A single hair can pierce a star, a sneeze can destroy a star field, and if you accidentally fart, the creatures of hundreds of star fields will be poisoned to death.
But don't worry, this kind of deity doesn't fart or sneeze.
Di Wuming was very bored. He had been living this kind of life for countless eons, and he wanted to find something fun to do.
To prevent himself from accidentally destroying the world, he sealed himself away: his hair, his pores, his teeth, his nails, his saliva, and his nostrils…
He had sealed almost everything that could be sealed, which made him feel that he wouldn't unintentionally destroy the world.
He couldn't get too excited, otherwise, if he raised his voice even slightly, it would be like the collapse of a mountain or a river.
Things with thought fear him, and things without thought also fear him. All rules, origins, and the Way of Heaven revolve around him.
To put it bluntly, he wasn't born from chaos; he created chaos.
Finding a Daoist partner doesn't result in a son, but in a world; the Daoist partner is called the Mother of Chaos.
He set up so many seals on himself, yet he was still the ancestral god.
Mulin, who was rescued by the system under certain conditions, was reincarnated into a crossover anime world.
In order to shed his heavy past experiences and with curiosity about the new world, he changed himself and started living a new life with the unbridled mentality of a free-spirited idiot.
I thought that everyday life would always be with me.
Until the crisis is about to strike the person you care about...
"I'm sorry, host, due to your clothing, your body..."
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[Passerby], [Oregairu], [A Silent Voice], [Kaguya-sama: Love Is War], [Fate/stay night], [Karakuri], [Fate/stay night]
Travel through time to the Investiture of the Gods, where the great calamity of the Investiture of the Gods is about to begin.
How can a mortal survive a great calamity?
Fortunately, Zhou Changfeng awakened to extraordinary comprehension, relying on which he simultaneously cultivated martial arts and immortality, thus gaining the attention of a sage.
Is it difficult to establish oneself in the world of Investiture of the Gods?
Then I will become the Human Emperor, who would dare to touch me?
Therefore, Zhou Changfeng developed his power, diligently cultivated his skills, and awaited the arrival of the Investiture of the Gods.
Chen Xuan travels to the Journey to the West world. In the Southern Continent during the Spring and Autumn Period, when the Five Hegemons are vying for supremacy, he comes to Mount Taihe to seek immortality and the Dao in order to escape the chaos of war.
After undergoing numerous trials, he finally became a disciple of the Supreme Mysterious Master.
"May I ask your Taoist name, Master?"
"Zhenwu."
With disheveled hair and bare feet, wielding a sword, and standing on a tortoise and snake, he is the True Warrior of the North!
My master is actually the Nine Heavens Demon-Subduing Ancestor!
[Not set in the prehistoric era] [Based on the original Journey to the West] [Slow pace] [Cultivation and immortality] [No female lead]
Martial arts, the flow of Qi must be smooth, the heart must be upright! Having transmigrated 30 years and served 13 years in the military, Chen Yuan returns to his hometown with his cultivation severely damaged, intending to open a martial arts school, take on a few disciples, and enjoy his retirement. However, fate intervenes. After slaying a snake monster, the Mountain and River Map opens, granting him the inheritance of the Pure Source Mystic Dao True Lord, Erlang Shen! At the beginning of the inheritance, he gains [Innate Divine Strength], possessing immense power, rebuilding his foundation, and ultimately evolving to [Carrying Mountains and Chasing the Sun], achieving physical sainthood! Slaying the snake demon grants the [Snake Slayer] skill, allowing him to harness the power of the great river to capture a true dragon, evolving to [Dragon Capture], becoming the God of Water! Defeating the tiger demon grants [Demon Slayer], allowing him to harness the power of mountains and rivers to obtain three thousand grass-root gods, evolving to [Searching Mountains and Finding Demons], becoming the God of Hunting! Afterwards, he slays demons and monsters, quells chaos and quells calamities, his Qi flowing smoothly and his heart upright, soaring to the heavens! "None of these are important, what's important is—" "...
Travel through the Burning Lamp and awaken the funeral service system.
One can attain sainthood through burying all living beings.
As a result, Ran Deng completely ignored the system and went straight to lick Hong Jun's boots.
“Sage Hongjun, please allow us to address you as the Dao Ancestor.”
"Dao Ancestor, you are like my second parents. I want to acknowledge you as my godfather!"
"Father, I suggest that the Celestial Court be established on Mount Sumeru to complete the Western spiritual veins!"
"Godfather, the Investiture of the Gods is your way of giving all living beings a second chance at life, so you should pay more!"
"Godfather, do you really think your child is worthy of becoming a saint?"
"Godfather, you say this empire will be left to your son to rule?"
"Godfather..."
What system? I'll just lick it!
Don't bring your brain! Don't bring your brain! Don't bring your brain!
Zhu Yinghan transmigrated to the world of One Piece and, with the help of a god, obtained the Human-Human Fruit, a Mythical Zoan type, and the Devil Fruit in the form of the Monkey King.
First, he tricked the young Empress into becoming his wife, then he became sworn brothers with Luffy, and finally joined the Navy, where he met Kalifa, Momousagi, and a group of beautiful Navy women.
However, during the Marineford War, Sengoku grabbed Garp's sleeve and shouted, "Why is Zhu Yinghan fighting with Akainu?"
Years later, someone asked Zhu Yinghan, "What was your greatest gain in this world?" Zhu Yinghan chuckled and replied, "My many wives!"
[Brainless light novel + multiple female leads + invincible + doesn't want to join the army]
What! You want to go to Chaoge to build the Star-Picking Tower and do hard labor instead of having a wife? Then I want a wife.
No, why do we have to open blind boxes to choose a wife? What if she turns out to be ugly?
Looking at the empty rice jar and the four hungry palace maids and wives, Wang Dangwu decided to make money first.
If you travel back to ancient times, you'll start by making sushi to feed your wife, then get married, and finally become stronger!
………
Development requires a powerful backer, and after searching high and low, Wang Dangwu discovered that he was the most powerful backer.
The low rating is because it's newly released; it will rise later.
[Game development + movie making + songwriting + TV series + business development + no female lead]
Ye Bai had just won the Best Director award when he was transported to a parallel universe and became a freshman there.
In this parallel universe, Earth lacks entertainment and has a limited variety of games.
Hmm? Let's try being a King first.
What? You don't know who these heroes are? Learn about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
I don't understand why that monkey is so powerful? I need to watch Journey to the West!
To sell the skins, Ye Bai practically wanted to advertise them with a megaphone.
But how come, after selling skins for so long, these people started calling themselves the King of Entertainment?
Originally titled *Investiture of the Gods: Starting from the North Sea*, this story follows Lu Zhao, a transmigrator who, hailed as a child prodigy, is granted the opportunity to cultivate. Just as he enters the Dao, the three religions sign the Investiture of the Gods list, and the sages of the three religions order their disciples to remain secluded. Lu Zhao and those who haven't yet joined are expelled from the mountains. Through a series of fortuitous encounters, he gains supernatural powers. Amidst war, he protects the people and forges a new path. Note: This story is based on the Investiture of the Gods, but has undergone significant modifications. Please do not take any discrepancies with the original setting too seriously.