累了

Tired

Capítulo 1 Cansado

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan
The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.
Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.
After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.
The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!
Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!
The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!
Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!
The squirrel's storage room was looted.
Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.
The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!
Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.
In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.
Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.
Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!
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Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !
Director: I told you, there is no script!
Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!
After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.
Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.
Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight