I, Lynn, Judge of Luofu, just wanted to slack off and play dumb with Qingque while outwitting my superiors. But after transmigrating, I found myself with a system called Aha in my head. I, Aha, the Star God of Pleasure, picked up a strange soul after climbing a tree. Let me see… the Starry Sky Railway? Here comes the fun! As long as I make choices that please Aha according to the Pleasure System, I can get rewards, but why is it in the form of a gacha? Kafka hypnotizes me? I hypnotize Kafka! I cling to Estella's leg and shout "rich woman, hungry ship ship!" I use the Black Tower Doll as a pillow and sneak into the Medicine King's Secret Manual shouting "group hunting storm!" I check from time to time to see if there are any bountiful treasures… The system's gacha pool seems a bit strange too: Wind Wings, Heavenly Fire Judgment, Demon Sword Aatrox, Watcher P, Black Tower Doll, Battlefield Healing Needle, Mortal Blade, Water Bird Dance Sword Technique, Twelve Talismans, Yama Blade, all sorts of random oddities, and a Penguin Logistics party invitation? I am Aha's amusement, and Aha is also my amusement! Those who invade my immortal abode's territory, I will surely strike them down! I will draw the Emperor's bow like a full moon, and all the stars will look upon it, to shoot down the plague of longevity! This strike will pierce through the stars!
[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]
When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!
I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!
The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:
✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."
✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."
✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"
In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.
Yi Feng transmigrated to a cultivation world, but unfortunately, he could only be a mortal. Helpless, he could only run a small martial arts school to make a living, occasionally practicing blacksmithing, living the life of a "Grandmaster." Until one day, the small martial arts school became lively. Several old men with ethereal airs argued heatedly over a kitchen knife in Yi Feng's kitchen… A middle-aged man who had traversed the void hid in the clouds every day to secretly watch Yi Feng practice his fist techniques… A stunningly beautiful saintess even volunteered to be his maid… "I wonder when I will reach this state of returning to simplicity!" "Yes! Master Yi's fist technique seems ordinary, without any fluctuation of energy, yet it contains supreme martial intent; he is truly a peerless martial god!" Yi Feng: "I am a peerless martial god? How come I didn't know?" The big shots: "Senior, we understand! You are playing a grand game!" So I am a peerless martial god…
[Lotus Above Peach Below] [Lotus and Peach CP] [Slightly angsty]
I don't know how to write a summary, so I'll just select the main text...
Clutching the empty Fontainebleau bottle, Hu Tao staggered and crashed into Funina's cabin door. Before Funina could speak, she threw herself into her arms, reeking of alcohol.
Funina instinctively held her waist, and before she could speak, a kiss with a sweet, wine-like scent landed on her lips. It wasn't gentle, even a little clumsy, and Hu Tao's nose brushed against her cheek. "Funina," she buried her face in the other's neck, her voice muffled yet exceptionally clear, "I... like you... Fufu."
Funina's fingers froze. She was used to Hu Tao's fussiness and dependence, but she never imagined that this intimacy would turn into a confession. The words stuck in her throat, and looking at the expectant eyes of the person in her arms, she didn't know whether to nod or shake her head.
After waiting for a while without receiving a response, Hu Tao slowly straightened up. She saw the hesitation in Funina's eyes, and the astonishingly bright look in them instantly dimmed. She didn't say another word, but simply loosened her grip on the wine bottle, turned around, gently closed the door, and let her footsteps fade into the distance without looking back.
Another name.
"Fou, You Smell So Good!"
"Humanity's strongest warrior, the hope for salvation. As long as he lives, our civilization will not perish..." So many visions, so heavy hopes. With an icy body, he wields the eternal heat of the sun, rescuing lives from the depths of suffering. In a highly advanced pre-civilization, he was the strongest warrior among the moths drawn to the flame. The fiery sword guarding Eden, the heavenly fire that burned Sodom. In a still-ignited world, he was the prototype of [God]. Kevin could have become the fire illuminating the world, but he did not; he chose to become the moth chasing the flame. In the final heaven, [God] entrusted him with the throne and the light; in them, he finally saw a future brighter than [Stigmata]. The real Kevin has followed his companions, passing away without regret. In another world, [humanity] is born from miracles and legacies; on the journey of the Ark, he will surely embark on a tomorrow even better than [the past]. In the frigid snowfields, natural disasters descend. "Faced with natural disasters, humanity is not helpless. Heavenly Fire, unleash it!" Nature's wrath is but dust before the raging inferno. Kazdel, before the vast army. Kevin: "Do you know why birds can fly?" Sarkaz army: "???!!!"
(Multiple women + Black Widow (You can watch it if you don't like it))
Li Wei, a college graduate who is well-versed in online novels, stood out in the interview with his outgoing personality and silver tongue, and landed a job with a 9-to-5 schedule and no overtime.
