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“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”
Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!
Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.
“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”
Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.


他横任他横，我自种我田，若要来惹我，过不了明年。        宅男赵海带着QQ农场穿越到了异界，附身到了一个落迫的小贵族身上，他的封地是一片种不出东西的黑土地，而最主要的是，他还有一个无比强势的未婚妻，他的未婚妻竟然是一个公国的继承人，未来的女大公！最最主要的是，他还是一个魔武废材，不能学魔法，不能学武技，废的十分彻底。        我不能学魔法，但是我有农场，你敢攻打我？我放虫子吃光你的军粮，吃光你的庄稼，把你们的水源都下上杀虫剂，除草剂，给你的地上都种上杂草，我看你还敢来攻打我。        什么？你要请杀手来暗杀我？嘿嘿嘿，我躲在自己农场的小屋里，看你怎么打我，等你走了，我就让你们国家的粮食绝产，到时候所有人都会起来造你的反，看你还敢来杀我。        切看一个有点腹黑的宅男，怎么用他的QQ农场，在那个剑与魔法的世界里，成为让天下所有人一听到都会做恶梦的存在。                   
              
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