That year at the Valley of the End, Hashirama Senju faced Madara Uchiha, and Madara Uchiha was ultimately defeated.

Later, I saw Madara Uchiha with tubes inserted into the back of his neck, playing tricks and schemes, showing none of the heroic spirit of the Asura of the Ninja World. This scene is unforgettable for me.

At that moment, I thought, if I could become the head of the Uchiha clan, I would definitely do what Madara Uchiha couldn't do.

Now that the position of clan leader is within my grasp, I must consider whether this might be the only opportunity I have in my life.

I believe that Madara Uchiha played a crucial role in the Uchiha clan's past dominance, but now it's my era.

Restoring the glory of the Uchiha clan is our bounden duty!

After failing ninety-nine blind dates, Lin Tian, ​​now in his forties, is forcibly bound to the "Many Children, Many Blessings, Perfect Life Winner System"!

A system score of 80 or higher earns you rewards for everything – romance, eating and drinking, learning foreign languages, dancing, music, cycling, calligraphy – you name it! There's a reward for establishing a relationship with a girl! An even bigger reward for having a child! And an even bigger reward for achieving eternal love! The rewards are endless… Besides houses, cars, and cash, there are also rewards for stock market performance, skills, land, equipment, miracle cures, and physical attribute bonuses…

I, Lynn, Judge of Luofu, just wanted to slack off and play dumb with Qingque while outwitting my superiors. But after transmigrating, I found myself with a system called Aha in my head. I, Aha, the Star God of Pleasure, picked up a strange soul after climbing a tree. Let me see… the Starry Sky Railway? Here comes the fun! As long as I make choices that please Aha according to the Pleasure System, I can get rewards, but why is it in the form of a gacha? Kafka hypnotizes me? I hypnotize Kafka! I cling to Estella's leg and shout "rich woman, hungry ship ship!" I use the Black Tower Doll as a pillow and sneak into the Medicine King's Secret Manual shouting "group hunting storm!" I check from time to time to see if there are any bountiful treasures… The system's gacha pool seems a bit strange too: Wind Wings, Heavenly Fire Judgment, Demon Sword Aatrox, Watcher P, Black Tower Doll, Battlefield Healing Needle, Mortal Blade, Water Bird Dance Sword Technique, Twelve Talismans, Yama Blade, all sorts of random oddities, and a Penguin Logistics party invitation? I am Aha's amusement, and Aha is also my amusement! Those who invade my immortal abode's territory, I will surely strike them down! I will draw the Emperor's bow like a full moon, and all the stars will look upon it, to shoot down the plague of longevity! This strike will pierce through the stars!

First, a heads-up! This story features more men than women, a fierce competition, a slight focus on the protagonist's well-being, a sweet Mary Sue story, a morally upright and innocent female lead, and a male cast with deep cunning and explosive fighting abilities. The main plot revolves around a healer! It's not a stereotypical, overpowered female lead story! It includes school/battle/slice-of-life scenes, with a space setting blending cultivation elements. ---Synopsis--- Wang Yuqingwan, in both her incarnations, failed at the last minute. Her ascension tribulation even landed her in the interstellar world. To hell with fate! No more pretense! I'm laying my cards on the table! I'm going to be an ultimate couch potato! * But, on another note... ... It's about time to finish petting the cat today, Commander? If you don't answer the military's communications soon, the starship might be at your doorstep. That furry dog ​​head sneaking around the window, don't think I don't know you sent the coordinates! The ones who granted you access to the encrypted channel are definitely those two. Tell me, who are your accomplices? Confess and you'll be punished severely; resist and you'll be punished even more severely! You, the one hiding under the ground like a cricket, put away your tentacles! How many times have I told you, you can't just mess with what's growing in the garden! We humans are different from you; we can't reproduce with plants! And you two brothers researching new psychedelic drug scams, you'd better stop your magic as soon as possible! Whoever you drugged, I was always there to concoct antidotes! * Everyone, please listen to me, just shut up! I really just want to live a quiet, laid-back retirement! * In the interstellar age, the insect plague persists, and alien beasts roam the world. Genetic pollution is escalating, the sex ratio is severely imbalanced, and mental collapse is irreversible. Humanity, facing a precarious future, has finally found its only savior.

[Wilderness Survival + Gold Rush + Gunfight + Special Cheat + World Exploration] Reporter from a world-renowned TV station: Mr. Lei, as a native of Longxia, you went from nothing to a billionaire in the US in just a few short years, a truly legendary story. There are three rumors circulating in the gold rush circle: you possess superhuman strength; you have Eastern gold-hunting magic; and lastly, it's said you know kung fu and once single-handedly took on the infamous gold robbers? Lei Hongshan: Those rumors are all false. I don't have superpowers that tell me where the gold is; rather, I can communicate directly with God. God tells me where I should look for gold. As for your last point… everyone in Longxia knows kung fu. Meanwhile, Lei Hongshan was silently thinking to himself, "If I had a gold-hunting cheat, would I tell you?!"

