第1章 穿成素云涛？这KPI比天庭还离谱

Transformed into Su Yuntao? This KPI is even more outrageous than the Heavenly Palace

Su Tao woke up and turned into Su Yuntao, the most useless awakening master in the Spirit Hall. He only had two days left to awaken Tang San's spirit.

Bound to the "Destined Villain System", the main task is to prevent the Shrek Seven Devils from becoming gods and plunder all opportunities. If you fail, you will be chased and eaten by the Ten-Year Soul Beast!

While others were collecting soul power, he was hiding in the corner and slacking off, secretly using a "nano file" to grind away the awakening stone, turning Tang San's Blue Silver Grass into a level 7 useless martial spirit.

When others were trying to snatch the spirit ring, he released a "pseudo-millennium aura bomb" to force Yu Xiaogang to give Tang San a hundred-year defective spirit ring.

While others were exploring the secret realm, he had used the "Withering and Flourishing Technique" to hollow out the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire and transplanted the magical grass as potted plants.

From Holy Soul Village to Martial Soul City, Su Tao, branded as a "slacker deacon," used falsified attendance records to change his destiny:

"Tang San wants to take the Eight Spider Lance? First, let him experience the feeling of his spirit power being disrupted."

"The Seven Devils want to become gods? Sorry, I've polluted the throne."

Finally, watching the Shrek Seven Devils get stuck and collapse, Su Tao retired with his hoe on his shoulder: "Destiny? It's just a mark on my KPI."

System prompt: The idle retirement mode has been activated, and the villain value has reached 1 billion.

苏涛一觉醒来，穿成武魂殿最废觉醒师素云涛，距离给唐三觉醒武魂只剩两天。
 
绑定「天命大反派系统」，主线任务：阻止史莱克七怪成神，掠夺所有机缘，失败就被十年魂兽追着啃！
 
别人卷魂力，他表面蹲墙角摸鱼，暗地里用「纳米锉刀」磨废觉醒石，让唐三蓝银草成7级废武魂；
 
别人抢魂环，他放「伪千年气息弹」，逼玉小刚给唐三塞百年残次魂环；
 
别人闯秘境，他提前用「枯荣术」刨空冰火两仪眼，移栽仙草当盆栽。
 
从圣魂村到武魂城，苏涛顶着「混子执事」的骂名，用考勤表造假的手法改天命：
 
“唐三想拿八蛛矛？先尝尝魂力紊乱的滋味。”
 
“七怪想成神？不好意思，神位被我污染了。”
 
最终，看着史莱克七怪卡级崩溃，苏涛扛着锄头归隐：“天命？不过是我KPI上的一笔。”
 
系统提示：摸鱼养老模式已开启，反派值到账十亿。