"Lord of Light, please turn me back into a boy!" "I can't, you cute child." "Lord Gaia, please turn me back into a boy!" "I don't want to be a cute child." "Holy Grail, hurry up and turn me back!" The Holy Grail shattered... A boy turned into a loli had no choice but to continue searching for a way to regain his male form... [Desert Rain]
“Father, my wife has been acting strangely lately, always saying that someone is calling her.”
“Here you go, the Lord says this works.”
"This is?"
“M1911 Divine Inscription, hold it like this, aim it at your wife, and then pull this trigger.”
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Serious version:
The whispers of the ancient gods could not drown out the crisp sound of a bullet being chambered.
The roar of the demon god could not drown out the booming of the ship's cannons.
The roar of the evil god was far less pleasant than the sound of a laser cannon charging.
A mercenary, summoned by the Buddha of Fire and reborn in another world, is to be hired by the gods as a priest to bring a little firepower shock to those unclean things that have been lingering in the material world for so long!
Don't worry, here you go, the Lord said this works! (Draws gun/rocket launcher/sniper cannon/matrix cannon/space-based cannon)
Tags: Inhuman, Slow Burn, Time Travel
Introduction:
Becoming an evil god is impossible, absolutely impossible in this lifetime. I don't know how to be a big shot either; I just like to meddle in other people's business, doing good deeds every day—it feels so good to be a good person! I'd rather die than become an evil god!
Ah, this little investigator is really interesting and fun.
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"Hello everyone, I am Nyarlathotep. Please call me Nyarlathotep. I look forward to working with you in the future."
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[Genshin Impact/Livestream/Making Up for Regrets/Smart Thinking]
The drunken poet is still drinking in the wind, the street hustlers in Liyue Town are putting their bills on the tab at the Hall of Rebirth, the reclusive girl is still meditating in her Pure Land, the little grass spirit is still imprisoned in the Palace of Pure Goodness, and Fou is as flamboyant as ever...
On this day, a screen suddenly appeared in Teyvat, destined to bring joy and happiness to the land!
All players travel across the endless continent, create guilds, and become guild leaders.
Each time a guild levels up, it gains one opportunity to recruit adventurers.
Furthermore, as long as you complete guild tasks, you will receive various rewards and benefits, making the guild bigger and stronger, and reaching the pinnacle of life is just around the corner...
"Oh no, I recruited a lizard, and it's giving me weird looks and keeps rubbing against my legs. What should I do? Help!"
"Oh God, why did I recruit a damn green dwarf!"
"Help! My recruited Wind Shadow Leopard is showing a starving state, and its eyes are practically glowing green! How do I slide tackle to kill it?"
"Haha, I recruited a beast-eared girl; wait, why is this beast-eared girl actually a slug?!"
......
The chat group was filled with groans, and Gu Yan couldn't help but feel a little nervous.
Fortunately, he awakened the [Infinite Critical Hit Recruitment System], triggering a critical hit of tens of millions of times at the start, and recruited a pair of golden legendary quality succubus twin sisters.
As the guild leveled up time and time again, Fallen Angels, Holy Light Elves, Five-Colored Evil Dragons, and others all became members of his guild.
When he stood atop the mountain and looked back, his guild had become the strongest divine kingdom across the endless continent and countless planes.
Huo Yuhao's life was undoubtedly that of a loser. Before he possessed power, he suffered endless scorn and bullying; favored by fate, he was then firmly bound by the Celestials' control over his destiny after gaining power. But what if, by accident, Huo Yuhao, on his journey to the far north, suddenly awakened and was given a second chance at choosing his fate? Naturally, it would begin with escaping the Celestials' schemes and Shrek Academy. Huo Yuhao: In this life, I will only do three things: revenge, revenge, and more damn revenge!
[A million words, 9.2 rating, quality guaranteed]
[Invasion of a bizarre world + story-driven narrative, original plot (no filler content from the original story) + develop your territory, rebuild civilization + monsters from the Classic of Mountains and Seas]
This world has been corrupted. The twisted and deranged "Master of Knowledge," the "Pharmacist" covered in tentacles, and the "Floating One" chanting strange incantations are all pounding their broken skulls against the planet "Nanook"...
The Star God was corrupted by something eerie, and his destiny was twisted along with it.
You are the one chosen by the imaginary number, the one who is about to and must save everything.
Even if the guidance has long been broken, please become the King of the Gods.
Cthulhu gods, the great demons of the Classic of Mountains and Seas... What is real in this bizarre world?
