[Mystical elements + beloved by the group + strong male and female leads - incredibly satisfying]

Seventeen years ago, because of a sorcerer's prediction that she would bring misfortune to her family, Yan Chenqi (Lu Xinnian) was blinded and had her mouth and nose blocked by her own mother, and was then thrown into a mass grave and buried alive.

Seventeen years later, she returned and became the head of the Maoshan Sect, the orthodox sect of Xuanmen (mystical arts).

If you need martial prowess, you have his master; if you need financial resources, you have his uncle.

Her eldest brother is the commander-in-chief when you look up, and her second brother is the king when you dig eight layers into the ground.

Since the Lu family calls her a jinx, then she'll send a coffin to every single member of the Lu family.

Slap the tea girl, punch the scumbag, and whoever is said to die at midnight will not live to see dawn.

People from the wealthy social circle knelt down in front of Qin Sizhan's bedside, who was in a vegetative state, and begged, "Fourth Master, please wake up! Your little wife is telling everyone that he's dying!"

One day, Qin Sizhan actually woke up and said in a serious tone, "Since my wife said that you are going to die, then you really should die. While you can still breathe, hurry up and make arrangements for your descendants."

(Western fantasy + sword and magic + magical civilization + mysticism + original dungeons + underworld magic + the nascent dawn of the East + single female protagonist + grand world view)

[I've been transported into this lousy game, and even the uninstall button isn't working! What do I do? I need help urgently!]

Su En transmigrates to a Western fantasy game world and faces a luxurious "survival package" of twelve gods and seventy-two divine monsters. He discovers that he is a magical failure—the only skill he can learn is the [Counter Magic], which has no offensive power.

Being passively attacked and unable to deflect melee attacks? What kind of ridiculous SSR-level talent is this!

Until he unexpectedly triggered a "master-servant contract"...

From that day on, Suen's path to survival embarked on a railway of no return, and along the way, he also ran over some brilliant but futile attempts to stop him.

The twelve deities—Sichen, Siming, Zhijin, and others—have already manipulated the entire world for their own purposes.

Magical technology, new gods and old gods, the resurgence of the remnants of the divine era, the unprecedented prosperity of magical power... A new era, in harmony with history and the future, is rolling in. What the gods did not expect was that what would come head to head was Suen, who held the ultimate Flash Spell.

"Look me in the eye! You bastard! I'll make you look me in the eye!"

"Are gods really that good at fighting? What good is it if you can't even fight? If you're blind, how are you supposed to monitor this world?"

The silver-haired angel, an old enemy, came to kill him with gritted teeth, but was forced to stand there, his face flushed and unable to move.

"What...what are you going to do!"

"Kneel down! Do it for me!"

"Waaaaah, no..."

The whole school is waiting for them to come back, while Suen is at home, forcing the angel who lost her...

Answers to "Five Years of Magic, Three Years of Simulation".

Chen Feng transmigrated into the body of an impoverished Taoist temple abbot, only to be harassed by bandits demanding repayment of debts right from the start, while his apprentice was so hungry he had to eat tree bark.

Just as he was preparing to flee, the "Incense Offering to Godhood System" activated—

You can become stronger by participating in a lottery, but the prizes are all bizarre and unbelievable!

[Five Thunder Talisman] blows your own shoes off; [Bigu Pill] makes you fart with spiritual energy after eating too much.

The male protagonist's pectoral muscles swelled dramatically after consuming the [Breast Enhancement Pill], and he was hit on the head with a rock right after using the [Invisibility Talisman]...

He originally intended to focus on making money, offering blessed stinky tofu and a one-day tour of the sacred spring, and turning the Taoist temple into a 5A scenic spot.

To everyone's surprise, the goddesses started fawning over her one by one—

A cute village girl feeds him porridge and wipes his sweat; a cold and beautiful swordsman shields him from a knife; a seductive saintess pretends to be a ghost to flirt with him late at night.

A drunken female warrior hugged him and exclaimed, "Good wine!" A princess in distress asked him to help her restore her kingdom...

Chen Feng: "I'm just a lowly Taoist priest working for a living, don't come any closer!"

Goddesses: "Master, who will you choose?"

With his Ice Soul Spear, Deng Meng, who once dominated the northern grasslands, accidentally traveled from a secret realm to Hong Kong Island in 1978.

At that time in Hong Kong, superstar Cheung Kwok-wing had not yet become a household name and was working as an extra on RTV (Rediffusion Television). Stephen Chow was still attending secondary school at St. Mary's English College.

