艾格·莫里瑟斯

Iger Morrissey

Capítulo 1: Por ejemplo, Morrissey

Egger Morriss.

Translation: Poisoned eggs.

The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory.

For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose.

Author: Why don’t you follow the plot?

Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy!

Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant!

Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway?

Voldemort: ? ? ?

Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention.

Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes…

Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line!

Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag!

This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

艾格·莫里瑟斯。　　译名：毒鸡蛋。　　上一世病重在床的逗逼小青年重生在了记忆中哈利波特故事里的世界。　　对于即将到来的黑暗以及诡异莫测的魔法世界，艾格如同一条脱了缰的野狗一般四处放毒。　　作者：你为什么不按剧情走？　　艾格：剧情？剧情关我毛事？我要快乐！　　伏地魔：你很有天赋，我准许你成为我的仆人！　　艾格：跟班不是这么收的…朋友，你听说过安利吗？　　伏地魔：？？？　　斯内普：我发誓，莫里瑟斯先生，如果我再发现你用坩埚来煮火锅，我不保证在你不注意的时候我的狼毒药剂会不会滴在你的锅里。　　艾格：从前有一个麻瓜出身的小女巫，她有一双碧绿的眼眸…　　斯内普：不要挑战我的底线！　　艾格：不要挑战我的贱！　　这是一个不正经的魔法世界，画风清奇的霍格沃兹，慎入！               
              
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