Chen Feng traveled to the Xuan Realm to start his live broadcast business, and the unkind system gave him a bunch of weird skills.

From then on, the world of cultivation began to become strange.

[Voice of Filial Piety (Stronger Version)]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love?

[Paper-cutting for Adults (Li Goushou Version)]: A one-stop service for the salvation of the souls of the deceased during funerals.

[50-cent special effects]: What’s wrong? Haven’t you seen a handsome guy speaking with subtitles?

[囍 (Netherworld Version)]: Music array skill, summons the red and white evil spirits.

【Equivalent Exchange】: If the weight is the same, forced exchange.

[100% catching a knife with bare hands]: Watch carefully, it’s about catching a knife, not being caught by it.

[A Heart-piercing Blow (National Treasure Edition)]: A heart-piercing blow can bring substantial damage to the opponent.

…

(Farming, no CP, strong female characters, witches, alchemy, magic, puppets, adorable pets, survival, natural disasters) Lan Qingyou, who lost her parents and legs in a car accident and is left bedridden, is forced to cross over to a magically ravaged alternate world and struggle to survive. Survival? Not much. Though she only possesses an E-rank talent and a tree-hole shelter at the start, Lan Qingyou remains undaunted. She studies alchemy, cultivates herbs, and crafts puppets, absorbing every bit of knowledge this world can offer her. Not talented enough? Develop a [Talent Upgrade Potion] to improve yourself. Humanity's upper limit too low? Develop a [Race Conversion Potion] to completely abandon humanity. [The [Talent Upgrade Potion] you craft has been recognized by the World Will, bestowing upon you the title 'Witch of the Tower'.] [You become the first witch of this world, bestowing upon you the unique title 'Origin Witch' and obtaining the world-class magical item 'Emerald Jade Record'. Others: "Your potions are too expensive! You're raising the price! You're taking advantage of the situation!" Lan Qingyou: "Buy if you want, buy if you don't." Someone was indignant: "Why do you sit on the top of the alchemy tower and overlook our struggle for survival?" Lan Qingyou: "My potions are SSS grade, my puppets are SSS grade. It's my kindness that you can buy my potions. You should say thank you." Tower: A card that represents 'destruction' in the Tarot. No matter the front or back, it has no good meaning. Protagonist: Lan Qingyou

When Nohara Hiroshi confirmed that he was actually Nohara Hiroshi who traveled through time, he vowed to change the way he lived!

Especially looking at this Japanese country that is similar to the parallel world of the 90s.

The bubble has not yet burst, and everything seems to be thriving and prosperous.

Hiroshi Nohara plans to become a movie star!

After accidentally traveling to the world of Devouring the Stars, Lu Qingshan thought he could become a powerful being, but he never expected that after ninety thousand years he was still only at the ninth level of the universe.

Just when the deadline was approaching and he was waiting for death, he suddenly discovered that he had awakened the golden finger.

All you need to do is find a genius, take him as your apprentice, and bestow treasures upon him, and you can get a return of up to ten thousand times.

Give the disciple the Nine-Leaf Spiritual Ginseng and return the Fruit of Life.

He bestowed upon his disciple the immortal divine weapon, the Cloak Hammer, and returned the precious Thousand-pound Staff.

Give the disciples the space crystal and return the heart of space.

…

From then on, the original universe had a strongest mentor, and the universe had a supreme teacher.

Don’t ask me why all my disciples have become successful?

As long as you are willing, you can do it.

[It doesn't start on Earth, doesn't follow the Genius Battle route, doesn't steal the protagonist's opportunity, and the timeline is before Luo Feng appears.]

"Look, look what I found! It's a starving Megumin. We can hire her for a small amount of food and use her as a disposable nuclear warhead." "Oh my goodness, there's a Naruto up there. He can use the Multiple Shadow Clone Technique, and his killing efficiency is a thousand times better than a Tumugou." "Oh my god, there's even a Mobius! Why don't we invest a little in exchange for her future patents?" "Great Lord! There's also a Tarua of the Reunion Movement here. This is Victoria's Crown Prince. It's time to emulate Lü Buwei." Russell, who joined the chat group, received a reminder—a cheat code that indicates where opportunities lie. However, is the opportunity indicated by his reminder wrong? After a moment's thought, Russell donned his monocle. Now, let's look at the residual value.

