Relationship blogger Lin Du dies of a heart attack, enraged by someone with a ‘love brain.’

After her death, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel filled with sadomasochistic cultivation novel and tragic love, becoming a beautiful and strong yet tragically fated junior sister aunt whose destiny is to sacrifice herself, using her ashes to pave the way for the protagonist’s great love story.

After reading the script, she slowly types out a question mark, “Have all the wild vegetables on this mountain been dug up?”

The system gently advises her: “See those ‘love-brained’ people in your sect? Save them, and you can live.”

Lin Du: “One is willing to hit, the other willing to take it—respect the mockery, lock it in.”

System: “Sweetie, you only have one day left to live.”

Lin Du: “Right up my alley, satisfaction guaranteed.”

Thus, Lin Du accepts her fate and sets out to save the senior brother who was deceived into having his spiritual bone removed and ended up crippled, the second senior sister who was cut open by her Taoist partner to extract blood for the white moonlight while she was pregnant, and the junior sister who was used by the Demon Lord to steal the sect’s treasure and then abandoned, leading her to fall into demonic ways…

But why does this sect have such a strange vibe? The sect leader personally cooks a big goose in an iron pot, and the real immortals are either growing vegetables or digging for treasures…

Lin Du: “Not sure, let’s observe a bit more.”

She initially thought that those who were lost were beyond saving, but after getting to know them, she realized: Her nephews and nieces are so adorable—it’s all the fault of those evil cultivators!

As the story progresses to a crucial point, the entire sect ends up being assimilated by Lin Du.

Senior Brother: “Can’t ascend due to lack of a spiritual bone? If you can’t ascend, you can still go to hell!”

Second Senior Sister: “Dual cultivation? A child? I have a pregnancy pill; you can bear it yourself.”

Junior Sister: “The Demon Lord, the most handsome man in the world? That guy? Not even as good-looking as one of Lin Du’s fingers!”

Warnings: The entire story focuses on the female protagonist’s growth, with minor group scenes. There is a romantic subplot, but it has minimal screen time.

Shen Mo: "Sister-in-law, want some pills?"

Sister-in-law: "But I'm your sister-in-law!"

Shen Mo: "You're a fake one!" (Literally "cousin's wife," implying she's not a true blood relative)

Sister-in-law: "Fine, I'm a bitch then!" (Playing on the homophone "婊" (bitch) for "表" (cousin))

Shen Mo: "This immortal fairy... One perfect pill for one night's sleep?"

A pill refining accident awakens Shen Mo's past life memories, which had been sealed away for over a decade. Just then, his cousin's wife shows up. Ignoring Shen Mo's severe injuries, she demands he refine a Qi Gathering Pill. As a transmigrator with awakened memories, how could he tolerate such disrespect?

His golden finger activates: any pill he refines is guaranteed to be perfect. When others refine pills, they get one or two per batch. He gets a whole nest of them, with no pill toxins or side effects whatsoever.

So what if you have innate Five Spirit Roots? Watch me pop pills and become an immortal!

(Because this is Marvel, Homelander can't make waves here, so the protagonist will be a little timid in the early stage, but basically not after chapter 38.)

On the streets where Abomination and the Hulk were rampant, a superhuman wearing the American Stars and Stripes slowly descended, saving many people like a god sent from the sky.

Post-event interview with reporters: What makes you a hero?

But John looked at the camera affectionately and said: Hero? No, I am not a hero, but my friend, you are the real hero.

(Semi-invincible)

(I didn’t write invincible, but I am invincible most of the time)

Dark, Cruel, Homelander, Chaotic

Collapse. A catastrophe whose beginnings were unknown, whose end is unknown. It has imposed the harshest test on civilization and brought humanity the most heartbreaking despair. The humans of previous civilizations struggled, and thirteen fire-chasing heroes risked everything, swearing to fight the Collapse to the bitter end. Though the outcome was death and defeat, they bravely faced death without hesitation. Bang… the sound of a head hitting the ground was heard, and a girl with cat ears fell to the ground, clutching her head in pain. "Ah! It hurts, it hurts! There's definitely a bump on my head. It's a work injury. I'll definitely go get something for medical expenses later." Padofelice stood up, rubbed her head, and suddenly felt something was wrong. All around her was a blank white space, empty. The strange sight made her heart tremble. Damn it!

