After dying unexpectedly, Shen Xiuyan enters the Quick Transmigration Bureau. His task is to protect those whose lives were ruined by scumbag men. At first, he only planned to muddle through and complete the missions half-heartedly, but unexpectedly, he encountered the love of his life.
And so:
— The heartless scholar who lived off his wife and then killed her to marry another became: a scholar who, under his wife’s “encouragement,” passed all three imperial exams with top honors, and whose loving relationship became the envy of the entire nation.
— The 1970s educated youth who abandoned his wife and children in the countryside became: the handsome city boy who actually fell in love with the “dark-skinned girl,” and after getting into university, brought the whole family to the city to enjoy a good life.
— The wealthy merchant blinded by beauty who ignored his lawful wife and legitimate son became: a man who told his concubine to get lost and swore to stay loyal to his wife alone.
— The “phoenix man” who was ready to find his next sugar mama after his wife’s family went bankrupt became: a man who turned the tide after his wife’s family fell into ruin—and accidentally helped them rise to become the richest family.
"Son of man, what are you longing for after accidentally obtaining the Witch's Book?"
"Power over thousands of people? Supreme power? Inexhaustible wealth? Or is it to explore the truth of the world?"
"I... I long for breasts."
The first world is "God Killer"!
The god of magic, Lynn, traveled to a different world. In order to prevent the gods from getting leeks, he disguised himself as a mage apprentice in Winterspring Valley, and decided to go out after reaching the full level. Unexpectedly, Master Loli could hear his voice, apprentice, you What about Master's forbidden spell?
[Kindergarten level, if a splash of water hits someone, I don't know if it can hurt anyone]
"Teacher, after 500 years of cultivation, you will be able to beat that king-level monster"
[I'm sorry, Master, I was five hundred years ago I can beat it] "Teacher, where is the five tons of magic work that Master prepared for you?"
[I burned] Master: "Teacher, come here, I promise not to kill you"
Ni Lu traveled through Devil May Cry and became Nero, but he never expected that Nero in this world is a girl.
After finally repairing Yamato (閻魔刀), it took her to another world without permission.
Nero: What, Type-Moon? I know this! FZ or FSN? You mean FGO? Which chapter?
Black Death, is there a chapter about this?
Wait, let me fight the Domination Beast? Not my friend? !
Yamato, what the hell did you bring me to?
(Starting with Devil May Cry, subsequent worlds: [FGO: Crown of Pride] [Devil May Cry: Lost Child][Problem Child: Legendary Devil]...)
In the world of the second female lead, she gives her all for the main character group, only to end up with a tragic, empty-handed fate.
Jiang Li’s mission is to cherish this often-overlooked love and dedication.
However, when binding to a system, an accident occurs—
She mistakenly binds to the Yandere System!!
The system states: Jiang Li must express love to the second female lead with Yandere-style quotes.
“Host, please say to the target with loving eyes: ‘If you don’t listen, I will gouge your eyes out and keep them as my treasure.’”
“Host, please say, while wet, to the target: ‘I love you, so I must lock you up.’”
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Jiang Li: Help! Where’s the civilized, harmonious society I live in!?
But the system is already bound. Jiang Li looks at the cold, moonlit-eyed heiress, the alluring and dark regent, and the scheming stepsister...
She has no choice but to bite the bullet.
However, after Jiang Li exhausts all her efforts to show them "Yandere love," the second female lead indeed stops loving the main character group, but Jiang Li is horrified to realize—
The second female lead, who used to be docile and affectionate, now stares at her with chilling, cold eyes after she expresses the desire to leave.
When Jiang Li realizes something’s wrong and starts packing to leave:
"Li Li, where do you think you're going?" A low, dangerous voice murmurs near her ear. The woman’s soft chest presses against her back, and her arm tightens around her waist and abdomen.
"Will you be obedient and stay by my side? Will you love me forever, until death? Will you cling to me for a lifetime? Wasn’t this what you said?"
"You said the disobedient must be locked in a room forever, didn't you~?"
A cold, woody fragrance surrounds Jiang Li. Listening to the familiar words she once said, she freezes, too scared to move:
Help! What happens when pretending to be a Yandere meets a real crazy person!?
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[World One: Cold Heiress]
The first time Jiang Li meets Luo Yihuan, she’s standing in the Luo family’s garden, a figure like a painting, as pure and cold as mountain water. More graceful than the morning dew on the flowers.
In front of this beauty, Jiang Li, holding the Yandere script, feels her mind blacken—
“Will you soak in formalin and become my true love?”
Jiang Li, with porcelain-like skin, turns red as she struggles to make Luo Yihuan give up the main character group and begin to love life.
When she believes the task is complete, she makes one fatal mistake—
After using a soothing fragrance, Jiang Li is locked in a small dark room with an iron chain. She’s panicking, falling off the bed, and when she looks closely at what’s beside her—
It’s formalin!
The sound of high heels approaches. Luo Yihuan has completely torn off her previous cold and gentle facade, her eyes dark with possessiveness as she gazes at the disheveled Jiang Li. She gently brushes Jiang Li’s neck.
“Dr. Jiang, Li Li, my little pear... So many people want my treasure...”
