为什么追我！

Why are you chasing me!

Chengying: “Why chasing me? I gave you all the syrup!”
Little Scorpion: “Tianmeng! Don’t run! I must eat you!”
Chengying: “Fools don’t run away! What age is this!”
This is a story about a long-lived stranger Doubi Teacher Douluo.
Chengying: Who should start first? Is it Dugu Bo or Xueye the Great? Wow! When I was a child, the snake woman was so cute!
What? Tang San’s mother is about to be killed, fast ice emperor! Bring my Armstrong whirlpool to accelerate the jet Armstrong cannon! I’ll teach Wuhundian to be a man!
What is the biggest advantage of being a soul beast? Of course I’ve seen you a long time ago!

承影：“为什么追我？急支糖浆都给你了啊！”　　小蝎子：“天梦！别跑！我一定要吃了你！”　　承影：“傻子才不跑！这特么是什么年代啊！”　　这是一只活了很久的异界逗比调教斗罗的故事。　　承影：先从谁开始呢？是独孤博还是雪夜大帝呢？哇！小时候的蛇婆竟然这么可爱！　　啥？唐三老妈要被杀了，快冰帝！抬我的阿姆斯特朗回旋加速喷气式阿姆斯特朗炮来！我来教武魂殿做人！　　身为魂兽最大的优势是什么？那当然是活久见了啊！               
              
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