The most tragic thing in history is not marrying the wrong man or choosing the wrong profession, but choosing the wrong master.
Thanks to her foolish master, Mi Xiaoqi accidentally traveled to the body of a little white cat, and even more tragically landed on top of the bed of Prince Bei Gongyan.
She was trapped by the overbearing prince and intended to escape.
Well, she was caught and locked on the bed...
Yang Zhi: "I want to compare him to the moon, but I feel that the moon is too far away, and my love cannot reach such a far place. I want to entrust my thoughts to the moon, but I feel that the moon is too clean, and my thoughts are not worthy of it."
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"You are always better than others, at least in my heart."
Because of the kindness of his family, the boy suddenly had a gentle, intellectual and super caring big sister by his side.
To be honest, the feeling of having someone accompany him is really a bit unusual.
[Daily, relaxed, funny, dog food, single female protagonist]
[More warm and healing]
Coming to the universal world, I changed my job to become the only hidden profession - Necromancer, but it was rated as the weakest profession in history by the whole country and I can't play it at all?
Are you kidding me? I will directly awaken the god-level skill system!
Other Necromancers: Consume a huge amount of spirit to summon a tattered skeleton.
My Necromancer: Activate the skill and summon 1 skeleton per second!
……
The secret realm of college entrance examination.
When others just entered the secret realm, what they saw was not monsters, but a large army of skeletons that had spread to every corner!
Abyss battlefield.
The entire army of endless monsters was mobilized, but was instantly overwhelmed by the overwhelming undead creatures!
Outer space.
The undead bone dragon that blocks out the sky, the corpse eater that devours everything, the condemned knight that tramples everything...
A few years later.
Ye Yang stood in the dominant position, looking down upon all living beings!
"The Eternal Life of the Dead!"
"I am a natural disaster!"
I transmigrated into a novel, becoming the villain.
After dozens of attempts, I failed each time and couldn’t return to the real world.
Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger.
Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything.
Female Lead #1: “Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist’s opportunities. I just want to get stronger.”
Female Lead #2: “I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos.”
Female Lead #3: “What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?”
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It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same?
Are you all just messing with me?!
In the previous life, the ancestor of short video picking up girls traveled through the fantasy world and became the beloved sixth prince Gu Jiancheng of the secular dynasty. In order to avoid the purge of his brother, he had to pretend to be a romantic and arrogant person.
Finally, on the day he turned eighteen, the long-awaited system awakened!
However, the first task issued by the system was to let him choose a concubine, and it also specified the person to marry was Yun Shui Yao!
After the system awakens, you can get rich rewards as long as you make Yun Shuiyao emotionally moved or have physical contact with him!
But for Gu Jiancheng, the master of picking up girls, isn’t this an easy task?
So what if she is the Queen of the Immortal Realm? Just soak her up!
Yunshuiyao: I am reborn!
I was originally the first female emperor of the Nine Netherworld in the fairy world. I died in the battle against the invasion of foreign lands, but because of the nirvana of the phoenix soul, I was reborn...
Phlebotomy: Beginner+ (Recharge RMB 1,000 to upgrade to Expert level). Pancreaticoduodenectomy: Beginner+ (Recharge RMB 100,000 to upgrade to World-class level). This is a true story of a young doctor who became stronger by spending money, forged a legend, and shocked the world!
It took Lu Yu seventeen years to finally devour the soul of the Emperor of Heaven and re-examine the world. Since the reopening of heaven and earth, spiritual energy has reappeared, and all living beings pursue longevity and survive by seizing the opportunity. By gathering the true energy, one can split mountains and crush rocks, and travel a thousand miles a day. By practicing magic, you can call the wind and rain, and ride on clouds. Tigers roar in the mountains and dragons swim in shallow waters. In this life, you will reach for the sky, a tiger will descend from the mountain, and a dragon will fly into the sky!
[Kendo + Invincibility + Super Caution] Lengquan travels through the fantasy world, activates the system, and becomes stronger by doing daily tasks!
After staying in the sect for ten thousand years and about to become an immortal, the system released a new main line: accepting disciples!
In order to obtain a reward, Leng Quan accepted the eldest princess of the Silver Moon Dynasty as his apprentice.
But no one expected that he had the list and discovered his true identity: the Nine Swords Patriarch who was feared by all.
He thought that everything ended there, but by chance, he learned that his disciple was actually the Empress of the Nine Heavens who wiped out the darkness for the human race and led it to glory, but chose to be reborn after being ambushed.
Looking at the well-behaved and sensible Nine Heavens Queen, Leng Quan exclaimed, "How cool!"
[Easygoing Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Daily Life + Nonsensical Humor + Invincible Abilities + Non-Traditional Wish-Fulfillment + Important Supporting Characters, Don't Enter If You Dislike, Don't Flame If You Enter By Mistake]
Lin Tian's mobile phone mutated. Every week, he can experience a mutated version of a mobile APP.
Effects after various apps mutate:
Navigation App 'Baide Maps': Search for ownerless treasures, track rare hidden artifacts.
Fitness App 'HEEP': Train various ancient body refinement secret methods, learn lost martial arts divine techniques.
Travel App 'Flying Cow': Check-in at tourist spots, awaken special abilities, obtain thousand-year-old exotic fruits!
Communication App 'Q Messenger': Contact myriad realms, chat idly in groups to receive red envelopes.
Reading App 'Tomato Novels': Enter novel worlds, challenge plot missions, win big prizes!
Additionally, there's the video app 'Douyin', the game app 'King's Battlefield', the recruitment app 'BOSS Direct Hire'.........
"They say the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation."
"Suppose, I mean just suppose, my tech product, my phone, mutated... then what would I be?"
His roommate thought for a moment and replied: "A poor wife."
Lin Tian: ".....I fucking mutated, I didn't change gender!"
Lin Tian: "Besides, you don't actually think puns are funny, do you?"
This is the story of a 'lying flat' university student who does nothing all day, but occasionally steps up to save the world when he feels like it.
The roommates who live together are Sheldon and Leonard from "The Big Bang Theory"...
The law firm where they intern is "Pearson & Hardman" from "Suits"... ....
Responsible clients include Walter White in "Breaking Bad" and Michael Scofield in "Prison Break"...
The restaurant he frequents is the Williamsburg restaurant in "Broke Girls"