第1章 教练，我想踢球

Coach, I want to play football.

C Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me

Deng Kai: At the beginning, I did come to assist you.

C Ronaldo: Then why am I the assist king?

Deng Kai: Because I find that I seem to be a better carry than you! Don't be angry, there's nothing wrong with being the assist king. Everyone now says that you and Xixi are the only ones under me!

C Ronaldo: Bah!

Messi: What a shame!

Kaka: ???

Beckham: Look at my flying boot!

Daluo: I’ll go to your FamilyMart’s Golden Throat Treasures!

Ronaldinho: Swing together!

Zidane: Take my headbutt!

Neymar: Then we younger ones should leave?

Deng Kai: We are all football kings, don’t be restrained! The music and the dance continue on the green field!

C罗：凯，我以为你是来辅佐我的
邓凯：一开始我确实是来辅佐你的。
C罗：那为什么我成了助攻王？
邓凯：因为我发现我好像比你更能Carry！别生气了，助攻王也没什么不好的，大家现在都说你和西西在我之下独一档！
C罗：我呸！
梅西：臭表脸！
卡卡：？？？
贝克汉姆：看我飞靴！
大罗：我去你全家金嗓子喉宝！
小罗：一起摇摆！
齐达内：吃我一记铁头功！
内马尔：那我们这些小辈走？
邓凯：都是球王，别拘着！绿茵场上接着奏乐，接着舞！