Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

My name is Lai Ru, and I hope I can become a great scholar. But...

Today, I traveled through time and became a monk!

The system told me to be the most violent monk in history, but...

System, did you make a mistake?

I traveled through time and became Tathagata!

Be an undercover agent? Change the Journey to the West?

I am not a monk, and I don't want to be Tathagata!

Forget it, in this case, I will be an undercover agent...

Jie Yin, Zhunti, give up...

All the leaders of the Leiyin Temple in Lingshan Mountain in the West have become undercover agents...

Chen Fan woke up and traveled to the body of Tang Sanzang. He also obtained the god-level sign-in system. If he signed in every day, he would have unlimited magic power and unparalleled magic skills! The strongest Tang Sanzang in history was born. I am a monk who loves meat and wine. I punched the old Jade Emperor in the Heaven and kicked the Tathagata in the West! Sun Wukong: "Master, you can't kill anymore. The monsters are not guilty of death..." Zhu Bajie: "I am going to beg for food. Master said that there must be wine and meat, otherwise you will eat my pig ears." Sha Seng: "How can Master be more cruel than the eldest brother???" Gods and Buddhas in the sky: "Who asked him to come to obtain the scriptures???"

On a frozen tundra, through the billowing steam and blinding blizzard, the shape of a colossal beast slowly emerges.

A grotesque construct seemingly cobbled together from wood and iron, devoid of any sense of beauty or design. Whether it can even move is a mystery—it’s a wonder it holds together at all.

At the front is a massive steel face locked in a twisted grin, with a red mechanical tongue lurking inside its maw.

Below, four claw-like mechanical legs—thin and bird-like—stride awkwardly through the snow, barely supporting the towering monstrosity above. Their fragility is alarming against the beast’s massive frame.

They say, deep within the fortress, a mysterious figure dwells… weaving the fate of all who live.

New book "Douluo: A Bird at the Beginning")

The white-haired boy holds a longbow and holds the full moon, igniting this era with blood and fire all the way.

His legend will be spread all over the Douluo Continent.

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Xue Hanjiang knew from a young age that he was different from his brothers and sisters. Although he was born in the royal family of the Tiandou Empire, he never even saw his nominal father again after his mother left.

The royal family is so large and there are countless princes. It is very simple to let a prince who is ignored and helpless die quietly. Compared with the princes, a princess who is helpless and powerless has the right to live.

Therefore, Xue Hanjiang was disguised as a princess and lived in the royal family until she was six years old, which is the age of martial soul awakening. From then on, Han Jiangxue's life will be completely changed.

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I am very good at filling in the pits. All the unreasonable things you see will be explained later. Although it may not be satisfactory, it can at least be logically self-consistent.

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Tang San's death warning

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Welcome to join the pigeon breeding group: 639580003

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Completed

This is a story about being with God. In this story, God loved the world first.

In the divine kingdom above the sea of thousands of pillars of clouds, Chen Yi holds the power of the gods.

He is the king of faith and the Lord of salvation among his people.

The saint who is still forgiven over the stake.

A god who has tasted all the sufferings of the world and has a beast in his chest.

The two beliefs and two roads hesitated, and the spirit of embarking on the journey of return.

And the last living saint in the world - Saint Vina Cana. At the beginning of this history, she had not learned how to love.

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The ancient holy capital drowned in the pale rain, and the vast sentient beings ravaged by the curse of the dead!

All the times of despair, all the times of decadent.

A god descended on the judgment,

And the other god embarked on the road of salvation.

Everything, everything,

Only the salvation of the soul has long been entrusted to the Lord.

[The article is relatively slow. After writing the first big plot in Chapter 62, I hope to see it there.]

The author seriously named cancer + brief introduction cancer, please read more chapters for details)

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Is this a game? ——That's right, this is the world's first virtual reality online game.

Is this a conspiracy? - Other games want money, they want their lives.

Is this realistic? ——Where do you think reality is?

"God, why are you so high up?"

In the world of sword and magic, the gods have fallen. A young man from the 21st century travels to this fantasy world with the power of time and space. Can he survive the game of gods and become the only one?

Gu Zian was hit by a dump truck and brought to India, and he turned into a cow.

If it was anywhere else, he would never accept it, but the place he traveled to was India.

In this magical country, cows live better than most people. In Tianzhu, cows are the incarnation of gods.

One day, when he was wandering around the streets, an Indian man with his sick child knelt down in front of him and kowtowed, and a strange prompt sound suddenly rang in his ears.

[Power of Faith +1]

[Obtain Primary Healing Skills]

At this time, Gu Zian found that he seemed to be able to really turn into a god.

Many years later, when Gu Zian was lying in a magnificent temple, with a beautiful girl serving him, countless Indian officials and wealthy businessmen knelt down outside, just to ask for a bubble of his cow urine.

He traveled through the Journey to the West and became the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong. He also had a system that could help him practice automatically while lying down. He was so familiar with Journey to the West that he had to go to the West to obtain the scriptures because he was crazy! With his understanding of the world of Journey to the West and the help of the system, he will stand at the top of the world of Journey to the West in this life, overlooking all living beings, stepping on the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and living forever!