“If he’s being badass, I’m gonna plant my own crops. If he messes with me, he will not live past next year.”
Homebody Zhao Hai brought ‘QQ Farm’ along in his traversal to another world and resided within the body of a fallen noble. His fief was a black land which nothing could be planted, and more importantly, he even had a peerlessly powerful fiancee, who was actually the successor of a duchy and future Grand Duchess!
Even more importantly, he is a magical and martial cripple who could not learn magic and martial arts. His crippling was very thorough.
“I can’t learn magic, but I have the farm. You dare attack me? I’ll release bugs to eat up your rations and crops, and put pesticides and weed agents into your water sources to make your lands grow weeds. See if you dare to attack me. What? You wanna hire killers to assassinate me? Hehehe. I’ll hide inside the little house in my farm and see how you can attack me. When you leave, I’m gonna terminate your country’s crop productions, and then all of your people will revolt. See if you dare to kill me.”
Watch how this somewhat black hearted hobo uses his QQ Farm in the world of swords and magic to become a globally known nightmarish existence.
“I miss the feudal era very much.” Chen Muyang once said to his friends.
When a friend asked him the reason, Chen Muyang said yearningly: “Because of polygamy in the feudal era, think about it, you can have many wives, you can sleep in different ways every day, and you can sleep together.”
“Cut!” The friends despised them, but their yearning was no less than that of Chen Muyang.
One day, the legendary system merged with Chen Muyang, giving him the ability to travel through the heavens and the world. Chen Muyang’s claws stretched out to countless goddesses in the heavens and the world!
“My, all beauties are mine!”
The global escape game is here.
The clown with a fire axe hiding in the dark corner, the terrifying smirk of the chainsaw killer in the next room, in the pond… Jason the masked killer who disappeared without a trace, the swarming zombie frenzy…
And what the player has to do is to do everything possible to escape in these dangerous dungeons.
And Li Yan, after crossing over, awakened the survival simulator, which can simulate the process of escaping the copy.
“You were killed with an axe by the clown hiding in the corner…”
“The simulation is over, you work hard and you gain talent – your power is infinite”
“You killed the clown hiding in the corner with one punch…”
“And taking his fire axe, he ran to the next door and beat the chainsaw killer.”
“The Chainsaw Killer has become your horse boy”
One minute on stage, ten years off stage…
after numerous simulations.
Li Yan found out that it was these dungeon NPCs who should really escape…
In the gloomy underground city, there are countless ancient ruins and treasures buried here.
Strange, aberrant, cursed thing…
Abyss, catacombs, ancient gods, mythological races…
Mechanic, curse seal planting, giant city black tower…
All kinds of strange alchemy, add a spoonful of steampunk, and two spoonfuls of mysterious and extraordinary, mixing up a colorful fantasy world.
Me, the puppet alchemist.
One person is the legion!
System: Host, what is that thing in the sky?
Shi Sheng: An intergalactic spaceship.
System: …This is a cultivation world, where did an intergalactic spaceship come from?!
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System: Host, what are you holding in your hand?
Shi Sheng: Xuanyuan Sword.
System: This is an advanced scientific world, where did an ancient divine sword come from?! Wait a moment… Host what are you doing?!
Shi Sheng: Breaking apart the main couple.
#MyHostIsTooPowerfulAndLikesToBreakShips.
Note : ‘shipping’ is the term people use when they want two people to be a couple.
Join Lu Yin on an epic journey across the Universe, pursuing the truth and tragedy of his past. This is a world of science fantasy where the older generations step back and allow the young to take charge of affairs. Heart-wrenching separations, terrifying situations, all with comic relief that will leave you coming back for more. This is a world where the other characters actually matter, and are revisited frequently as their own lives unfold. Dotting Lu Yin’s path are monumental feats of kingdom-building and treacherous political situations where he must tread carefully if he wants to get to the truth of his history.
The devilishly, charming villain’s lips curled up and he said: “Kiss me, hug me, hold me.”
The cold, icy beauty’s eyelashes lowered slightly: “You said you would marry me, you can’t take it back.”
The yandere youngster’s eyes were deep and dark, raising his eyebrows and laughing softly: “Other than by my side, where do you still want to go?”
…… Yu Chu felt helpless and could only ask for help from the Main God: “My Lord, your soul shards are always flirting with me, but I don’t want to be flirted with, what do you think I should do about it– Huh? Yeah, I really don’t want to be flirted with.”
“Hey, wait wait….. Don’t be angry, hey, don’t feel wronged either, holy crap, don’t act cute and spoiled—okay okay, I’ll let you flirt, I’ll let you flirt alright??”
After signing the share transfer of the Bai company, Bai Weiwei who had a congenital heart disease got betrayed by her adopted sister she always loved along with her trusted bodyguard.
Shocked, betrayed, and worried for her father made her unwilling to die, and her resentment actually let her bind with a quick transmigration system. Completing the task means that she will be able to increase the number of days she can live, and she will be able to get revenge on her white lotus sister and the unconscionable bastard bodyguard.
CEO, Emperor, General… Supreme Immortal? All of them will turn to a love-sick waste who bowed before her skirt.
Just… why is this unlucky star of a wooden fiancee trying so hard to chase her? Stop sucking my life force already! Our marriage is only for business! I want to break the engagement!
Ye Yuxuan: “I will never let go of you.”
Bai Weiwei: “…………..”
Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning’s disciple was a mistake.
His shizun was really too much like a cat while he himself was a dumb pup who’d only slobber and wag his tail.
Dogs and cats were different by nature; originally, the dumb pup didn’t want to reach his furry paws out to that cat.
At first he thought, dogs should be with dogs, like his shixiong, beautiful and tame like a cute Japanese Spitz, and the two of them together would surely be a match made in heaven.
Yet, after having died and reborn, after having lived two lives, the one he hauled back each time to his den in the end was always the one he couldn’t stand at first: that snow-white kitty shizun.
Xiao Lou was killed in an accident and reborn in the Card World.
Each card here represents a secret room and clearing the instance will give a reward. Xiao Lou draws a card and thinks he could draw all types of equipment and weapons. As a result: Su Shi, Li Bai, Tao Yuanming*… character cards keep coming one after another.
Xiao Lou, “???”
What was this escape game? What type of fate made him keep drawing character cards?
*famous poets of ancient China