[Beast Taming+Simplification+No Female Lead+Lighthearted Power Fantasy]

Yi Tian transmigrates to a world of beast taming and acquires the System of Simplified Beast Taming, enabling him to simplify anything related to beast taming.

He begins by contracting a stone monkey who loves alcohol!

They say the stone monkey has no evolutionary path? Then I’ll create one!

Add a staff, some armor, and let it ride on a cloud.

Not bad—that’s got the right vibe!

When everyone sees the stone monkey shatter the heavens and earth with a single strike, they’re left in shock.

Aren’t you just a stone monkey? What’s with the ‘Great Sage Equal to Heaven’ nonsense?

……

As mythical beasts are created one after another by Yi Tian’s hands, the entire world goes crazy!

What will happen when everyone in Gintama comes to the world of Naruto one after another due to uncontrollable reasons?

What impact will their arrival have on the world?

Could it be because of some joint event launched by Jump?

Is this a rehash of an old idea that is going to be released as a game?

Fighting game?

Gin-san was thrown into a place like this because he didn't have a big move?

Is it so that he can cultivate a special skill to design game characters?

Gintoki, with dead eyes, looked at his dead-eyed brother, Hatake Kakashi, who was busy with work, and also made a very lazy sound. Outoto, I won’t eat without Uji Gintoki rice bowl!

Zhang Xuan entered the Source World which is a higher plane than the God Realm, and with the help of the complete version of the Library of Heaven's Path, which contains the three abilities of the Heaven's Path: Incomplete, Orderly, and Natural, he conquered the world.

Seeking destiny, accepting destiny, knowing destiny, establishing destiny... You are all still cultivating destiny, looking for destiny, borrowing destiny, but I, Zhang Xuan, have eternal destiny!

It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?----------------

This is a story where Sherlock Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!

After dying in a modern car accident, Gu Lan awakens in Jing Nation, a world of cultivators and celestial prophecies that he has found out to be the world of a novel he partially read. Luckily, he’s armed with two advantages.

1) A "Scholar’s System" that rewards reading and writing—reciting poetry grants cultivation years, and composing stories unlocks martial insights. Another major way to get system points to change the destiny of the characters.

2) Fragmented memories of the novel’s plot, where a tyrannical Empress and a rebel protagonist clash.

Determined to avoid the plot’s carnage, Gu Lan settles in a remote city as a humble scholar. But fate laughs at his plans when he meets Mu Yuyan—a woman of ethereal beauty and quiet grace—at a temple fair. Their love blooms like spring cherry blossoms, and within months, they marry.

There’s just one problem.

Mu Yuyan is actually the reigning Empress, who temporarily leaves the capital (but still reigns the nation) due to a prophecy: "Only by living as a mortal can the nation’s doom be averted." Disguised as a merchant’s daughter, she seeks to break the heavens’ decree… initially unaware her new husband has knowledge of her world’s future.

"Aren't you an actor? How can you fly over eaves and walk on walls?"

"Climbed a thousand-meter steep cliff with bare hands! Are you a devil?"

Facing the exclamations of a group of scandalous actresses, Du Sheng calmly glanced at the skills he learned from the film:

[Dragon Elephant Prajna Kung Fu (Purple): The power of ten dragons and ten elephants, Prajna golden body, indestructible! ]

"My ten-level power is manifested, the golden light is as long as a foot, it is reasonable for my physique to be stronger, right?"

"Tian Long", "Infernal Affairs", "Yi Tian", "Kung Fu", "The Matrix"...

All things are like dreams and bubbles.

All things in the world are nothing but a cataract in the eyes, a bubble in the water, a mirage in spring, and a dew in the morning, without reality.

And the immortality of thousands of generations is nothing but coming from the stars and returning to the stars.

Countless planes, billions of lives, immortals and mortals compete for a dream, aren't they also the shadows of their own six dusts falling?

Then what is the end of this time and space, the other side of the immortal road, the existence that truly transcends everything?

Changkong Realm, Yuanyang Sea.

A three-no cultivator who died tragically, with two souls, suddenly opened his eyes...

(Playing with memes, funny, secondary creation, starting with a crooked-mouthed Zhongli)

[Ding, the second creation live broadcast room has arrived. 】

【Zhongli joins the live broadcast room】

【Join the live broadcast room】

【Lei Dianzhen joins the live broadcast room】

[Old Eight... Wendy joins the live broadcast room]

……………………

Zhongli: ???

After traveling through 6,000 years, I have reached the peak of my life, and you just came?

[Ding, now playing the secondary video "Liyue Son-in-law"]

……………………

[Gui Zhong: Crooked-mouthed Zhongli? Ning family's son-in-law? No, I'm laughing.]

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: The Emperor must be doing this because he has... some serious illness! ]

[Wendy: As expected of an old man, a normal person would never be able to lift his lips that high.]

【Zhongli: ………………】

Here is the serious content:

Ganyu: "I only feel sorry for the Emperor~"

Ningguang: "Lord Emperor, please look at me. I don't believe that your eyes are empty..."

In the end, "Moracus, who is more beautiful, me or Inazuma Thunder God?"

Tianli: "Moracus, I command you to marry me!"

Zhongli: “It’s so hard for me!”

Ye Lin's system can change one word of the plot content, and changing one word will make a big difference in the plot. "Walk" was changed to "roll". Tang San, who had just finished practicing the Purple Demon Eye, rolled down the mountain. "Crying" was changed to "laughing". Xiaogang was poisoned, Tang San laughed anxiously, and almost killed Yu Xiaogang. Hundreds changed to ten, and Tang San liked to mention a ten-year spirit ring. [I am a human being] Ye Lin: Change humans into gods for me. ...

[Easygoing Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Daily Life + Nonsensical Humor + Invincible Abilities + Non-Traditional Wish-Fulfillment + Important Supporting Characters, Don't Enter If You Dislike, Don't Flame If You Enter By Mistake]

Lin Tian's mobile phone mutated. Every week, he can experience a mutated version of a mobile APP.

Effects after various apps mutate:

Navigation App 'Baide Maps': Search for ownerless treasures, track rare hidden artifacts.

Fitness App 'HEEP': Train various ancient body refinement secret methods, learn lost martial arts divine techniques.

Travel App 'Flying Cow': Check-in at tourist spots, awaken special abilities, obtain thousand-year-old exotic fruits!

Communication App 'Q Messenger': Contact myriad realms, chat idly in groups to receive red envelopes.

Reading App 'Tomato Novels': Enter novel worlds, challenge plot missions, win big prizes!

Additionally, there's the video app 'Douyin', the game app 'King's Battlefield', the recruitment app 'BOSS Direct Hire'.........

"They say the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation."

"Suppose, I mean just suppose, my tech product, my phone, mutated... then what would I be?"

His roommate thought for a moment and replied: "A poor wife."

Lin Tian: ".....I fucking mutated, I didn't change gender!"

Lin Tian: "Besides, you don't actually think puns are funny, do you?"

This is the story of a 'lying flat' university student who does nothing all day, but occasionally steps up to save the world when he feels like it.