佛爷我命苦啊！

Buddha, I have a miserable life!

Capítulo 1 Señor Buda, ¡tengo una vida miserable!

[Weak system + no heroine] The good news is that I traveled through time, but the bad news is that I traveled through time and became a monk, and this monk is not even a human? The good news is that there is a system, but the bad news is that this system is not mine? As an outstanding graduate of 2008's Touching China and Jiefang West Road, Shi Ran was dumbfounded when he looked at the row of things in the system, such as "The Diamond Sutra of Desire", "The Law of the Joyful Goddess", "Blood Tathagata", etc., which sounded like they were not good things. "No, I know the system is not mine, but is there really no decent thing? I, no, Master Buddha, I am really a good person."

【弱系统+无女主】好消息是穿越了，但坏消息是穿越成了个和尚，而且这个和尚居然还不是人？好消息是有系统，但坏消息是这个系统居然不是我的？作为08年感动华夏、解放西路优秀毕业生的释然看着系统内那一排《孽欲金刚经》、《欢喜天女法》、《血如来》等一听就不是什么好玩意儿的东西有些傻眼，“不是，我知道系统不是我的，但难道真就没有个什么正经点儿的玩意儿？我，不，佛爷我真的是好人啊。”