He traveled through the elf world and became Sakaki's son, becoming the new boss of Team Rocket.

"Mr. Mammon, it is said that in the Golden City Battle, the Rocket Team organization led by you beat many champions such as Lance , Steven, Wallace, and Leon to the ground and went to the hospital to recuperate for half a month. What do you think?"

The reporter interviewed Mammon, the leader of Team Rocket.

"It's a complete rumor. They only recuperated for a week."

"It is said that you forcibly abducted the champion of Cynthia in the Golden City Battle. The people in the Sinnoh region are very dissatisfied with this and hope that you will return the champion Cynthia to them. What do you think about this?" The reporter continued the interview.

"Nonsense, we are in love with each other, how can they oppose it." Mammon smiled.

"By the way, Cynthia is now in labor and is not considering becoming the champion of Sinnoh again for the time being. Thank you."

(ps: The world view is synthesized by games, animations, and special editions. The Giovanni in the article is the special edition + game version)

Burdened with endless regret for his championship belt, top martial arts fighter Sun Sheng was reborn ten years earlier as a teenager. This new life not only possesses his previous life's top-tier fighting skills and tactical acumen, but also boasts godlike reflexes comparable to "bullet time"! From featherweight to heavyweight, he embarks on a madcap journey unprecedented and unparalleled. The abusive and brawling Conor McGregor, the impenetrable Usman, the standing god Adesanya, the gifted and demonic Jones, and the destructive Ngannou... Each legendary champion will become a stepping stone on his path to godhood. This is a passionate tale of redeeming regrets, crushing all, and ultimately becoming the UFC's unprecedented six-time champion. His name is Sun Sheng! The Great Sage of Kung Fu!! When he steps into the Octagon, the world of martial arts will usher in a "Lightning Era"!!! The protagonist: Sun Sheng

Kitazawa, a three-no traveler, a mediocre Chunin, taught at the Konoha Ninja School in order to survive to the end. After twenty-one years, he suddenly got a very wrong system. [Congratulations to the host for turning six, the strongest Hokage training system is open. ] "I finally got lucky? Wait, look at my eyes, this is six years old?" [Task 1: Help your deskmate Hinata Hyuga to get back the scarf. ] [Task 2: Graffiti on the Hokage Rock with your classmate Naruto Uzumaki. ] [Task 3: Defeat Uchiha Sasuke and dominate the Ninja School. ] [Task 4: Become the new three ninjas with Naruto and Sasuke, and worship Tsunade as your teacher. ] "Answer me, is it appropriate for a 21-year-old teacher like me to do this kind of task? I won't do it even if I jump from here!" [Task reward: Konoha Uzumaki...

"Interview, Mr. Bai Yu, you once said a very classic saying..." "Oh~ that~ a restaurant owner who doesn't want to become a light novel writer is not a good fighter." "Mr. Bai Yu, do you mind introducing the restaurant?" "Of course~ this is Soraka, the attending physician of the restaurant, she... Crowley! Let go of Soraka! Your blood is going to be sucked dry! Hokage over there, stop playing Landlord! I didn't ask you to switch to Mahjong!" "They are all small mistakes~ Next is the waiter in the restaurant, Mengmeng, what are you going to do with Saber?! Pick up Souta from school? That's okay, tell that kid to come here for dinner at their house tonight~" "Oh, and... what are you all doing?! Interview! Be serious! Where's Lucifer? Come out to take care of things!" Everyone: "Go to Rikkai University next door to watch the tennis match~" The group of reporters looked at Bai Yu who was forcing a smile, silently turned off the camera, made a cross on his chest for these naughty kids, and said Amen in unison.

After watching the movie, I suddenly wanted to read some EVA fanfiction. Since I couldn't find anything I liked, I started writing my own. I didn't even understand linear equations, but I was forced to participate in EVA's development. And somehow, I became a big shot in everyone's eyes. What the hell—developing EVA wasn't that hard!