Taibai transmigrated to the primordial world, becoming the first innate Geng metal essence in existence. He initially planned to cultivate peacefully among the stars, but due to several tremors, he unexpectedly fell into the Kunlun Mountains. By sheer coincidence, he encountered the Three Pure Ones returning from listening to the Dao. As a transmigrator, Taibai already foresaw the Three Pure Ones' fate: the Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect faced peril, the Immortals of the Jie Sect were doomed, and the Three Pure Ones ultimately suffered internal strife, their lineage declining. Taibai originally intended to transform into human form and travel west, but the Three Pure Ones were too "enthusiastic," leaving him no choice but to become their disciple. Furthermore, his Geng metal essence was too strong, causing an imbalance in the Five Elements. Therefore, to balance the Five Elements and for his own future, Taibai had to "actively" leave the mountains and cause trouble. Using his foresight, he sought opportunities and accumulated merit while simultaneously utilizing the resources of the Three Teachings for cultivation. Unbeknownst to him...
A young chef is reborn into the body of an old man who has just drowned in a flood in the world of Investiture of the Gods. In order to survive, he has no choice but to rely on his culinary skills to strive for the position of the Kitchen God...
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A black dragon's monologue: I used to be a happy, reclusive dragon, living a carefree life of sleeping, eating grass, and never having to fight. But those happy days were shattered the moment a human girl named Lilith came along! TT girl Lilith's monologue: I am a sacrifice, destined from birth. My only honor is to be offered as a sacrifice to a great being. But I never dared to hope that someone like me would be worthy of being offered as a sacrifice to the great evil dragon, Lefendia! The worries of the kings of Middle-earth: The monsters of the Age of Gods—the evil dragons—have resurfaced. Our rule is crumbling! The troubles of the gods in heaven: The dragons are in trouble, things have gotten serious! We can no longer hide our mess! A black dragon: You're talking about evil dragons, what does that have to do with a useless black dragon like me? What? I am an evil dragon?! Hey, you've got it wrong, I'm obviously so weak! Wait, girl, where does your power come from? What? I gave it to you?! In short, this is the amusing travelogue of a clumsy dragon and his powerful retinue.
Having transmigrated to a parallel world, Su Chen, a slacker in the special case team, unexpectedly becomes bound to the "Underworld System".
From then on,
The interrogation of a ruthless criminal turned into a "torture of demons."
The hunt for fugitives has become akin to "suppressing zombies."
The unsolved case became known as "the work of a ghost king".
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Colleague: "Su Shen, how did you figure out that the murderer had a split personality?"
Su Chen looked at the [Painted Skin Ghost] on the system panel: This... is quite obvious.
Criminal: "I thought I had no flaws, how did you find me!"
Su Chen recalled the directions given by the kind old lady who was possessed by the "Earth God"...
This is the story of a lazy detective who, under the absurd guidance of a bizarre system, uses underworld skills to subdue criminals in the mortal world and unknowingly reaches the pinnacle of life!
When I woke up from the hospital bed, what did I first feel? My legs felt heavy and I couldn't recall what it was like.
My name is Xinghe Yonghui, and I am a trainer at Treson Academy.
As for why I was so badly injured and why I lost all my memories, I have absolutely no idea.
Not only is it okay, but they have the highest level of affection for me, and I am also the inheritor of the purest bloodline of the three goddesses. I should be able to influence them and dispel the almost obsessive shadow hidden under the dazzling light.
(A few months later)
Xinghe Yonghui clutched his lower back, his voice pleading and visibly weak: "I really... can't take it anymore, please let me go!"
However, the racehorse girls surrounding her exchanged a knowing glance, and without saying a word, they approached and gently but irresistibly grasped her wrist.
Xinghe Yonghui was pulled back onto the bed.
[Chongbaba + Multiple Heroines + Optional System Function + Past Life Simulation + Love Triangle]
"Lord of Light, please turn me back into a boy!" "I can't, you cute child." "Lord Gaia, please turn me back into a boy!" "I don't want to be a cute child." "Holy Grail, hurry up and turn me back!" The Holy Grail shattered... A boy turned into a loli had no choice but to continue searching for a way to regain his male form... [Desert Rain]
“Father, my wife has been acting strangely lately, always saying that someone is calling her.”
“Here you go, the Lord says this works.”
"This is?"
“M1911 Divine Inscription, hold it like this, aim it at your wife, and then pull this trigger.”
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Serious version:
The whispers of the ancient gods could not drown out the crisp sound of a bullet being chambered.
The roar of the demon god could not drown out the booming of the ship's cannons.
The roar of the evil god was far less pleasant than the sound of a laser cannon charging.
A mercenary, summoned by the Buddha of Fire and reborn in another world, is to be hired by the gods as a priest to bring a little firepower shock to those unclean things that have been lingering in the material world for so long!
Don't worry, here you go, the Lord said this works! (Draws gun/rocket launcher/sniper cannon/matrix cannon/space-based cannon)
Tags: Inhuman, Slow Burn, Time Travel
Introduction:
Becoming an evil god is impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime. I don't know how to be a big shot either; I just like to meddle in other people's business, doing good deeds every day—it feels so good to be a good person! I'd rather die than become an evil god!
Ah, this little investigator is really interesting and fun.
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"Hello everyone, I am Nyarlathotep. Please call me Nyarlathotep. I look forward to working with you in the future."
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[Genshin Impact/Livestream/Making Up for Regrets/Smart Thinking]
The drunken poet is still drinking in the wind, the street hustlers in Liyue Town are putting their bills on the tab at the Hall of Rebirth, the reclusive girl is still meditating in her Pure Land, the little grass spirit is still imprisoned in the Palace of Pure Goodness, and Fou is as flamboyant as ever...
On this day, a screen suddenly appeared in Teyvat, destined to bring joy and happiness to the land!
All players travel across the endless continent, create guilds, and become guild leaders.
Each time a guild levels up, it gains one opportunity to recruit adventurers.
Furthermore, as long as you complete guild tasks, you will receive various rewards and benefits, making the guild bigger and stronger, and reaching the pinnacle of life is just around the corner...
"Oh no, I recruited a lizard, and it's giving me weird looks and keeps rubbing against my legs. What should I do? Help!"
"Oh God, why did I recruit a damn green dwarf!"
"Help! My recruited Wind Shadow Leopard is showing a starving state, and its eyes are practically glowing green! How do I slide tackle to kill it?"
"Haha, I recruited a beast-eared girl; wait, why is this beast-eared girl actually a slug?!"
......
The chat group was filled with groans, and Gu Yan couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
Fortunately, he awakened the [Infinite Critical Hit Recruitment System], triggering a critical hit of tens of millions of times at the start, and recruited a pair of golden legendary quality succubus twin sisters.
As the guild leveled up time and time again, Fallen Angels, Holy Light Elves, Five-Colored Evil Dragons, and others all became members of his guild.
When he stood atop the mountain and looked back, his guild had become the strongest divine kingdom across the endless continent and countless planes.