[Starts normally + gradually gets weird + weird + absurd + ... sigh, I'm just playing around! Note: Original shippers, please do not enter; things will become inhuman starting from chapter 400~]

Lin Yu transmigrated to the Uzumaki clan in the Naruto world. After ten years of hiding, he finally awakened the mission system, and from then on...

Mission: Obtain a title from Hanzo.

Mission: Obtain a title from Uchiha Madara.

Mission: To trick Nagato into confessing his feelings to Yahiko.

Mission: Lure Jiraiya to spy on Orochimaru bathing in a hot spring.

Mission: To get Obito to personally meet Kakashi.

Mission: Punish Madara by carrying Hashirama in a princess carry.

...

Lin Yu internally screamed: System, you're acting more and more strangely. Is it too late for me to return this item?

[Live Stream] + [Fortune Telling] + [Role-Playing] + [Nan Niang]

Upon traversing a parallel world, Ye Yu activates the role-playing system!

You start by playing as Fu Xuan, running the Taibu Si (a divination agency) and live-streaming divination.

On this day,

Ye Yu came across a video of a female internet celebrity on Xiaohongshu (Little Red Book), and a system notification sounded in her mind.

Target: Zhao Xiaoxiao

Recent activities: Organized an all-female camping trip

Result: An explosion occurred due to improper operation of the portable gas stove, wiping out the entire female group!

Ding: It is recommended that the host pay attention to the other party and send a reminder. A mystery treasure chest will be awarded as a reward!

Ye Yu immediately followed and sent a message in the chat to remind him!

To his surprise, he was met with angry curses from the other party.

Xiaohongshu users even offered a reward for Ye Yu.

Netizens all advised Ye Yu not to provoke those women.

To their shock, the all-female camping group was wiped out the next day.

…………

Open the system rewards to obtain Mysterious Holy Water.

Ye Yu: My holy water will be auctioned starting at one yuan, and the highest bidder will win.

Netizen: Holy crap?! We'd sell our pots and pans to grab this!

After traveling through time, Wayne found himself a bankrupt Gotham tycoon, running a shabby clinic. Fortunately, he had a system for providing gifts. However, Wayne found his life even worse: the clinic's sign was used as a target by thugs, and AK bullets were in even shorter supply than medical equipment. Treating the Flash's athlete's foot nearly landed him in a wheelchair by the Reverse-Flash. He lied to Superman about his infertility by claiming to be a traditional Chinese doctor, only to be hung from a streetlight by Lex Luthor and branded a charlatan. His only VIP client was Bruce Wayne, who came to collect a debt. His souvenir was a volley of batarangs. Nine out of ten draws from this utterly awful system were wasted, and the only chance for equipment to drop was when he was performing hemorrhoid surgery on the Joker. Wayne was stunned by the system's new mission: [Medical Cooperation Mission: Get Darkseid to Sign the Universal Medical Insurance Agreement]...

Zhuge Cong traveled to the world of Zongman. He had no system and thought he could only rely on inheriting the family business to live his whole life. Unexpectedly, the movie suddenly came.

The originally peaceful world was also broken.

War Machine Hikigaya Hachiman: I may not be able to beat you, but you are the only one I can beat

Spider-Man Nohara Shinnosuke: The greater the power, the greater the responsibility

Deadpool Sato Kazuma: The greater the power, the more fun

Fuck King: Join the Avengers

Captain Marvel Saitama: I will protect the peace of the universe

Magneto Otosaka Yuu: I am a scene person, I must be cool when I appear

After successfully passing the civil service exam after graduating with a master's degree, Chen Ying returned to her hometown forestry bureau and became a wildlife rescuer.

He thought his daily work would just be rescuing animals and petting all sorts of furry creatures, but who knew that after rescuing a family of three leopards, his life would turn into a life of excitement and excitement.

No one told him that the leopard's best friend was actually a giant panda!

She was pregnant with twins and had inflamed gums, so she couldn't eat bamboo.

Chen Ying arranged for a dentist to come overnight to help the pregnant panda with fillings and cleaning, and also had a prenatal checkup done.

Little did anyone know that from that day on, the animals in the mountains spread the word that a two-legged animal doctor who could summon people had come and could cure all diseases!

No, don't talk nonsense. Being single isn't a disease, and there's no cure for it!

What? You want to solve your single status by dating domesticated animals? Well, that doesn't seem like a bad idea.

Unbeknownst to Chen Ying, the news had spread throughout the animal community in China that the two-legged veterinarians at the Jiamu Township Rescue Station could help solve single people's problems.

Let me tell you, can we do this quietly? He's a veterinarian, not a matchmaker!

What bad luck! I choked to death after drinking a sip of warm water and traveled to this upside-down world!

What is upside down? It means that in a world where women are the mainstream, the attributes of men and women are reversed!

He thought he would live an ordinary life, but on the day of his high school graduation, a thing called the Sprite took him to a dimensional chat world that connected the heavens, changing his original life trajectory.

Yan Shuangying: How can someone like you change...

Xiao Yan: Thirty years on the east side of the river, thirty years on the west side of the river...

