第1章 妹的尿是霰弹枪

My sister's urine is a shotgun

[Gender Change + Naruto + System + Transformation + Time Travel + Heaven-Defying]

(Be careful when entering, some of the characters are private, Hashirama CP)

When Lu Cheng woke up, he found that he had traveled to Naruto and turned into Uchiha Madara.

Just become Uchiha Madara, and it would be nice to just teach others how to dance.

But who can tell me why Uchiha Madara is a girl!

The systems followed suit and issued tasks.

[Host and Senju Hashirama, please compete to see who can urinate farther.

Mission reward: Yang Chakra, mastery of five-attribute escape techniques.

Mission failure penalty: The damn Uchiha brat will be tortured]

Uchiha Madara's pretty little face turned pale, and Senju Hashirama gave him a thumbs up.

"Madara, let's see who can pee to the other side?"

Damn, this terrible Naruto world needs reform!

【性转+火影忍者+系统+变身+穿越+逆天】
（变身慎入，有部分私设，柱间cp）
  路程一觉醒发现自己居然穿越到了火影，还变成了宇智波斑。

  变成宇智波斑就宇智波斑吧，直接教别人起舞也不错。

  可谁又能告诉我，为什么宇智波斑是妹子！

  系统接踵而至，发布任务。

  【请宿主和千手柱间比试谁尿的远

    任务奖励：阳查克拉，五属性遁术精通。

    任务失败惩罚：该死的宇智波小鬼就要好好被揉虐】

    宇智波斑漂亮的小脸上一阵惨白，千手柱间竖起一个大拇指。

    “马达拉，我们来比比谁能尿到对岸吧？”
   
    该死，这糟透了的火影世界需要改革！