[The Analects + Hilarious + Dark + Relaxed + Brother Zheng + Seizing Bamboo Shoots + Not Doing Anything]

Qin Feng inexplicably traveled back to the time before the Qin Dynasty unified the six kingdoms, and was overheard by Qin Shi Huang.

So the two of them started their funny daily battle of wits and courage.

"Qin Feng, let me ask you, what does it mean that a man should not talk about strange things?"

"The Master doesn't want to talk to you, and he'll use his strange strength to beat you unconscious!"

"If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening."

"If I knew the way to your house in the morning, I would go there and kill you in the evening."

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The introduction is weak, please refer to the main text for details.

A 30-year-old otaku is reborn as a nerd who choked to death on instant noodles. His previous incarnation was incredibly suicidal! Ugh, I can live again, so I don't mind. The system that accompanies rebirth can improve one's own attributes! Oh, that's great, thumbs up. This system even has an incredible save and load function! Hmm, label it with caution. In this new world with two-dimensional elements, he just wants to survive and embrace a bright future... But first, he needs to lose some weight. PS: This book is signed, so feel free to collect and recommend it! New author and new book, need your support!

[Undead King][Invincible][Non-Graveyard Force][Establish Force]

Bai Ye, who traveled to Ainz Ooal Gown's real world, became a Yggdrasil game administrator. Unfortunately, it was a little late, and his request to join the Ainz Ooal Gown guild was rejected.

Bai Ye had no choice but to use his identity and turn on the cheat mode!

The world-class item, Noah's Ark, is a small crystal with a small world inside. It has superb hiding and defense capabilities, and is used to sneak onto the time-traveling ship, the Great Underground Tomb of Nazarick.

The world-class item, Hall of Heroes, guarantees unlimited resurrection, strengthens your strength, resists the forces of the Great Tomb, and conquers the other world.

More foresightedly, a large number of game props were acquired to increase basic resources.

"So, let's get started, Old Bones. Face my invincible army!"

Bai Ye waved his hand, and countless heroic warriors behind him launched a fearless charge towards the Sorcerous Kingdom army...

False wizard: instant shield, flashing and zooming out, a greasy spell paving the ground, five big fireballs, a symbol of knowledge and a fort.

The real wizard: bloody rage, body of steel, charge riding face, Waaaaaaaaaaagh, brandishing a warhammer to blast the enemy’s dog head.

This is the story of a melee wizard who blasted the world!

Iron Man: I have a steel suit, and my IQ is super high. Zhou Ye: I slept with your wife…

Spider-Man: I am genetically mutated and can walk on the ground between tall buildings. Zhou Ye: I slept with your girlfriend…

Hulk: After I transform, I have a lot of strength, and I can jump high and jerk off. Zhou Ye: I slept with your girlfriend…

Captain America: After I injected the serum, I became a super soldier. Zhou Ye: I slept with Agent Carter.

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The people said: Kill this shameless person.

All in all, this is the story of a man who gains the ability to travel through a movie world and saves a woman…probably! …