人生，就像是减肥一样

Life is like losing weight

Capítulo 1 La vida es como perder peso

Brother, do you really expect Orochimaru to help you?
He created the Sound Village, so I think he has experience in this area.
Orochimaru is a cold-hearted person, and he won't really cooperate with you.
Orochimaru is unreliable, who can I rely on, Sarutobi Hiruzen?
Even more unreliable, who would peek at someone taking a bath? Do you peek?
I don't peek! Do you peek?
I don't peek either!
Vile! (Cheers!)
Orochimaru is unreliable, and Sarutobi Hiruzen is also unreliable, so who can I rely on?
I, we, we from the multiverse...