I wondered why I was standing here. Oh, that's right! I traveled through time! I traveled to the world of the magical girl Puella Magi! But wait, this plot line seems off! How did I become Puella Magi!? And a magical girl?! But if I'm a magical girl? Then what is this Salvation Witch's Lament Seed in my hand? ...Oh, so there's a real Puella Magi! ! But wait, aren't there too many Puella Magi? Why do I feel like all of these Puella Magi have a bit of a sister complex?! And me! No! Yes! A sister!!!...Wait a minute... "That... Flame Demon, I'm really not Puella Magi!" "Wait... You... Don't come over here!!"

Protagonist: Ash and Pikachu, Heroine: Hikaru and Serena (double heroine)

Now standing before you is

1999 Quartz League Top 16

1999 Orange League Honorary Trainer

2002 Johto League quarterfinals

2005 Fengyuan League Top 8

2006 Kanto Region vs. Frontier Zone Champion

2010 Sinnoh League Top 4

2013 Zhonghe Alliance Top 8

2016 Kalos League runner-up

2019 Alola League Champions

The eternal ten-year-old boy Xiaozhi in Pallet Town

Go, Pikachu!

Lin En, a dying nobleman in a barren frontier territory, was betrayed, hunted, and surrounded by rioting knights and insane subjects, leaving him trapped. Awakening his system, he fled into the wilderness, slaying monsters and leveling up. Lin En gained the ability to summon "players" from Earth, who treated this other world like a "hyper-realistic holographic game"! They were fearless, for they could resurrect endlessly; they were incredibly creative, their imaginations reaching far beyond the bounds of reality; they were incredibly destructive, driven by a lack of moral compass, driven only by quests and experience! From barren lord to king of a nation, from the continent of Aria to the vast starry sea. Under Lin En's meticulous guidance, these idiot players from Earth toiled, leveling up, conquering cities, slaying gods and demons, and turning the entire other world upside down! As the alien natives shuddered and exclaimed, "This group..."

Lost the system, but awakened the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception at the beginning. The Mystic Eyes of Death Perception kills matter and kills concepts.

Develop the Magic Eye,

Kill harmful substances in the body and cleanse the tendons and marrow;

Kills the elements in food, causing the enemy to suffer from various diseases;

Kill the curse of the sea and break the weakness of the ability user who is afraid of water;

Kill the air, create a vacuum environment, and kill a large number of enemies;

Destroy the connection between the Devil Fruit and the human body and strip away the Devil Fruit;

Kill the memory, hide the secret;

Kill the Observation Haku, and no one will be able to see my future;

Kill time and smash Varudo;

Kill the evil...

The famous sword destroyer, the swordsman of destruction, the prince of the ruined kingdom, the strongest body, the true beast...

God? All are equal before death.

Lu Lin transmigrated to a world of cultivation, only to discover with dismay that he lacked spiritual roots and could not cultivate immortality, only practice martial arts. But in the world of cultivation, martial artists were as insignificant as ants, merely tools and cannon fodder for cultivators. Their qi, physical body, and combat skills were utterly vulnerable before the spiritual power, spells, and magical treasures of cultivators, as fragile as paper. Fortunately, he awakened the Martial Furnace, which could absorb spiritual energy and convert it into cultivation time. One year not enough, two years. Two years not enough, ten years. Ten years not enough, then a hundred years, a thousand years. Blazing Sun Technique → Nine Yang Divine Technique. Flying on Grass → Sky-Stepping Step. Iron Elephant Body → Primordial Dragon Elephant Technique. The crude martial arts mocked by immortal masters? Thrown into the furnace, refined over a thousand years, tempered through countless trials, finally becoming supreme combat techniques that shook the immortal path. No spiritual roots? Then forge an indestructible golden body with flesh and bones! No magical treasures? A pair of iron fists shattered them...

He traveled through time and space and became Namikaze Raimon, the elder brother of Minato Namikaze. He was resurrected by Orochimaru during the Chunin Exam. The man who made the ninja world's anus tighten has returned to the eyes of the world!

