Football Should Be Played Like Me

[New book "Ground Football: Ronaldo Thought I Was His Assistant" has been released. Please support it and bookmark it to read!] Moric: What's the name of the move you used to knock me down yesterday? Lu Yang: Mebo's pass. Moric: Was it invented by a man named Mebo? Lu Yang: No, it was a man named Messi who knocked down Boateng, the world's top defender. Moric: Why don't you want to wear the number seven jersey that symbolizes honor? Lu Yang: Because once I leave Real Madrid, I'll never see him again! If I put on that jersey, I'm afraid I'll become the ruthless killer! Moric: Lu, that overhead kick you scored from outside the penalty area yesterday was amazing. How did you do it? Lu Yang: It's simple. Don't call me Lu, call me Ibrahimovic! Moric: How did you manage to save five shots in a single game...