[Zero Zone + Walnut + Special Abilities + Original Owner] (May 3rd, Lantern Festival) When Walnut was on the verge of death after exhausting her energy to resist the erosion of death energy in order to completely burn the altar of the Death Gate and dispel the death energy, she unexpectedly traveled to New Elidu! Moreover, her God's Eye unexpectedly gained a new function: controlling etheric energy.

With a stroke of luck and the help of Ambi and others, Hu Tao earned her first pot of gold after transmigrating. At the same time, she also discovered that due to the constant disasters caused by the void, the people of New Elidu had almost completely forgotten the traditional funeral practices.

And so—Wang Sheng Tang, a funeral home specializing in traditional-style funerals, appeared in the eyes of the citizens of New Elidu.

Of course, besides her main job as "Hall Master," Hu Tao is also actively exploring the secrets behind emptiness and etheric energy. In this process, her name gradually appears on the lips of many people:

Yi Xuan: "Hu Tao has an extremely high talent for manipulating etheric energy. The fact that she can become a cultivator of Yun Kui Mountain gives the future of New Elidu a glimmer of hope."

Lykan: "The Walnut Master is an important partner of our municipal government. Her invention of the 'talisman' device has saved the lives of many victims of the Hollow Disaster."

Hoshimi Miyabi: "Kurum... she's very strong. Thanks to her, I was able to fully control the power of [Tailless]."

Zhongli: "Master, I've finally found you! I will always walk with you on the road ahead."

Walnut: "Hehe, welcome everyone to the Hall of Rebirth!"

Lin Chen woke up in the cold, rainy night. His squad leader was seriously injured, and his comrades had no ammunition!

In his despair, the "Strongest Solo Soldier System" was bound to him! He gained mastery of master rifles and, with just one gun, created a rookie legend.

From then on, he joined the Wolf Fang Army, fought against elites, crushed them in military exercises, and single-handedly killed 400 enemies on the international battlefield!

With military merits and skill awakening, wealth is within easy reach.

From private to captain, his achievements are dazzling; from recruit training to the pinnacle of special operations, he personally forged the path to becoming an invincible king of soldiers.

Wealth, skills... with the system at your fingertips, everything is under your control.

Watch him rise from private to general, from recruit training to the pinnacle of special operations!

The game has become a reality, Earth has undergone drastic changes, and humanity has entered an era of universal job changes!

Monsters roam freely, secret realms abound, dungeons abound, and abysses rise one after another!

Only by changing jobs can you take control of your own destiny.

Su Feng transmigrated here, but on the day he changed jobs, he became an ordinary professional mage. He thought he would live such an ordinary life, but he never expected that the system would arrive at this moment.

Fireball spell amplified ten thousandfold—Blazing Pulse!

The Frost Cone's power is amplified tenfold—Frosty Soul Ice!

Double jump with a 10,000x amplification - Great Wilderness Starfall!

......

Holy crap?!

Why is my art style different from everyone else's?!

As Su Feng learned more and more skills, he discovered that the effects of the ten-thousand-fold amplification were varied and diverse.

Having gotten used to his own strength, Su Feng smiled disdainfully: "Forbidden spells? Can that thing compare to me?"

One day, alien monsters descended, only to find Su Feng practicing his skills. They immediately exclaimed, "Who told us that Earth's civilization was so weak?!"

A friendly reminder: The protagonist is Ayanokouji from the original novel, whose personality interacts and blends with that of the transmigrator, preventing him from being heartless towards the female characters in the novel. (Since many people might be put off by thinking it's anime Ayanokouji, I want to warn you that the style leans towards dry humor, similar to anime/real life, so please don't be offended if you don't like it.) Ling Xiaolu accidentally transmigrates into Ayanokouji in the real-life school, filling the emotional void in Ayanokouji's life, and then it's all about showing off, flirting, and having fun! The narrative pace is similar to anime, one episode at a time, so I hope you can stick with it; you won't be disappointed!

[Transmigrated into a walnut, I've cracked!]

When I woke up, I found myself to be the most "underworld" worker in Teyvat—the head of the Hall of Rebirth, Walnut!

I thought I would experience the joy of selling coffins, but I found that the account books in the hall were red with blood!

The culprit turned out to be their own guest, Zhongli:

✔️ Buying antiques in the street just for a vase? "This item carries the weight of time, it's worth it."

✔️ Pair your bracelet with a chalcedony box? "Elegance is revealed when objects are in harmony."

✔️ They even want to take over the ruins of the Jade Pavilion to turn it into a souvenir shop? Ningguang: "??? Do you have any manners?!"

In order to save the long-established funeral business from bankruptcy, the owner of this hall was forced to resort to some unconventional measures.