With the help of the system left behind by the "gods", Gou Tou started building a civilization settlement from scratch.
He has walked a precarious path, fraught with thorns, and even... his name is a protection given to him by "Joy" Aha. Can he really lead his appointment to the end?
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March 7th's tearful murmur, Himeko-sensei's relieved smile before fading away, Dan Heng's scarred back standing in front of him, and Walter's crutch, now only half its original length.
A bizarre and fantastical world, filled with terrifying and eerie monsters.
They distorted all truth and crushed all hope.
When the sub-vacuum crystal wall shattered, the light of "protection" dissipated.
When nothingness vanishes, even 'joy' can no longer elicit a smile...
"As the emperor, I must establish a moral compass for heaven and earth, secure a destiny for the people, continue the lost learning of the sages, and bring peace to all generations. I will bear this responsibility alone!"
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The very last, and also the very first.
The stars and gods prayed in unison.
Even if the guidance has long been broken, please become the King of the Gods.
No male lead, intensely intimate, pure love without angst, healing, not a wish-fulfillment story.
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The message from the spirit is confirmed to be true.
What the heart desires is what is true.
As a spirit song girl, Yumere possesses the ability to turn everything she says and thinks into reality.
However, a thought lingered in the girl's subconscious: "Miracles always come at a price."
In the shattered divine kingdom, she watched as the benevolent deity who had bestowed blessings upon all beings transformed into a monster covered in flesh and tentacles, pleading with her for an end and slumber...
On the frigid rooftop, she looked at the girl who had given countless people beautiful dreams and liberation, now a slave to her memories, and begged her for release and an end...
In the depths of a ravaged starry sky, she gazed upon an ancient civilization that had spanned the timeline, now a breeding ground for defilement, which prayed to her for oblivion and nothingness…
Even if she was determined to slack off, she had a reason to use a miracle. However, what was the price she would pay?
This "price" is probably somewhat special...
"Mengling-chan, there were some weaklings last night... Please do your best tonight~"
[Starting with Evil Spirits][Strange Cultivation][Building Territory][Recruiting Demons][Protecting Humanity][No Female Lead] Chen Zhou transmigrated to a strange world teeming with demons and evil spirits. Demons slaughtered humans, monsters harmed humans, immortals devoured humans, ghouls ran rampant, ghosts and monsters were rampant, gods and Buddhas perished, and humanity was in decline. Fortunately, Chen Zhou wasn't transmigrated as a human; he started as an evil spirit, activating the Evil God System. Blood, flesh, souls—anything the Evil God needed, he could sacrifice, and as long as he sacrificed, he would become stronger! But it didn't say he could only sacrifice humans, did it? Chen Zhou pondered this. [Sacrifice the living dead to unlock the evil spirit's exclusive ability—White Bone Ghost Domain!] [Sacrifice a hundred-year-old black snake demon to unlock a special building—Blood Imprisonment Pool!] [Sacrifice the evil spirit paper scissors to unlock the evil servant—Paper General!] From then on, Chen Zhou built a city in the Ghost Domain, slaughtered immortals, demons, monsters, and monsters, recruited ghost servants and evil servants, protected humanity, enjoyed the faith of the people, and proved the path of the Evil God. Since neither gods nor Buddhas in this world can save us, I, the evil god, will protect all living beings. With my wicked form, I will act as a steadfast guardian, performing acts of blessing.
[Urban Martial Arts, Urban Superpowers, Urban, Genius, Invincible, System]
Twenty years after global upheaval, humanity struggles to survive between divine beings and mutated beasts.
In the process of saving his sister who was being corrupted by divinity, Zhou Xing unexpectedly awakened the "Divine Plunder System"—
Killing people and beasts allows you to plunder divine power!
"Frost and ice? Blazing flames? Not enough!"
"Metal Overlord, Skeleton Armor, Healing Light... I want them all!"
From underground cleaner to the strongest genius of the Watchers, he possesses countless divine qualities and breaks through the limits of humanity!
However, the Divine Gene Organization has its eye on him, wanting to extract his blood and dismantle his bones!
The various geniuses protested: "Most of them are awakened beings? They'll explode and die sooner or later!"
Zhou Xing sneered, raised his hand to suppress everything, and shattered all doubts—
"My Divine Plundering System can fuse with countless divine essences."
"And you are merely nourishment to make me stronger!"
When the will of the gods awakened, they discovered that their lives were already in Zhou Xing's hands.