别拿我命开玩笑

Don't joke with my life.

Capítulo 1 No bromees con mi vida


Quantum parallel time and space.
In the late Eastern Han Dynasty, a strange man appeared in Wushang County.
He was proficient in various local dialects.
Not only could he communicate with Shanyue barbarians without obstacles, but he was also proficient in Qiang, Tibetan, Hu, Xiongnu and other languages.
He was proficient in agriculture, improved seeds, and contributed to social development.
Before crossing, Jin Mao was a social animal with no ambitions. After crossing, he just wanted to farm and hug his thighs.
However, God loves to joke.
Jin Mao went on a business trip to quell the invasion of Minyue, but the magistrate of Wushang County ran away.
By mistake, he became the acting magistrate again.
Then, things began to become outrageous.
First, several neighboring counties asked for guidance, and then the entire Kuaiji County knew his name. When
Tang Mao, the prefect of Kuaiji County, learned about the situation, he wanted to marry his daughter to him.
Even when the eighteen princes were fighting against Dong, Yuan Shao had to send a letter to ask for his opinion.
Jin Mao didn't understand: "I'm just a farmer, what can I say?"
Yuan Shao: "Who brings troops to protect their farmland?"
Jin Mao: "Please, I'm surrounded by Baiyue barbarians, I don't have any troops, and all the food has been robbed."
Yuan Shao looked at Jin Mao's Baiyue army and Nanman army and remained silent.
Later.
Liu Biao: "I know how to farm the land in Jingzhou"
Liu Yan: "The same goes for Yizhou!"
Jin Mao: "Borrow it, don't be so stingy."
So, at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was fighting in the north, and peace in the south.