短暂而滑稽的一生

A short and funny life

Capítulo 1 Una vida corta y divertida

Zhao Donghuai traveled to Hong Kong Island in 1983 and got a strange life simulator.
[In June 1983, you coincidentally joined the cast of Five Lucky Stars and became a dragon and tiger martial artist. In mid-June, your handsome appearance stole the scene and made a masked guest appearance in a fast food restaurant robber scene. You were kicked out of the fast food restaurant by your eldest brother Hong. He kicked through the glass and fell to the street outside the store, accidentally injuring his spine. 】
[In January 1984, you "created your own" milk tea round version of Nocturne, encountered an overbearing contract, and later fell into the contract text trap, was hidden, and was in debt of 5 million...]
[In the summer of 1984, you returned to Dakeng Village, took tens of thousands of yuan to go north to fetch water, dated three girlfriends, and was kicked in the Shura field. 】
[In April 1985, you were preparing for the new film Lone Agent, and wanted to become a handsome villain master who directed and acted yourself. During the competition, you were injured by Ajie due to a mistake in working with props, and you were almost paralyzed. 】
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