第1章 你知道我这十八年怎么过得？

Do you know how I have been spending the past eighteen years?

[Not a cool story + Gou Wang + IQ online + immortality + behind-the-scenes planning + never meddle in other people's business]

From a backward village, he journeyed out of a turbulent dynasty and into a turbulent era, witnessing the rise of hundreds of races, the establishment of the Human Emperor, the advent of darkness, and the depletion of spiritual energy...

Times change, eras turn, and behind countless legends stands a transparent and terrifying shadow.

Twenty years ago, the old bookworm Jiang Hanwen traveled to the world of cultivating immortals. With the talent of immortality, he made plans for eternity, devoted himself to enlightenment, spent billions of years, and walked above all spirits.

For thousands of years, dynasties changed.

Ten thousand years later, the demons invaded and everything turned upside down.

After a hundred thousand years, the eras changed and the spiritual energy revived.

…

Jiang Hanwen:

"I never meddle in other people's business, but if I have an enemy, I usually give him three packages: a disco on his grave, eradicating his roots, and leaving him with a lasting infamy.

I wonder who among the emperors is hungry?"

When the villain turned against them and the demon race was about to be exterminated, the Human Emperor took out a rotten brush with missing teeth.

The Twelve Demon Emperors laughed loudly, and even the human leaders closed their eyes in despair.

"Teacher, I'm too tired and want to eat fried potatoes."

The next second, the sky and the earth darkened, countless breezes came down from the sky, and the screams of the demons woven into the last elegy of the era.

The true sound of the Tao resounds throughout heaven and earth.

"Come back when you're tired, and remember to bring some more peppercorns..."

【非爽文+苟王+智商在线+长生+幕后布局+绝不多管闲事】
从落后小乡村，走出波澜万里皇朝，入风云时代，见百族林立、人皇定鼎，观黑暗降临、灵气枯竭……
时代更迭，纪元交替，在无数传奇的背后，站着一道透明而恐怖的影子。
二十年老书虫姜瀚文穿越到修仙世界，以长生之资，布局万古，潜心悟道，花了“亿”点点时间，走在万灵之上。
千年，皇朝更迭。
万年，魔族入侵，颠倒逆转。
十万年，纪元轮替，灵气复苏。
……
姜瀚文：
“我向来不多管闲事，但要是有敌人，我通常送他三个套餐，坟头蹦迪，斩草除根，遗臭万年。
不知诸位帝君，谁饿了？”
小人反水，魔族将要灭种时，人皇拿出一只烂的掉牙的毛笔。
十二魔皇大笑，就连人族高层也绝望闭眼。
“老师，我太累了，想吃炸洋芋。”
下一秒，天地一暗，无数清风自天而下，魔族惨叫声，编织成纪元最后挽歌。
大道真音响彻天地。
“累了就回来，记得多带点花椒……”