Spider-girl Shiraori: I...I...

Komon Ikki: Light is a bond...

Aqua: Hahahaha…

Kato Megumi: Oh my, I didn't expect that my presence is still so low here, I am inaction...

Ye Wuwei: ...The introduction is weak, please read the main text!

(Harem, Romance, Multiplayer Simulator) [No Game No Life Simulator Loaded!] [You can choose from a variety of life experiences!] [Note: This simulator does not affect reality, so you can enjoy every game to your heart's content!] Time traveler Kitahara Toru has obtained a No Game No Life simulator, allowing him to experience different professions and earn rewards. But the more he simulates, the more something feels off. My in-game paper wives seem to have simulators too? Are they even trying to figure out how many pieces of me they'll split? What should I do? Waiting online, feeling a bit anxious! ——— (Lonely Rock fanfiction, weak introduction, please read the full text.)

This book is also known as "Uncle, I'll Help You Fight the Holy Grail War, with Meals?", "This Mapo Priest Is a Little Different", and "There's Something Wrong with This Illya".... Huh? How did I suddenly travel through time while taking a nap? And become Illya? While becoming a loli isn't a big deal, why do we still have to fight the Holy Grail War? And what exactly is the Holy Grail War? Can someone please tell me! "I'm a participant in this Holy Grail War, your Master, Kotomine Kirei. Please tell me your real name, Assassin," the seemingly respectable priest in front of me asked. Although she didn't understand what was going on, the little girl still responded politely: "Hello... Hello, my name is Illyasviel... By the way, uncle... do you provide meals here?" - In short, it's the story of Father Mapo summoning the assassin class Illya~ a well-behaved (and scheming) Illya who strives to help her Master~ (If you're not good at this introduction, please move on to the main text.) (Plot line: Fourth Holy Grail War - Fifth Holy Grail War - Magical Girl Illya, etc....)

He has been reincarnated nine times and died tragically nine times.

Fan Pai's journey from struggling to scheming, from escaping to defying fate,

Despite their arduous struggles, they ultimately could not escape being rejected and humiliated by the entire world.

Nine generations of blood-red imprints are etched deep within the soul.

Reborn for the tenth time, Fan Pai looked at the familiar Qinghe Peak and felt only absurdity and exhaustion.

"Whatever."

After giving up, fate inexplicably began to favor him.

The system that I had been waiting for through nine lifetimes of rebirth suddenly bound me at lightning speed, and even claimed that it would help me defy fate.

Fan Pai's assessment of this was—

oh?

Okay, that works too. Take care, goodbye.

Heh, that dog Tiandao, he's playing pretty fancy tricks.

Anyway, there's no rush. Let's play around with it and pull out a few of its teeth within three steps.

But just when he was drifting through life with a "what's the use" attitude, something unexpected happened—

Whether it's a master or a childhood sweetheart, a confidante or a cold and aloof empress,

Even reincarnated empresses, demonic witches, and young demon lords...

One by one, they came to his door with bloodshot eyes, their gazes so fervent they seemed to want to devour him alive.

Fan Pai was stunned.

No, what do you mean by "I won't leave until I make you happy today"?

Damn system! Help me!

No?! What do you mean, "Husband, please don't run away! This is all the empire I built for you!"?

You damned Heavenly Dao! Quickly unleash your invincible control techniques!

Huh? What do you mean you've been turned into a beast-eared loli and you're feeling a bit hot right now?

No! This isn't real!

Why don’t you take a good look at yourself when you get turned from a demon dragon into a blood princess maid by a Hero?

You got hit by a truck and transported to another world—how about blaming yourself for that?

You reincarnated as a villainous dragon that everyone wants dead—blame yourself for that too, okay?

You got turned into a purple-haired girl by the Hero, who then used all sorts of props to… ahem, “torture” you—can we talk about how maybe that’s also your own fault?

Why is it that the Hero is always picking on you?

Why are you the only one who got turned into a girl?

Why are you the one working all day only to go home and warm the Hero’s bed and fetch him hot water?

Maybe it’s all your fault, huh?

How am I supposed to beat a max-level Hero? I just reincarnated, haven’t even learned a single skill yet, and the guy shows up at my door in full god-tier gear—what am I supposed to do?

And then all my subordinates surrendered!

When they saw me getting beat up, they went nuts, laughing like maniacs, going, “Ahahaha!”

Then the Hero started showing off his magic combo like, “I’m gonna kill you!”

And all I could do was fall to my knees and beg, “It hurts! It hurts so bad!”

Played to death, schemed to death, and then you still ask me,

“Hey, why don’t you reflect on yourself a bit more?”

You’re so cute!

The craziest part?

When the Hero found out the truth, he actually said,

“Hey, we’ve lived together so long already—why don’t you just marry me?” (shocked face)

What the h*ll?!

He knows I’m a guy, and he still wants me to marry him?

I’ve already been turned into a woman, and you’re still talking about marriage? No way!

I’m a man inside! There’s no way I’d marry anyone!

Just then, a big hand lands on the purple-haired girl’s head.

“What? Marrying me is that upsetting?”

“No! I was just kidding… hubby