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Section 1

"They've always been women, from the beginning. How could they have been influenced by me?" "They're always saying they'll do anything for their whole lives. Doesn't that sound ridiculous?" "Women are born liars. They say I'm crazy, that I do perverted things to them. How is that possible?" "I'm just a crepe seller. How could I have that ability? That's all the simulators!" On a Tokyo street, a young man, leaning against the wall and clutching his waist, emerged from a basement, looking frail. "Mr. Lu Li, are the online rumors that you're Toyokawa Shoko's dog true? And there's also the rumor that you're two-timing. Can you explain?" "It's not true. Shoko is my dog. Men should stand up, not kneel, understand?" "And... I've never been two-timing. That's a rumor." "Then could you please tell me the truth?" "Of course!" Lu Li cleared his throat. "I've always been two-timing. How could it be two?!"

“她们本来就是重女，一开始便如此，怎么可能是被我影响的？”“动不动开口就是一辈子，什么都愿意做的，这听起来很荒谬不是吗？”“女人是天生的谎言家，说我虾头，说我发癫，说我对她们做变态的事，这怎么可能？”“我只是个卖可丽饼的，我哪里有那个能力？那都是模拟器干的！”东京的一条街道上，一位扶墙捂腰的青年一脸虚弱的从地下室里走了出来。“陆离先生，请问网上谣传您是丰川祥子的狗这件事是真的吗？还有据说您脚踏两只船，您可以解释一下吗？”“假的，祥子是我的狗，男同胞要站起来，不能跪你明白吗？”“还有......我从来没有脚踏两条船，那是谣传。”“那可以请您说说真相吗？”“当然可以！”陆离清了清嗓子。“我从始至终脚踏的都是十二只船，怎么可能是两只？！”