第一章

Chapter 1

Yu Lan transmigrated into a cannon fodder female supporting character in a wealthy old man-themed novel. The cannon fodder character was young and beautiful, but brainlessly fell in love with an old man and did everything she could to scheme her way into marrying him.

After marriage, not only was the old man cold and indifferent, but he was also rarely home. He also had a thirteen-year-old son, who was said to have been born with his white moonlight.

As the saying goes, one either breaks out in silence or becomes pe*verted in silence. The original owner did not dare throw a tantrum at the old man, so she transferred all her resentment onto the stepson and went to great lengths to torment him. In the end, she was discovered by the old man and successfully courted her own death.

The ending had the white moonlight return to the country, and the family of three lived happily ever after.

Yu Lan: With money and free time, why should I care about men?

So she immediately turned around and started living a life where she did not need her husband around, only spending his money on shopping. As for the stepson in the villa, she treated him like air, completely ignoring him. Along the way, she took advantage of her wealthy family identity and accepted a variety show to earn some pocket money.

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Gu Sui’an had been tormented by his stepmother in childhood and locked in a pitch-dark cabinet, which resulted in claustrophobia. Even though Gu Yi later sent the woman to prison, his psychological trauma could not be healed.

At the age of seventeen, he chose to commit su*cide.

Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes again, he had returned to when he was thirteen. This was the year Yu Lan had just married into the family, and he had accidentally broken her perfume.

Gu Sui’an looked at the wound on his hand and gave a bitter laugh. Next, she would take a piece of glass and slash his face…

Yet Yu Lan only gave it a glance and cheerfully said, “That’s the one you broke, hurry up and pay me three hundred yuan!”

Gu Sui’an, who received thirty thousand yuan in allowance every day:?

And that was not all. When reducing household snack expenses, only the potato chips he liked were removed.

She kept saying she needed to lose weight, yet the one walking the dog every day was him.

To complete the variety show’s tasks, he had to personally make cold drinks and sell them under the sun. When he turned around, the woman was sitting under a tree, sweetly cheering him on…

After some time, Gu Sui’an, who had developed a regular routine, looked at his rounder cheeks in the mirror and fell into deep silence.

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A variety show named “The Hidden Life of the Wealthy” approached Yu Lan, offering eighty million yuan in appearance fees just to film her daily life.

Before the show aired, netizens gathered to watch the drama:

[The name’s interesting. I’ll support it.
[The water runs deep in wealthy circles. Does the production team even dare film it?]
[Heard there’s a stepmother. Hope to see the young master tear into his stepmom.]
After the show aired, the stepmother and stepson, whom netizens had imagined to be in deep conflict, not only didn’t fight but got along surprisingly well, even being jokingly called more reliable than the biological family!

Netizens: [Hmph, so what? Still married to a pot-bellied old man!]

Right after they said that, the next day, the old man finished work and came home. Everyone looked and—huh? Who is this tall, handsome, and elegant man?

Yu Lan did not know either. She cheerfully stepped forward to flirt, “Hey handsome, my husband’s not home, mind giving me your contact?”

Gu Yi looked at the wife he had married through a contract and suddenly felt like he might be growing some green on his head.

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