Horror + Comedy + Infinite Flow + Nonsense
I breathed a sigh of relief the day the world was engulfed in a terrifying live-streamed game from which there was no way to escape.
As a failed horror novelist, each of these instances comes from one of my unfinished works.
While the other players were being chased by the female ghost, I walked straight to the ancient well and recited the incantation I had written.
The female ghost in the mirror froze abruptly, her bloody tears instantly ceasing, and she asked me, trembling:
"Author, could you... please finish filling in the plot holes first?"
[Pokémon + Pokémon + Pocket Monsters + System + Cool Article]
If you traveled to the Pokémon world and started traveling at the same time as Xiaozhi, which Pokémon would you capture?
But there seemed to be something wrong with Bai Yi's elf.
"Why is your Gyarados ability an electric engine?"
"I'm reporting this. Why did the Infernape on the opposite side directly activate the anger acupoint? I couldn't even get a hit on him."
"I report, why can this armored warrior still evolve?"
"I'm reporting this. How come your fossil pterosaur can super evolve twice?"
"I'm reporting this. Why is it that even Groudon can fly now?"
…
Groudon: "You're looking for trouble, aren't you? Okay, don't sleep tonight and I'll go to your place for a stroll later."
"Rainy Night, Overpass, Maybach."
Crash.
...
When sitting alone, he often caught himself thinking about her—the girl who had shadowed him for years. He’d imagine her barging into the restaurant, drawing every gaze, then plopping down beside him, propping her chin on her hands as she stared into his eyes.
"Buy me a cola," she’d say.
But tonight, to his surprise, another girl actually did sit next to him.
...
Blue hair. Delicate. Radiantly sociable. A checklist of desirable traits.
Yet when it came to love, she was bafflingly cowardly.
Even his unluckiest junior never got to drink their senpai’s leftovers—but Banaumi did it without trying.
Too scared to confess. Clinging to "I’m fine" while heartbroken. Binge-eating after rejection. When urged to fight for her feelings, she’d just whisper, "I hope they’re happy."
He kept seeing that other girl in her—until he blinked, and a stranger’s face stared back.
A stranger who wasn’t even the same gender.
Martin, who often sleepwalks, suddenly finds himself transported to the ninja world and gains the ability to transform into a different person or creature every day.
The brutal and perverted Homelander.
The lazy and carefree King of Wudang.
I'm sorry to be born at night, but at noon I'm guilty of the sin of arrogance, where I am the only one who matters.
Killua is witty, calm, and a master of assassination.
Brother Xiao Zizai, a kind-hearted man.
Hawkeye the Greatsword Master, Tom, and Grey Wolf
…………
Gaia, the destroyer of the earth?
Konoha: 6
But what's up with the Thunderfire Sword comic artist? I'm the God of Pure Love!
Hypnosis? Succubi? This is getting more and more outrageous...
[Time travel to the Qing Dynasty + System + No romantic pairing]
Sherry, a snake demon who had been cultivating diligently in the deep mountains and forests for 500 years, was struck by lightning and barely surviving when she seized a passing system. She then sought to transform into a dragon by absorbing dragon energy and merit in the Qing Palace.
World One: Nara, the birth mother of Wan Fu
World Two: Yin'e's primary consort, Lady Borjigit
World Three: Empress Xiaozhao of the Kangxi Emperor, of the Niohuru clan
World Four: Empress Ulanara of the Yongzheng Emperor
World Five: Consort Liang of the Kangxi Emperor, née Juechan
World Six: Consort Namuzhong of Emperor Taizong of Tang
World Seven: Empress Xiaoyi of the Kangxi Emperor, of the Tongjia clan
World Eight: Nurhaci's First Wife, of the Tongjia Clan
World Nine: Consort Qi, née Li, of the Yongzheng Emperor
World Ten: Meng Guqing, the deposed empress of the Shunzhi Emperor
World Eleven: Consort Ping of the Kangxi Emperor, of the Hesheli Clan / Consort Ping II
World Twelve: Consort Dong'e, the primary wife of Prince Yinzhen
World Thirteen: Crown Prince Yinreng's Consort Shi/Shi Shi II
World Fourteen: Empress Xiaohui of the Shunzhi Emperor (Qiqige)
World Fifteen: Consort Qian, née Liu, of the Yongzheng Emperor
World Sixteen: Concubine Zhang of the Kangxi Emperor
World Seventeen: Consort of Prince Yinzhi, of the Irgen Gioro clan
World No. 18: Empress Ulanara, the Second Consort of Huang Taiji
World Nineteen: Consort De of the Kangxi Emperor, of the Uya clan
World Twenty: Empress Hui, the successor to Emperor Qianlong
World Twenty-One: Consort Wanyan of Prince Yinzhen
World Twenty-Two: Empress Dowager Cixi
World Twenty-Three: Qianlong's Consort Jin
Goldshire Bankruptcy Lord's Survival Story
Upon waking up, Li Ang found himself the bankrupt viscount of Goldshire. Faced with a massive debt of 50 gold coins, an empty granary, and a watchful tax collector, his only hope was an unreliable "Multiverse Summoning System." However, the "saviors" the system sent were all increasingly disastrous: the dim-witted water goddess Aqua only knew how to cry and flood, the explosive witch Megumin was easily defeated with a single move a day, the rebellious knight Kai was always looking for a fight, and the craftsman elf specialized in creating junk... To make matters worse, he had also impulsively stolen the silver-haired witch's personal clothing and was now being relentlessly hunted down.
