Enter the game.

Day 1: I am a good person.

Day 2: I am a player.

Day 3: I like bunny girls, change, understand?

...

Day 93: What? I am a father?

Serious introduction:

Enter the dream world, find NPCs to complete tasks to get rewards.

Of course I plan to do the tasks well.

The important thing is! I happen to be an older unmarried young man who is good at talking and being beautiful. I want to give both parties a better gaming experience, which is no problem.

Until I pass the second dungeon.

Reality.

"I have been looking for you... Who is she?"

"Is that so? The reason for her sudden disappearance is this sneaky kitten."

"..."

The two women outside the door confronted each other, and Su Ming inside the door was like a thorn in his back.

Something is wrong, they are not NPCs!

ps1: This book is also known as "After Wake Up, She Knocks on the Door" and "Two or Three Things of the Time Management Master"

ps2: Peach text, no knife sugar, no stock speculation.

Scholar System, Business System, Confucian Saint System, Oracle System, Bald System, Ancestor System, Myriad Realms System…

This is a world overflowing with systems!

In this world, everyone can awaken a system of their own!

Everyone can cheat their way to the peak of life!

However, Xiang Beifei was utterly confused, “Why do all you locals have system cheats while I, as a transmigrator, don’t have one?”

Soon, he realized—

Not having a system cheat was actually the biggest cheat of all!

Travel through a fantasy world!

Become the master of the Empress before she turned evil.

The little disciple who had been abused in every way before suddenly found that her master had become gentler and more powerful, and he became more and more hard-mouthed and soft-hearted towards her...

Su Changge: Damn system, I don’t want to be a scum villain!

System: Born as a scum, destined to be a villain!

Feng Wanqing: What should I do if I fall in love with my own master? I want to have a sweet love affair with my master, and my master can only have me, a little cutie. What a saint goddess, whoever comes will die, this queen said!

“I saw with my own eyes that they used the finest, rustproof refined steel to make utensils and cans, filling them with just a little food, then casually throwing them away after eating.”

“I saw with my own eyes that they used giant beasts as tall as mountains to devour soil and rocks, digging out underground cities, just to park their steel carriages beneath the surface.”

“I saw with my own eyes that they fed glowing ores into an everlasting stellar furnace, unleashing a radiance brighter than the sun.”

“I saw with my own eyes all those indescribable things.”

“Their iron birds covered the sky, their steel ships filled the ocean, their war machines tore the earth asunder, and their gods walked upon the world.”

“You must think I’m mad.”

“But it doesn’t matter.”

“It has already seen you.”

***

Oil is Its blood.

Thick smoke is Its breath.

Ore and steel are Its food.

The countless cargo ships in the harbors are Its myriad offspring.

The place of origin stamped in the corner is Its silent mockery.

They claim they are mere mortals.

Child, you’d best not argue.

You must understand:

Their technology is beyond comprehension.

Their production capacity is unimaginable.

A mere glimpse of their creations will drive you insane.

Their morale surpasses even the most fanatical worshippers of dark gods.

How will you stop them?

With your sword, child? Or your flesh and blood?

You should be grateful that they still consider themselves mortals.

***

“I’ve finished building my factory, and now you’re telling me this world runs on idealism?!”

“Wait, then what the hell did I just create?”

Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only distinguish living people by smell and the emotions floating in the air.

Wherever they go, all happiness will disappear, leaving only the deepest fear in people's hearts.

Legend has it that under the hood of the Dementor there is a face that can devour souls...

"That's the theory."

Cohen Norton did not deny this.

"But this doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, it's weird."

As he said that, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy Cohen's brother gave him suddenly disappeared.

[Ding! Goodwill value +1, sin value +1]

[Note: Giving candy first and then snatching it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience]

(This is a story about a funny person who travels through time to the magical world, becomes a subject of some evil black magic experiment and grows up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously)

- The following is an incomplete introduction -

"What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, take a sip."

"What is this, Slytherin's locket? Pry it open and take a sip like an oyster."

"What is this, Hufflepuff's cup? Add some milk tea and take a sip."

...

"What is this, Harry Potter? You smell good, bro, sip--"

"Cohen, don't come over here!"

“Come on, come on! Take a hit!”

“Immortal? If your health bar hits zero, you die!”

“As long as it has a health bar, even gods can be slain!”

The dark side of the world, a broken land, eldritch horrors rising from the Abyss…

Behind him, there was no light. Before him, only endless white mist.

Some believe in the light. Some snuff it out.

But what of those caught in between?

——

The Abyss descends.

Monsters invade.

In the Era of Eternal Night, the gods are said to be undying…

The boy gazes up at the sun. There, stretching across the sky, is a long, long health bar.

“Gods? Oh, you mean that glowing health bar up there?”

[Single Female Lead (Qian Renxue) + System]

During the Wuhun Awakening Ceremony, Wang Teng awakened his innate level 9 spirit power, and he also had twin Wuhun.

——Wang Chengkun: "My son, Wang Teng, is worthy of a title!"

——Wang Chong: "My brother, Wang Teng, has the title!"

Wang Teng: "..., there is a sentence I didn't say, I am actually a god + the capital of the emperor!"

......

Several years later, all living beings in Douluo Continent: "Greetings to Emperor Wang Teng~!"

【naruto+singleheroine+invincible+daily+system+littlefunny+willnotooc】

Get the wind from the clouds:“ I have decided to live a peaceful life now and want to lie down completely! Are you a dog system coming?”

Yunzhong Zhufeng looked at this system and found that it seemed to be covered with a layer of skin?

Then he took a look and saw that the whole system was full of two words, trick you!

【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: Uchiha Madara’s Revenge. Reward: Blood Continuation Limit·Ice Escape】

【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: Nine Tails Rebellion. Reward. . . . . 】

【Ding-Congratulations to the host for completing the Chaos Event: The Fourth Ninja War. . . . 】

Senju Hashima: “Takifu is a ninja who is more powerful than me. I feel relieved to give Konoha to him! ”

Thousand Hands: “If there was no wind, I would have sacrificed it. There is no doubt about his strength! ”

Sarutobi Sun Slash: “Only by taking the wind can he lead Konoha Village to glory, and he deserves the position of Naruto!”

Shimura Danzo: “Who loves to take this blame and who will take it! I just want to follow the wind and run the Naruto mobile game! Bent on making money!”

“group hiding! You will regret it!”“ "kill!" I am the general manager!”

When "Taking Wind from the Clouds" solves the last fatal task of the dog system and prepares to start a truly peaceful life.

Looking back, he finds that he has become a well-deserved god of ninjas, standing above all the ninjas.

Get the wind from the clouds: “Hey, hey, hey, do you want to do this? I just want to be an ordinary set of darts for a peaceful life.

Title Tags: Demon Slaying and Exorcism, Heart of Concrete (Metaphor for hardened heart), Slice of Life, Nonsensical/Absurd

"Daoist priest, my parents disapprove of every decision I make, I've been suppressed since childhood, and I've accomplished nothing."

Li You: "There are two things in your house that are suppressing you."

"Daoist priest, 'a step back opens up a vast sky,' how about you waive the incense money for me?"

Li You: "If I don't 'deal with you' today, my Daoist heart will be ruined."

...

[Universal Experience Points +10]

Spiritual energy is reviving, and powerful figures from different eras are gathering in the modern world, determined to seize divine positions and control the heavenly authority.

Li You knows he's just an ordinary person, guarding his Daoist temple, and diligently grinding experience points... Until one day, he gradually notices something's amiss.

"Wait, something's not right, how come all these gods and Buddhas, countless demons and monsters, can't even withstand my ordinary punch or a basic sword strike?"