This is a world of warriors where martial arts is respected.

Lin Bei traveled to a small mountain village, and used the Tai Chi performed by an old man in the park to deceive the children who could not practice martial arts, saying that this was a method of cultivating immortals that was more powerful than that of martial artists.

At this time, a warrior whose Dantian was destroyed happened to hear of Lin Bei's reputation. With the mentality of giving it a try, he became his disciple, saying that if the man turned out to be a liar, he would beat him to death.

Lin Bei felt like the sky was falling.

So I started racking my brains to fool people.

Not long after, a shocking voice echoed in his mind.

[Your apprentice is practicing the breathing technique you compiled (beginner), and you have mastered the breathing technique (perfection).]

【Longevity + Hiding + Panel + Attributes + Martial Arts + Immortal Cultivation + Funny + Mortal Flow】

Bai Yu travels through the world of immortals.

Starting with immortality, he becomes stronger when he is buried.

Burying a master warrior, obtains the full-level Golden Bell Cover, and his blood is like a dragon!

Burying a Yuanying cultivator, obtains the top-level Heavenly Spiritual Root, and has extraordinary talent!

Burying the Immortal Emperors of the Heavens, obtains the Three Thousand Great Daos, and is arbitrary for eternity!

Bai Yu: I may not be able to surpass you, but I will definitely transcend you.

Forbearance for a while will keep things calm, and taking a step back will dig up people's ancestral graves.

Those who offend us immortals, one hundred and eighty generations of ancestors will be pulled out of the underworld and slapped twice.

Burying for billions of years, watching the ups and downs of eternity.

When he held a white banner in his hand, accompanied by a black dog, he showed a fist as big as a sandbag.

All the heavens and the worlds were in an uproar.

He is coming, he is coming, the Three Burial Emperors are coming.

Black dog and white banner, the world is uneasy.

Bai Yu smiled brightly:

Let me know about the one-stop funeral service.

Yi Feng traveled to the world of chain repair, but unfortunately, he could only be a mortal. He had no choice but to open a small martial arts school to make a living, occasionally doing some blacksmithing, and playing the role of a "grandmaster." Until one day, the small martial arts school became lively. Several old men with sage-like demeanor argued fiercely over Yi Feng's kitchen knife... A middle-aged man who had traversed the void hid in the clouds above to watch Yi Feng practice... A stunningly beautiful saint even volunteered to be his maid... "I wonder when I'll ever reach this state of returning to nature!" "Yes! Master Yi's boxing style may seem ordinary, without any aura fluctuations, but it contains the ultimate [Feng Lingbei]

[The content has caught up with the original work, updated daily at 6:00 am] Li Zhoujun traveled through time and became the master of Xianmen Mountain for the 40th year, and finally got a system that can fight anyone on equal terms.

Are you a thousand-year-old monster who has been hiding from the world for a long time?

I'm on equal terms with you.

Are you a peerless immortal emperor with unparalleled grace and elegance?

I'm on equal terms with you.

Are you a demon that makes people shudder?

I'm on equal terms with you.

In the ten years since the Great Chu, strange things have happened everywhere.

When he woke up, Zhou An became a yamen agent.

Crisis is always there, but fortunately Zhou An brought a small game made in his previous life.

As long as the life-exploding skills are used, the skills can undergo qualitative changes and become magical skills.

Knife skills - open the sky with one knife.

Turn the pot over - the Kingdom of God in the pot.

Swimming - making waves.

Several years later, Zhou An said that all he knew were common abilities in life.

The crowd was furious.

"You are talking nonsense, I saw you split the sky with a knife!"

"You're lying. I saw with my own eyes that you put a ten-foot-tall weirdo into a pot and beat it to death!"

"You said you can swim, but the huge waves have nothing to do with swimming!"

Facing the angry crowd, Zhou An sighed and took out a small sword as wide as his palm.

"I have learned a lot about blacksmithing recently, and I will show you how to defeat all magic with one sword."

【Cultivating immortals in the flow of longevity, relaxed and humorous】

Everyone says that only by stepping into the path of cultivation can one achieve immortality.

But in this vast world, I have never heard of a cultivator of our generation who can achieve immortality.

But Jiang Mu has reached the end of cultivating immortals since the day he crossed over, and he is immortal.

Although he is born with inferior roots and is an insulator of cultivation, his cultivation can be improved with the passage of time.

So a generation of Gou Wang was born.

Twenty years ago, tactical retreat: "Our cultivators only seek immortality, how can we kill each other?"

Twenty years later, Jiang Mu: "Ten cultivators fight one and are killed in return. Do you know how to cultivate immortality?!"