Food crisis, overwhelming debt, and surrounded by powerful enemies. In desperation, Li Ang frantically summons all sorts of oddballs and jinxes, only to be met with either good-for-nothings or disasters: the useless middle-aged man MADAO, a muscular burly man, a girl who loves instant noodles, and even a pink-haired demon who revels in killing! Stealing underwear, defecating at the door, blowing up fishponds… this group of freaks pushes his lordly career into an even deeper quagmire in all sorts of unbelievable ways. When Fat Cat Ban arrives and the silver-haired witch comes knocking, Li Ang realizes that his path to survival, aided by a terrible system and incompetent teammates, has already been a headlong rush towards hell… This is an absurd survival comedy that teeters between starvation, poverty, and reckless suicide!
[Single female lead][Slice of life][Romance-oriented]
People on the internet often commemorate their childhood. Chen Bing, a young man from a small town, is one of them. After his death, he finds himself back in the small town where he was born 24 years ago.
In the 21st century, Jay Chou released his first album in 2000 and began his rise to fame in 2002.
After the dot-com bubble burst in 2001, home computers began to enter cities of all sizes. Also in 2001, China joined the WTO and began a period of rapid development.
The SARS outbreak occurred in 2003, the same year Shenzhou V was successfully launched.
LCD TVs entered ordinary households in 2005, the "Shamate" style of fashion became popular in 2006, the first internet-connected smartphone appeared in 2007, the Olympics were successfully held in 2008, and Bilibili (B-site) emerged in 2009, marking a new stage in the development of Chinese ACG culture...
Urbanization, the internet, economic development, and the popularity of cartoons and animation—all these roared through China at the beginning of the new century. But in towns and villages, life remained the same. There was no internet, no computers, yet childhood was still joyful, resonating happily in every sense of the word. The internet age wouldn't truly appear in their lives for another year or two.
As times change, Chen Bing picks up the past and savors the joy of growing up once again.
[Beast Tamer + No CP with the female lead + Not a cool story + Bad to watch + Non-traditional beast tamer perspective]
The soul of Xuanqing, a civilian 996 worker (note the 996 here), somehow traveled to a parallel world. In this world, there are spiritual beasts that can fly to the sky and dive into the sea, as well as various strange beasts from more than 3,000 years ago. I wonder if he came to this world to participate in the league competition or to explore the past in the ruins?
What? I traveled through time? And I traveled to the midterm exam room?
What? Why did the memories only merge after the exam? And the brain area was awakened?
What? The big star is now my brother? No? Why are you really bringing me to TV?
What? The phantom beast is looking for me? No! How the hell am I going further and further down the ghost attribute path?
...
No, what does my mother mean? Why did she throw me out of the house?
A singing bird, a creation of the ancient emperor's spirit, a mythical beast that can kill me, a dragon that can eat you to bankruptcy...
My name is Xuanqing, but I'm very confused now. The golden finger seems to be different from that of other people who traveled through time. I used to be very afraid of its existence because it made me feel that I might be caught and sliced up for research, but I'm not afraid now. After all, other people's beast-taming spaces are all cozy little houses, but mine has this ghost-attributed fantasy beast and a mass grave. The problem is that there are zombies raised by the fantasy beast in the mass grave!
And why is the truth of this beast world completely different from what I imagined it to be?
What do you mean there are three thousand worlds out there, and what do you mean the world I’m in now is just a bottom world?
My name is Xuanqing... This world gives me an inexplicable feeling...
"What! You told me I traveled through time!" "And turned into a ball of data! And the most important thing is, this ball of data has a gender!" "Well... I can only live on the screen forever." A geek died suddenly in front of his computer screen after staying up all night. By chance, he traveled to another planet similar to Earth. His consciousness turned into data, and from then on he could only survive on the Internet. Let's see how the protagonist, who transformed into a virtual singer, developed on that planet with backward two-dimensional culture. (Note: This book is purely Japanese.
After your brief introduction, some Pokémon have truly arrived in the other world. What do you want to say?
"I want them to meet Groudon, too."
After tireless efforts, you successfully sent a Pokémon with a deep bond with humans to the other world, returning it to its friends. You've also obtained a block with Fairy-attribute power. What will you do with it?
"If Fairy-attribute power truly holds infinite possibilities, then I want Groudon to grow wings."
You've searched the entire world, introducing every Pokémon to the people of the other world. You've helped them accept Pokémon's existence and brought Pokémon to their lives. You've also gained the power of all attributes, but you haven't been able to find any of the Legendary Beasts. What will you do?
"Create a flying Groudon!"
...
Could you please stop dwelling on your B-Groudon?