“Pray for the big fairy to accept the kid as a disciple, and the kid is willing to serve the big fairy for life!”
“Oh? Who are you?”
“Boy Hongjun.”
Navy Headquarters, Navy Messenger: “Report!!! The Marshal of the Warring States Period, General Huang Yuan said that he would like you to watch and give a speech during the tour of the Chambord Islands.”
The Warring States Period covered his face: “Damn it, Kuzan is not here, Sakarski, please take a trip and bring back the shameful thing that sang PPAP.”
“Happy to Serve”
Warring States: “Reporter, why are you still here? Is there anything else to report?”
Reporter: “Don’t you know? The composition and lyrics of PPAP were all done by General Akainu…”
Warring States: “…”
“Sakazuki!! That bastard! I will kill him sooner or later”
(Ah! Some readers asked me why I was writing a serious style pirate, but I had to use a funny profile, emmmmmm, mainly for the skin, I am very happy!!!)
In the 21st century, divine physician Qian Jiujiu was targeted by a bomb when she was rescuing soldiers in the battlefield. Because of the bomb, she crossed the to a new state and became the second daughter of concubine in Qian familiy. Because the taoists asserted that she would “curse parents”. Therefore, she was sent to village outside capital for 16 years not long after rebirth. This time, her father took her home, just to let her marry Mu Yexiao instead of her lineal sister.
Who is Mu Yexiao? The sixth prince of the state, the favorite prince of the emperor. Because he was injured in the battlefield, his legs were disabled, and he was unable to bear children. In anciet time, he also failed to seek effetive medical treatment. The royal family decided to marry the legitimate daughter of Qian families to Mu Yexiao, in order to drive away bad luck.
However, as a modern doctor who combines traditional Chinese and Western medicine, Qian Jiujiu won’t obedient to fate? She used her wonderful medical skills to heal the Mu Yexiao’s disabled legs, hoping this prince could support her. But who knows he was very shrewd! Who yielded to whom? It’s difficult to say.
A young man sat on a chair and looked out at the ocean. With one wisp of Spirit Qi, he could point anywhere on this vast and expansive world, pointing at any place that didn’t look right.
Someone once became the last one to wield a knife that could decapitate huge dragons and bathed in dragons’ blood. Someone once loved treating others to chicken soup, so he kept nine phoenixes in his backyard.
Someone once sat lazily on the top of mountains as his words flooded river banks, and his qi could hold a million soldiers back. Someone once moved mountains and shifted hills with just one brush, his paintings so captivating it could enchant immortals and deities.
That year, the warmth of spring made the flowers bloom. They were merely an ordinary butcher, a bookworm, a chicken farmer and a poor artist. This is the story of how a Low Level Martial World Continent was transformed into the Ultimate Fantasy Universe.
[The keynote of the full text-the heroine falls in love with the hero at first sight, and she loves it to the end! 】
There is a saying in the upper circles of the imperial capital, Qin Ye CP draws peach blossoms, smiles with a smile on his lips, prosperous and graceful-causing a woman to be cut off by a handsome man, and a man to be bent.
However, Master Yan only loves Master Qin at a glance.
The admirer thumped his chest and cried, and we also want such a male god. Huaqing University took a stroll and came back with a Nobel Prize.
The United States took a lap and started the era of chip projection mobile phones.
The most annoying thing is that Yanshen sprinkled dog food in the global live broadcast of the awards ceremony, and also left the wave of advertisements-the young master’s main business physiognomist, who is like feng shui, face to face fortune-telling, one hexagram is ten thousand gold, one hexagram a day . If you want to come, please be early tomorrow.
Ren He has traveled to the parallel world. Ren He brought the earth’s cultural memory and experience to the parallel world. However, he was told by the Natural Punishment System in the world rules that if he wanted to use the memory of the parallel world, he had to accept the corresponding punishment task. .
Of course, there are rewards after completing the task.
Bungee jumping, free-hand rock climbing, 30-meter surfing, cliff jumping into the sea, skiing, extreme skydiving, wingsuit flying, climbing the Saint-Jeans Peak and so on.
While refreshing the entertainment world, Ren He went further and further on the road of adventure.
Every time you write a great book, you need to take risks again and again while getting glory and money. But he suddenly began to enjoy it all, blood, burning!
Enjoy the thrill of life-killing together!
First there is a god, and then there is the sky, the reincarnation of cause and effect locks the gods. After crossing into the world of One Piece, Su Yi opened his eyes and the first thing he had to face was the execution of One Piece King Gol D.Roger…
I am very helpless to my wife.
She is obviously the queen of singing, but she only likes to buy vegetables and cook for me.
She is obviously the goddess of the nation, but she just wants to be a good wife and mother.
Her fans send me blades every day, saying that I have delayed her, but I don’t want to!
It turns out that a wife who is too virtuous is also a burden?
Speaking of it, all the troubles of happiness originated from that night. I sat on the roof and sang “Rooftop”…
(No hostility, full of dog food)
Su Ji, a famous figure in the history books and a generation of demon concubine, has passed through!
As soon as she opened her eyes, she became the daughter of the Su family—a beautiful, pitiful little girl who was bullied by anyone who saw her.
It is also a small transparent girl group with countless black materials and paste to the eighteenth line.
Isn’t this… a full-level player returning to the novice village?
The demon concubine in the eyes of the world: her beauty is a disaster for the water, a disaster for the country and the people.
But I don’t know the real demon concubine – with great skills, decathlon, and not many cruel words!
On the stage of the performance, a shocking dance turned against the wind!
The calligraphy conference, the long-lost Huajin style is amazing!
In the museum, more than 10,000 cultural relics unearthed from the Mausoleum of the Demon Concubine shocked the country!
In the live broadcast room, the same red jade cream and muscle pills in Gongdou drama rejuvenated overnight!
The super wealthy Pei family has a fashionable old man who loves chasing stars and vows to make Su Ji his grandson-in-law!
The world knows that the third master Pei is rich but ruthless and not interested in women.
Black fans are looking forward to her marrying in and being a widow to watch a good show.
Later, at the award ceremony of the Grand Slam, Su Ji felt nauseated.
Fans thought she was sick, only the third master Pei, who had chased after her for two lifetimes, looked distressed: she has a second child, why is her reaction so big?
**
Everyone in the world said that the demon concubine brought disaster to the country and the people. Only he knew that she recruited talents from all over the world, knew people who were good at responsibilities, and laid the foundation stone for the peace of later generations.
In his previous life, he was a loyal dog boss who loved her to the core but could not show his face. After her death, he built a pure gold coffin for her and left with her regrets.
In this life, I will never let her go again…
[1v1 Shuangjie, sweet pet abuse scum, the all-powerful demon concubine conquers the world]
A Mature Lady: You have a house?
Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.
A Ms. Perfect: You have a car?
Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.
A Loli: Big Brother Jiang Xiu, do you have a seven-figure bank balance?
Jiang Xiu: I can cultivate.
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Jiang Xiu once transmigrated to the Immortal Martial Continent, living out a long life there and establishing himself with renowned fame. He finds himself waking up to strange circumstances and discovers that he’s returned back home. What happened exactly? And what’ll he do from now on? Follow Jiang Xiu as he deals with the crazy scenarios fate has in store for him.