"Hehe~ Commander, are other foxes fun?" Li Cheng was confused when he heard Akagi's words. What about everyone's promise to protect themselves? As an old salted fish who had half abandoned the game, Li Cheng inexplicably came to his own naval base while playing the game, and the one who caused all this was the profiteer Akashi who had been cheating him of his money. In addition to feeling sorry for his own Conqueror Fox, Li Cheng wanted to see his own naval base with his own eyes, but was stopped by Akashi. "Commander, the naval base is now full of scary ship girls, meow~ Do you really want to go back now instead of waiting for the Royal White Eagles to come back and go back together?" "A real man should be brave to face the yanderes! They are all my ship girls! Brave commander, don't be afraid of difficulties!" "But recently Taiho Akagi and the others have been saying scary things, meow~ For example, tying up the commander..." "Um, when will the Royal and White Eagles come back?" Although the ideas of several people are good, it is a pity that they seem to have been influenced by Ron Taiho and others, and the rest of the people have also become a little abnormal.

Minas? Look at my electromagnetic waves!

Gardevoir? Take my Lightning Flash!

Miss Skirt? Look at my ultimate move, Electric Whip!

Sister Lipstick?? Um, sorry to bother you!

PS: Ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, ruining your childhood, important things should be said three times!

Main characters: Muchen, Mienshao,

Du Xinghe traveled through time and space and became a tool-man senior sister in a cultivation group pet article.

She blocked the knife when something happened, and gave all the good things to the junior sister.

She came back covered in blood, and the three senior brothers only cared about the junior sister.

Fortunately, the female supporting role also has dignity. She activated her golden finger on the day of the travel.

It's so funny. Whoever wants to be a tool person can do it. She brought the system and broke off all ties with the Nine Yang Sect and left tonight!

On the way down the mountain, Du Xinghe found out that she was bound to the Palace Fighting Invincible System.

Looking at the Warm Love Pill in the novice gift package, her silence was deafening.

What a sin!

...

However, the Warm Love Pill urged the meridians to surge, and cultivation was twice the result with half the effort. Who said it can only be used for romantic matters?

The useless fairy beast egg that took ten thousand years to hatch was given a multi-birth buff by her, and was named in her "Jade Book". It recognized the master as soon as it hatched.

Secretly certified all the disciples of the sect as her own godsons in the system, benefiting her descendants and giving back to herself!

The system was angry: Host, don't go too far. Whose palace fighting novel has a 99+ godson?

She was justified, this was a genuine palace fighting of 99+ treasures!

Time flies, and time flies.

All the famous clan leaders, elders, and young talents in the cultivation world knelt down in front of Du Xinghe. Among them were the brothers who had abandoned her.

But Du Xinghe didn't even look at them, stood with his hands behind his back, and smiled at the system:

"Look, they chased me to the crematorium."

The system said with great resentment: "Yes, who made you the number one person under the heaven?"

【Funny + Relaxed + Group Chat + Make Up for Regrets + Multi-Character Interaction】

Jiang Li, the plane administrator, is trying to save the continent of Teyvat which is about to collapse.

Pull all characters into the chat group to reveal spoilers and rewrite the ending.

At the very beginning, Wendy's identity as the Wind God was exposed in a video. [System: You are the Wind God Barbatos.]

Wendy: "You're talking nonsense, I'm not, I didn't, this is fake!"

【System: Please watch VCR】

[Start playing Wendy's legendary mission: "Chapter of the Song Fairy"! ]

…

Zhongli: "Based on common sense, this may just be an illusion."

[System: And you, you are the Rock King, planning to fake your death and retire!]

Zhongli: “!?”

…

[Ding, the travelers have successfully reached the destination, everyone is alive, and the level has been successfully cleared! ]

(Book club: 455502963) (Fanfiction with major modifications! This is a novel that even those who have never played Arknights can enjoy!) After being transmigrated and thrown into the wilderness, on the verge of starvation, what would a mobile game player's first reaction be when they see a beautiful girl with long, purple, waist-length hair in a single ponytail, wearing a black and yellow outfit and carrying a gun? "wa2000! Help me! I want to join Griffin! Let me see the boss!!" "What's Griffin? I'm Exusiai!" [Pitfall]

Xu Haoran transmigrates into the body of a wealthy young master, showered with love and affection, and has five stunningly beautiful older sisters and a cute younger sister, but all of this has nothing to do with him.

Because he transmigrated into the body of a scheming, fake young master.

Today, his nominal parents will find their biological son.

Xu Haoran, who was well-versed in various online novels, knew that the story would inevitably develop into a power struggle between the real and fake young masters.

Xu Haoran, however, disregarded all of this and vowed to stop being a "green tea" and start being a "macho man."

What he didn't know was that the young master who returned this time was a reincarnated person who vowed not to repeat the mistakes of his previous life and to expose his ugly face to all the older sisters.

But as time went on, the young master seemed to realize that something was wrong.

The scheming woman from his previous life was no longer scheming, and she had no intention of kicking him out. Moreover, his sisters were gradually falling for her advances.

Reborn as a True Young Master: Why is this life different from the last? Could it be that I was reborn as a fake?

Dear sisters: Thank goodness Haoran isn't our biological brother, otherwise we wouldn't know what to do.