Unexpectedly, on his way home from get off work, Li Wei encountered a woman who had fallen into the water, and in his eagerness to save her, he was pushed into the Marvel Universe by the woman...
From then on, the company lost a worker who loved going to work, while the Marvel Universe gained a player with the "Helpless" system, Levi Osborn.
"Ding! Congratulations, Boss, you have successfully stolen the Sword Saint Wuming's sword, Han Guang, from the world of 'Nine Songs of the Sky'."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen Sonic's gold ring."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, for successfully stealing the Trident of Neptune."
"Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully stolen the Night Sky Sword of the Goddess of Death."
...
Battle of New York
Thor: "Hey, Levi, why is your Mjolnir the same as mine?"
Li Wei: "Bro~ didn't you know? Back then, the Dwarf King forged two Meow Hammers. Yours is the female one, and mine is the male one!"
Thor?!?!?!
...
Hela: "Little Vivi, can you explain why my Night Sky Sword is in your hands? (눈_눈)"
Li Wei: "Sister Kate, cough...no, baby, listen to my excuse, I really didn't steal it, it has nothing to do with me."
...
At this moment, Wonder Woman was still on her way on horseback…
(Multiple women + Black Widow (absolutely pure) (┯_┯))
The Divine Realm will open every few centuries. As countless powerful individuals enter to vie for the fragments of godhood, demons will also descend. Waves of brave young warriors will embark on their journeys. ...[Innocent]
Virtual online game + god-level talent + equipment build + pet build
The virtual game Second World has launched.
Li Jian acquires a god-like talent—unlimited equipment slots.
Level 1 can equip 1 piece of equipment.
Level 2 can equip 2 pieces of equipment.
Level 3 can equip 4 items.
Level 4 can equip 8 items.
Level 5 can equip 16 pieces of equipment.
...
Level 10 can equip 1024 pieces of equipment.
All equipment attributes can be stacked.
By the time the average player had just left the beginner's village, Li Jian was already invincible.
While other players were still forming groups to fight the BOSS, Li Jian had already killed the BOSS with a single 999-damage strike.
Equip a LV1 beginner wooden sword, attack +5
Equip 100 LV1 beginner wooden swords, attack +500
Unlimited equipment slots weren't enough, so let's add unlimited pet slots too.
When Li Jian reappeared before the players, he was holding a wooden sword, but was followed by thousands of mythical beasts.
Li Jian: This is a tough idea, let's work together!
[Pokémon + Realistic Pokémon World + Million-Word Guarantee + One Soul, Two Transmigrates (Charmander Body + Human Body) + Single Female Lead, Sweet Romance (Male Lead's Emotional Intelligence is Somewhat Like Ash's) + Giovanni + Not Invincible, Not Brainless + Becomes Charmander + Orphanage Start]
The champion of the 100th Pokémon World Championship has been crowned!
But he died in a hospital bed due to illness…
No one expected that Arceus would grant him a new life…
With all the details and knowledge about Pokémon!
In this life, he will live for himself!
What he was holding in his hand was no longer a mouse.
It's a real Poké Ball!
This time... his goal will be to fulfill his childhood dream...
Become a true Pokémon Master!
Gu Changsheng transmigrated to a fantasy world, possessing the Longevity Body, and spent a full 30,000 years proving himself to become an Emperor, while all the former prodigies perished and their Dao vanished.
Over the next 100,000 years, Gu Changsheng transformed into countless clones, suppressing alien races, the critical sea, and the Dark Sovereign of the forbidden zone, silently protecting all living beings.
As long as he lives, the Three Thousand Realms will not be corrupted by darkness.
Ten thousand years later, Gu Changsheng entered his old age, his body was declining, and his lifespan was nearing its end.
Meanwhile, all the powerful figures who had been suppressed, including the Dark Sovereigns and otherworldly giants, have been resurrected, staring intently at Gu Changsheng and awaiting his death.
Just as he was preparing to take a group of Dark Sovereigns down with him, he was about to die.
Ding! The apprenticeship reward system has been successfully activated!
Gu Changsheng carefully selected and trained his disciples, and he himself grew stronger and stronger, his lifespan was replenished, and he lived one lifetime after another.
"Ding! The host has granted his disciple a sacred medicine and returned a ten-thousand-fold immortality elixir!"
"Ding! Your disciple has advanced to the Spirit Sea Realm. Your life essence will be returned to you ten thousand times, and your lifespan will increase by ten thousand years!"
"Ding! The host has bestowed upon his disciple a supreme magical artifact, and has returned a Celestial Artifact Time-Space Palace ten thousandfold!"
......
Countless years later, all the supreme beings of the forbidden zones roared: "Why isn't Gu Changsheng dead yet? If he doesn't die soon, we're all doomed!"
This book is also known as "I, the Emperor in My Later Years, Became a Legendary King of Longevity".