Ohnoki: This guy kicked my kidney!

Edo Tensei Tobirama: I withstood a blow from the Steel Gate Ripper! Don’t you think I’m awesome?

Namikaze Kaminarimon: It's normal to feel dizzy and it's normal to have a sore butt. Take a deep breath and relax!

Namikaze Raimon's ninjutsu is a bit unorthodox. He makes the wind and thunder attribute Rasengan into the shape of a drill, and specifically hits the anus. He also knows Flying Thunder God, which is impossible to block or escape.

The earth escape technique can cause kidney stones in your body, and even urine can kill you!

After having a nightmare, An Yi woke up to find that he had traveled through time and space and transformed into the princess in his dream. He became the second princess of the kingdom, Her Royal Highness Chris Ludwig, an NPC in the game. What made her even more desperate than the time travel and transformation was that she confirmed from the dream that she would be the world boss in a certain version of the future, and would be defeated by countless players to steal their equipment and gain experience. Therefore, in order to avoid the end of her country being destroyed and her brother dying, she decided to be defeated herself. Chris decided to wear the crown and embark on the path of fleecing players and cheating NPCs in the game. "My brave stranger, don't you want to take a look at this breastplate? It's the original one that Her Royal Highness has worn on her body!"

【Reincarnation】【They regretted it】

Two thousand years ago, Ron protected Liyue for that woman, but died in that woman's arms.

Five hundred years ago, Ron was ruthlessly expelled by Lei Dianying in order to correct Lei Dianying's mistakes.

Fifty years ago, Ron vowed to protect Fernina all his life, but was accused by Fernina herself and dissolved in the primordial fetal sea.

Fifty years later, Funina was relieved of her burden.

Looking back on the past, there is always a figure lingering in my mind, and tears flood my eyes again and again.

Meeting again after fifty years, Funina was filled with joy:

"Captain Ron, you, you're so lucky to be alive."

"Ron is dead. You accused him yourself. Ms. Funina, please don't bother me anymore."

Ron shook off Furninha and turned to hold the other woman's hand.

Learn that Ron has returned.

In Liyue, that woman cried with joy...

In Inazuma, Lei Yingdian sat in the castle tower, tears welling up in his eyes...

In Nata...

In the winter...

[HP fan fiction + no system + slow to warm up + funny and weird + single female protagonist]

Neos lost his soul during the journey through time. He was smart and made a new body for himself. Although it has no soul, it is enough!

———

Dumbledore: What is this?

Neos: A demon, what else can it be?

Dumbledore: Huh?

———

Snape: You must stop using the power of the demon!

Neos: But... we... are wizards...

Snape: What's wrong with wizards?

Neos: Of course wizards have to play with demons. They can't go to angels or people from the church, right?

———

Harry: Neos! Azazel used strange magic on me again!

Neos: Didn't you say you wanted Snape not to target you?

Harry: There's no need to turn me into a girl!

Ron: Yes, just turn Harry into a girl in the potions class.

Hermione: Hurry up! Class is about to start!

———

Azazel: If the sacrifice this time is still a pig's trotter or a pinkie, don't blame me for being passive.

Neos: Here, piglets.

Azazel: Asshole! I've had enough! Why is it always these things?

Half an hour later Azazel: The piglets are delicious.

In the Dalong Dynasty, Qingzhang County, at the Fengman Restaurant, Jiang Che traveled through time and space, born as an apprentice in the kitchen. After ten years of apprenticeship, he finally mastered his knife skills, mastering everything from delicate carving to the bold chopping of bones. Eighteen years later, he finally awakened his proficiency system. His skills evolved from bone chopping to carving, then to the two, merging them into one, becoming the Butcher Ding's Ox-Slicing Technique. From Ox-Slicing to Tiger Subduing. From Tiger Subduing to Dragon Slaying. From Dragon Slaying to Immortal Shattering. From this, a roughneck wielding two butcher knives turned the fantasy world upside down.