Guan Jiahui, the most beautiful woman in Hong Kong, never got married, and Athena Chu, who played Zixia Fairy, was still a little girl.

John Woo had not yet established his style of violent aesthetics, Wong Jing was still studying at the Department of Fine Arts and Design at Hong Kong Polytechnic University, and Wang Jing and Johnnie To were still working as assistants to the famous director Wong Fu-lam on the Clear Water Bay set.

The Hollywood of the East is in the making and awaiting its arrival.

A crossover of Cursed series, Bungou Stray Dogs, plus a bit of Dream-Colored Patissier (just background, don't worry if you haven't read it), HE (Happy Ending).

The author is a newbie and has limited writing skills, so please bear with me, my darlings! ♡♡♡

Reading manual:

This story is also known as "The Strongest Man Who Might Be Single Forever Suddenly Gets a Girlfriend."

The characters may have off-screen moments, the plot may occasionally go awry, and as a new writer, my writing skills are limited, so please keep your imagination running wild~

There aren't many battles; the main focus is on tearing up brain-destroying plans, with occasional sweet slice-of-life moments.

My CP is that silly cat (5t5)

Main text:

What's it like to run a popular dessert shop in Yokohama?

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Tokyo and just finished exorcising a cursed spirit.

At first, I just wanted to be a pastry chef quietly, but I accidentally attracted a silly cat...

"Boss, another serving of Xijiufu, super sweet~~" The white-haired man with the eye patch leaned over the counter, grinning like a troubled child.

Someone: ... (Silently pushes on the dessert and hides the dessert card in his hand)

#Regarding the incident of being forced to take on a part-time job after refusing a college teaching position (definitely not because of her looks!)#

#Yokohama's unofficial jujutsu community is also saving the world today (just kidding) by making desserts (darling~ today I'm making extra thick cream strawberry daifuku too)#

#A certain white-haired teacher: Mission reward? The life of the strongest sorcerer, how about that? Not bad, right? o(＊＾▽＾＊)o♪

"Welcome to Xiaoqi's paranormal investigation livestream! Today I'll be taking you on an adventure to this famous paranormal location!" The host, Wang Qi, was enthusiastic on screen, but behind him lurked numerous ghostly figures and indescribable, bizarre creatures, gathering around him with sharp claws and fangs… But Wang Qi simply waved his hand casually, and these terrifying beings vanished into thin air. "As everyone knows, there are no ghosts in this world…" Wang Qi confidently declared to the viewers.

When Li Shang struggled to open his eyes again, he was greeted by a large, bushy beard. The bearded man looked at Li Shang tenderly, his eyes filled with tears.

Now that we've come to this magical world, let's have some fun!

Enhanced meditation techniques; a wider variety of alchemical tools; more magical potions; more powerful magical creatures, and more.

I was transported to Re:Zero and transformed into the Witch of Envy, Satella. It's one thing for boys to want to seduce me, but why do girls want to seduce me too?! In short, this is the story of a girl who travels to various anime worlds to fulfill other people's wishes (and pay off debts).

Li Yi transmigrated, and even transmigrated to the Naruto world.

Fortunately, when Li Yi traveled through the time-space tunnel, he obtained the Flame-Flame Fruit and Ryujin Jakka, which gave him the means to establish himself in the ninja world.

Madara Uchiha: "Kid, do you want to dance too?"

Li Yi: "All things return to ashes. Flowing blade like fire!"

Madara Uchiha coughed up blood: "Kid, I acknowledge you as the strongest Fire Release user!"

Huo Xi, a college student who was unexpectedly sent to another world by Brother Dayun, discovered that he was not reincarnated as a humanoid creature, but as a giant monster ORT!

But that's alright. He knew that ORT possessed all sorts of strange abilities, and mimicking humans was naturally no problem. However, the most urgent task was to figure out what kind of universe this was.

Is there Ultraman? Or a singer? Or perhaps the Four Vendors of Asia and Space?

Huh? Wait a minute, what the heck is "Extreme Evil Rider"? And what do you mean by telling me to go find your apprentice?

What the heck is this traveler assistance system in my head? If I'm the traveler, then who is that blonde beauty shaking my hand?

A player who had almost forgotten the Genshin Impact storyline leisurely accompanied Luminous and Skirk on their journey through the Seven Kingdoms, possessing enough power to destroy a star.

Why do you need to travel when you can already become a star? If I don't supervise this golden retriever's trip, who's going to make up for the system rewards I'm missing and the encounters with beautiful girls from all over the world?