第01章 你们人还怪好嘞

Chapter 01 You guys are pretty nice

Capítulo 01 Ustedes son bastante agradables.

[Funny + Invincible + Weird + Changeable Personality]
This is the second year of the battle between humans and strange creatures, and the situation is becoming increasingly tense...
Bi Yi traveled to the body of a dead person who jumped off a building, and was selected as a contestant as soon as she opened her eyes.
But his head was broken, causing him to always have problems. He loses his memory and goes crazy every day, but then becomes very well behaved the next moment.
Every day when Bi Yi wakes up, he has to think: "Who am I? Where am I? What should I do?"
Everyone thinks he is sick, but that doesn't stop them from loving him to death.
……
[Ding! Awakening C-level talent: Ignorance is not a sin (As long as I don’t know, I am right)]
A very useless talent was turned into a top-notch talent by Bi Yi.
He said: "I have a bad memory, so the word 'tolerance' does not exist in my dictionary. I always take revenge on the spot."
The naughty kid disturbed his sleep, so he manually muted the kid.
The parents came to settle the score with him.
He went crazy on the spot and shouted, "Ah! How scary!" and rushed up and slapped the other person twice.
The weird one chased him.
He went crazy again and said, "You are too bullying." and threw a naughty kid at the other party.
Grandma went crazy.
He said obediently: "Grandma, your head is so hard, can you take it off and let me play with it?"
Then he grabbed Grandma Wu's head and pulled it off with force.
Audience: Good fellow, he says the softest words but does all the wicked things.
……
At the beginning, teammates said: "He actually went head-to-head with Weird, is he trying to kill himself?"
Later, his teammates asked: "How dare the weirdos confront him head-on? Do they want to die?"

【搞笑轻松+无敌+诡异+性格多变】
这是人类与诡异生物打擂台的第二年，局势越来越焦灼……
毕宜穿越到一个跳楼的死人身上，刚睁开眼睛就被选中为参赛者。
但是他的脑袋被摔坏了，导致他总是出状况，每天都在失忆，发疯，转头又变得十分乖巧。
毕宜每天醒来都要思考：“我是谁？我在哪儿？我要干什么？”
所有人都觉得他有病，但并不妨碍大家爱他爱得死去活来。
……
【叮！觉醒C级天赋：无知者无罪（只要我不知道，我就是对的）】
一个十分鸡肋的天赋却被毕宜玩成了顶级天赋。
他说：“我记性不好，所以我的字典里没有忍字，有仇都是当场报。”
熊孩子吵他睡觉，他手动帮熊孩子静音。
家长来找他算账。
他当场发疯说：“啊！好可怕！”并冲上去给了对方啪啪两巴掌。
诡异追杀他。
他再度发疯说：“你们太欺负人了。”并朝对方扔过去一个熊孩子。
奶奶发狂。
他乖巧的说：“奶奶，你的头好硬哦，可以摘下来给我玩吗？”
然后抓住吴奶奶的头用力拔了下来。
观众：好家伙，说着最软的话，干的全是缺德事儿
……
一开始队友：“竟然跟诡异硬刚，他不要命啦？”
后来队友：“诡异竟敢跟他硬刚，它们不要命啦？”