第一百次相亲

The hundredth blind date

Chen Yan’s 100th blind date was a bit off track.

Because this guy caught the blind date.

…

“Since it’s a blind date, let’s get straight to the point!”

“Your salary is too low, and the house is too small… To be honest, if you weren’t handsome, our blind date would have ended here.”

The blind date is obviously not satisfied with Chen Yan’s situation.

“Well, write my name in the house and ask your family to buy another 500,000 car, and let’s get in touch.”

Chen Yan was a little hesitant and confused, this girl was more direct and… realistic than she imagined.

“It’s not about money at all for you to add my name to the house book. As for buying a car… To put it bluntly, it’s just my salary for a month.”

“But you are so hesitant about such a simple thing… You are too stingy.”

“Hehe, nothing else, I’ll go first.”

The blind date looked arrogant, and with a huh, he pronounced the ending of the blind date.

But Chen Yan felt that it might be a bit hasty to end the 100th blind date like this.

“Beauty, I’m not stingy, but if you want to leave, it doesn’t seem to work.”

“What? The police want to stalk you too? Or do they want me to pay the bill? Hehe, waiter, pay the bill!”

In addition to arrogance and contempt in the eyes of the blind date.

Stalker? pay?

“You don’t have to pay the bill!” Chen Yan took out a pair of silver bracelets expressionlessly.

“Please get up and put your head in your hands, you are under arrest!”

…

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the 100th blind date, the strongest police development system is activated!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for catching one of the main criminals of the Internet recruiting piao criminal gang, and rewarded for unlocking the olfactory gene lock!”

陈言的第100次相亲有点脱轨。因为这家伙把相亲对象给抓了。……“既然是相亲，我们就开门见山！”“你得工资太低了，而且房子太小……说实话，如果不是你长的帅，我们的相亲到此就会结束。”相亲对象显然对陈言的情况不太满意。“这样吧，房子写我名，让你家再买一部五十万的车子，咱们就接触接触。”陈言有点犹豫和懵逼，这姑娘比想象的更直接也更……现实。“让你在房本上加上我的名字，根本不是钱的事，至于买车……说白了，我一个月的工资而已。”“可是这么简单的事，你都如此犹豫……你这人太小气。”“呵呵，没别的事，我就先走了。”相亲对象神情高傲，一句呵呵，宣判了这次相亲的结局。但陈言觉得就这么结束第100次相亲，可能有点草率。“美女，我小不小气这事另说，可是你想走的话，好像不行。”“怎么？警察也想死缠烂打？或者是想让我买单？呵呵，服务员，买单！”相亲对象眼神中除了高傲还有轻蔑。死缠烂打？买单？“买单就不必了！”陈言面无表情的掏出一副银手镯。“请起身，双手抱头，你被逮捕了！”……“叮！恭喜宿主完成第100次相亲，最强警察养成系统激活！”“叮！恭喜宿主抓捕网络招piao犯罪团伙主犯一名，奖励开启嗅觉基因锁！”               
              
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