…

It doesn't matter if the treasures are robbed by the descendants of the Great Emperor and the Saint of the Holy Land. Fifty thousand years later, Jiang Mu looks at the elderly Saint being carried by others and goes up to hit her with two big dicks!

…

The forbidden area is in turmoil, the Great Emperor is born, all the races in the world are swooping, only Jiang Mu remains calm.

"Don't be nervous. Are you talking about the old man who just crawled out of the soil?

Relax, that emperor is also my friend."

The world has changed dramatically, and the years have passed. Only a figure in the long river of time reflects the heavens.

【Fantasy, simulator, goofy, no heroine, plot flow, upgrade flow. 】

【Important tips: Reality is very goofy, mainly simulation. 】

Jiang Yifeng traveled through time and became the eldest son of the Jiang's Chamber of Commerce in Dayou Country.

He thought this was an ancient society, and he could spend his whole life in brothels and listening to music.

But five years after the travel, the simulator was activated.

Each simulation can randomly draw different talents.

Three-minute heat: You are particularly hot and strong for three minutes every day.

Fitness master: Your body building effect is different from ordinary people.

Eye of insight: You can see through some information of everyone.

Extreme one-for-one: The person who kills you will die at the same time as you.

...

During the first simulation, Jiang Yifeng found that this world was different from what he knew.

There are actually immortal cultivators here, and more than ten years later, they will come to destroy his family.

After that, in order to protect himself, Jiang Yifeng began to simulate continuously!

In the simulation, he constantly explored the truth of this world and worked hard to improve his strength.

In reality, he continued to go to brothels and listen to music.

After many simulations, he found that the place he was in was just a forbidden place, comparable to a cage.

People here are forbidden to cultivate immortals and seek immortals.

Otherwise, they will be hunted down by an organization called Xianlinmen.

This made Jiang Yifeng feel even less safe, and he could only simulate harder.

Exchange talents and cultivation from simulations...

In the constant simulations, Jiang Yifeng found that the truth of this world is far more than that.

Even he and the people around him seem to have extraordinary origins.

And all of this also emerged little by little in the simulation.

When Jiang Yifeng was invincible, the truth he discovered was...

[Invincible flow] [Lie flat without involution] [Funny nonsense] [No heroine] [Harem party beware]... Possessing a system that makes him stronger when facing a strong opponent, Ye Junlin, who is about to die, begins a career of cheating with no upper limit to his cultivation. Immortal Emperor? Saint? Heavenly Dao? All of them, stand aside! In addition, he also accepted several apprentices. The eldest disciple is the leader of the demon sect, ruthless and rebellious, but he is always subdued! The second disciple is a white-haired little loli, with the best immortal body in the world. Although he is very powerful, he likes to cook food and serve his master obediently! The third disciple is a notorious knife demon, who is crazy about personality. He will chop whoever the master tells him to chop! The fourth disciple is a socially anxious mushroom. He practices the Qing Emperor's longevity secret and has the fate of the Qing Emperor, but he must always be on guard against being boiled into mushroom soup by the master! .......... When the entire universe entered the darkest moment, billions of creatures hoped for a miracle. Ye Junlin ate and drank enough, walked out of the barbecue restaurant slowly, and said lightly: "It doesn't matter, I will do it."

Invincible + System + Funny + Relaxed + Decisive Killing + Not a Saint

Zhong Qing traveled through time and became the head of one of the seven peaks under the Pingjiang Sect. He wanted to sit and wait for death, but he had no choice but to activate the strongest bond system.

Accepting two useless people as apprentices: Activate the bond between the two useless people, and the useless apprentice will become a genius, and the cultivation will be returned to the protagonist ten thousand times.

Li Xuan found himself in a predicament after transmigrating without the luxury of a system or plug-ins. To evade notice, he took refuge in a small mountain village. However, one day, he was mistaken for a reclusive expert, he was forcefully adopted as a master by an eager disciple who refused to take no for an answer.

Struggling with his moral compass, Li Xuan initially rejected the disciple's proposal due to his commitment to honesty. Yet, faced with persistent insistence and tempting offers, he reluctantly crafted fictional cultivation techniques. Much to his astonishment, the disciple not only embraced these fabricated teachings but successfully cultivated with remarkable prowess.

Witnessing his disciple's thunderous muscles, resilient bones, and potent vital force, Li Xuan couldn't fathom the inexplicable success. Bewildered, he exclaimed, "I fabricated it all! How did you manage to cultivate so successfully? What kind of monster are you?"

To add to the perplexity, a mysterious Golden Finger manifested: "Your disciple mastered the technique you invented from scratch. Your flawless completion of the technique has enhanced your strength a hundredfold compared to others at the same level!"