“I’ve been so obedient, listening to you,” a warm breath hits Jiang Li’s ear, and the voice drops dangerously, “But you... you haven’t been obedient at all.”
That night, the sound of metal clashing echoed, and Jiang Li couldn’t rest. She only remembers the woman’s satisfied, wicked laughter.
[World Two: Charming, Dark Regent]
A powerful minister who ascended to power and controls the court, one of the world’s greatest conspirators...
Jiang Li, enchanted by the titles placed upon the second female lead, enters the regent’s estate disguised as a princess pretending to be a dancer.
In her role as a princess, Jiang Li, with long fingers holding a fan, strikes it against Lu Yihuan’s cheek, and as she leans close, her breath shakes those around her. Her peach blossom eyes sparkle with mist.
She says: “If you don’t want me, how about you gouge out these eyes that I adore?”
In the role of a dancer, Jiang Li, with a thin red veil that can’t conceal her slender figure, stumbles into the arms of a man, her silk sleeve brushing against his chin, gently lifting it.
She says: “You think I’m a nobody, but your heart and soul belong to me.”
Later,
When her identity is exposed, the emperor issues a decree to marry her off.
That night, Lu Yihuan enters Jiang Li’s palace, pushing her to the window, where outside, fifty thousand guards stand. Inside, Lu Yihuan buries her face in Jiang Li’s neck, breathing heavily.
The dress Jiang Li wore earlier is torn and scattered on the floor, with only a red veil covering her eyes, rising and falling with her breaths.
“Your Highness, you’ve taken my body and soul. How dare you leave?”
Lu Yihuan’s eyes burn with chilling possessiveness.
[World Three: Scheming, Green Tea Stepmother]
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Before You Read:
1. This is a 1v1 story, always with the same person.
2. The author firmly holds up the flag of sweetness.
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Scheming, Beautiful Step-mother (No legal relation)
Gradually Scheming Neighbor Tenant
Spoiled Mute Sister
Republican Childhood Sweethearts
Content Tags: Exclusive Love, System, Sweet, Quick Transmigration, Light-hearted, Universal Appeal
Main Character’s Perspective: Jiang Li
Interaction: Various Crazy Women in Each World
One-Sentence Synopsis: I'm a fake Yandere, but she’s a real psycho.
Theme: Love is about tolerance.
Meet the silhouette on the 'throne' in the twisted and distorted forest, and get the 'Silver Key' that can travel through the world!
Fight with the gods in the world of God Slayer, usurp their power, and finally respond to the sad wish of the Earth Mother, defeat the 'Last King', and capture the heart of the Earth Mother!
In the Demon High School, discuss the structure of the 'artifact' with the God of the Bible, and lead the gods to fight against the evil gods of the other world!
With the Type-Moon world, start the Holy Grail War, complete the 'soul materialization' to obtain 'infinite magic power', and explore the root with the help of 'Gaia' and 'Alaya'!
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After traveling through countless worlds and experiencing countless events, Luo Yun finally descended to the center of chaos and ascended the 'eternal white jade throne'!
From the moment I stepped into the martial world, my legend began. I started my martial arts journey with "Night Rain over Xiaoxiang," then went on to seize the Alliance Leader position from the Five Great Sword Sects. I even ascended Blackwood Cliff to slay Dongfang Bubai. I took Li Mochou as my handmaiden and discussed heroism with Qiao Feng. Beginning with The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, I entered the Dao through martial arts! Only after treading through all the myriad heavens and worlds, and achieving immortality, did I truly understand what it means to be a Great Hero!
My name is Shen Xingbai, a low-key, gentle martial artist. Yet, people always describe me as ruthless and arrogant!
Fang Zheng: Benefactor, you've fallen into evil!
Feng Qingyang: Kid, I have high hopes for you!
Dongfang Bubai: How could you possibly possess such power?!
Hong Qigong: Little brother, you are indeed the best in the world!
Huang Yaoshi: I am convinced!
Transmigrating into Jin Yong's martial arts world, starting with Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, I begin by cultivating the Long Rainbow Sword Art and instantly become unrivaled under heaven!
Next, I'll visit The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber, The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, The Degenerate Articulation of Jianghu, King of Beggars, and more... Making up for regrets and wooing beauties along the way!
Note: This is not a comprehensive Wuxia novel that blends all worlds. Instead, it moves from one completed world to the next. This book features multiple female leads. If you dislike a philandering protagonist, please be advised! You have been warned!
Dragon Subduing Palms unleash golden dragons, Heaven Frost Fists seal off the heavens and the earth. The Nine Yin and Nine Yang reach ultimate purity, while Three Parts Return to One is unparalleled in its might.
Chen Wuyou, a fervent martial arts enthusiast, transmigrates to a high-martial world. With the divine arts and supreme skills from wuxia stories, he displays an entirely new splendor in this high-martial realm.
Yu Qifan transmigrated to the immortal cultivation world as a shepherd boy in the Longevity Gate. Bullied by others, he awakened the Heavenly Dao Library System. As long as he travels through Wuxia worlds to collect martial arts, he can become stronger. So, the question is:
What are the top ten martial arts in the Condor Trilogy?
What are the top ten martial arts in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils?
What are the top ten martial arts in Fung Wan (Storm Riders)?
And what about the 'From the Sky Palm' from Kung Fu Hustle?