(Completed, no romance, invincible, silly, face-slapping, mindless fun)

Qing Jiujiu, upon transmigrating, was immediately bound to an invincible system!

Before she knew it, she had crawled into her master's bed and was fast asleep.

Master: ? ? ?

The entire sect was in an uproar!

The eldest brother, the second brother, the third brother, the fourth brother... all 108 brothers were astonished!

Of all the beds, why did my junior sister have to sleep in Master's bed?

In an instant, they all knelt down and begged for mercy.

Just when everyone thought that Qing Jiujiu would definitely be expelled from the sect.

[Ding! Your cultivation level has increased by ten years!]

[Ding! Reward: Peerless Sword Technique!]

With a shout of "Sword, come!", Qing Jiujiu, holding a rattle drum, swung it backhand.

Zixia Peak collapsed, collapsed, collapsed...

The seemingly useless junior sister, who had been a disciple for a hundred years with zero cultivation, was actually the strongest in the sect!

Chen Hao travels back to 1996, merging the personas of Rodman and Jokic, gaining their maxed-out abilities. Under Chen Hao's brilliance, players who should have shone like Iverson, Kobe, Ray Allen, and Nash pale in comparison. Simultaneously, Chen Hao becomes the biggest obstacle in Jordan's quest for a second Bulls dynasty! "A triple-double? Passing from the top of the key, no-look passes, you call that a center?" "Randomly hitting threes from beyond the arc, what kind of basketball tactic is this?" "Grabbing defensive rebounds, pushing the fast break, and finishing with a coast-to-coast dunk, is this a center's job?" Chen Hao's revolutionary style of play in the NBA sparked...

Tomb raider Wang Lin obtained the "Supreme Martial God System" in a mysterious ancient tomb, believing he would finally reach the pinnacle of life! But alas, Earth has no spiritual energy! He's stuck begging despite his treasure trove! However, luckily, in an accident, he transmigrated to a world overflowing with spiritual energy, a world where martial arts reign supreme—the Tianyuan Continent! Possessing the body of a useless nobody, he embarks on an invincible path to supreme power! What, you have unparalleled talent? I have a system! What, you possess countless cultivation resources? I have a system! What, you're a member of the Tianyuan royal family? I have a system! What, you have a beautiful younger sister? Brother-in-law, let's have a good chat, hehe…

Ye Qiming's team was caught in a time-space storm and could not escape. At the critical moment, Ye Qiming burst out his potential to send his team members away, but he himself was swept into the Ark of Tomorrow and became an infected person.

Xiao Shan transmigrates to a courtyard house world and becomes a level-two welder at the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill. He joins a dimensional chat group, acquires extradimensional resources, strengthens himself, and changes the fates of his fellow group members. He Yuzhu marries a powerful wife, has several healthy sons, and lives a happy and fulfilling life; Ying Zheng cultivates Wudang martial arts, prolonging his life, and recruits talented individuals like Xiao He and Han Xin to serve him, leading to the unification of the Qin Empire; Yue Buqun learns the Yi Jin Jing, revives the Huashan Sect, and escapes his tragic fate of being a chicken-eating monster; Zhang Sanfeng saves Zhang Cuishan and his wife, heals Yu Daiyan's legs, and the entire Wudang Sect ascends to immortality; Yan Chixia slays demons and monsters, kills the Imperial Preceptor Cihang, turns the tide, saves the collapsing empire, and attains the Dao of Sword Immortal;…

Legend has it that in the metropolis of New York, there exists a "Do-It-All" shop. When you're at your wit's end, it will appear before you. Go inside, write down your needs and the price you're willing to pay on parchment, and leave an address where you can be contacted. If the shopkeeper is willing to accept your request, then…

1. Write down your request

2. Write down the compensation you are willing to pay.

3. Write down your name and address.

IV. Only USD and gold payments are supported.

5. Unconditionally cooperate with store staff

VI. Those who refuse to pay will bear the consequences themselves.

7. If you don't believe me, get out.

[Pseudo-group portrait][Single female protagonist][Abstract][Abandoning moral integrity][The most respected Ark author of Theresa on the entire network][Multiple Ark worldviews][Complex elements but does not involve non-Ark worldviews][System is hidden]

Travel to Arknights, become the Blood Demon Lord, and get help from the system!

Dukare: As a new noble reformist, I declare that the transformation of Terra has begun and Kazdel will be revived in three years.jpg

Wait, what do you mean by Blood Demon's vomit being a non-addictive hallucinogen and Sarkaz bodily fluids being intoxicating? What do you mean by Terra having no image rights, newspapers writing imperial edicts, and K-station livestreaming Water Dragon paying tribute to Lateran?

Is the Deep Sea Church abducting fallen sea maidens? Why is this Anana purple? What does it mean that the Originium is a relic of the Far Drifter's human father? Demons—demons are normal.

Which TM Terra is this!?

The Blood Demon Lord took a deep breath and put down the newspaper.

Anyway, first select a national fighter + an assimilation fighter, and focus on reviving Kazdel...

Three years later, on the balcony of the Blood Demon Lord's house

Light Curtain Game: "As everyone knows, the Blood Demon Lord is a time traveler, Dukalei won the MVP, and the system is a dog that won without effort!"

The Blood Demon Lord watched the sky being exposed, calmly took a sip of red tea, and opened the newspaper published by the Terra Community.

"A parallel world? That's interesting."

The guards under the balcony said: "Your Majesty, your drawing book has been stolen again by the Babel Group and the former Military Commission!"

“…”

Why I'm not surprised at all.

Ducare: Kazdel is also very abstract today...

In Konoha Village, there was a small fortune-telling stall with a sign that read: "If you are destined, consult the fortune teller; if not, leave. One divination a day, one tael per divination." The Hyuga clan was renowned for their mastery of divination! Hyuga Renzan sat at the divination platform, calculating the secrets of heaven. "I predict that after your great rise, you will inevitably fall. Becoming Hokage will be the pinnacle of your life." Namikaze Minato thought to himself, "Could I be that unlucky?" "I predict that you are a cursed lone star, destined to bring misfortune to your family, to your father, mother, wife, and children, and to wander the ninja world alone." Uchiha Obito retorted, "Nonsense! I still want to be with Rin!" "I predict that the day you become Hokage will be the day you die!" Shimura Danzo cursed angrily, "I don't believe it, old man!"