[Eavesdropping on inner thoughts + cheat ability + beloved by the group] Note: There is a male lead!
There are two evils in the underworld: one is a flower, and the other is a book.
After the Book of Life and Death, which governs all things in the world, developed intelligence, it relied on its innate abilities to eat melons and do nothing all day.
After a thousand years, a red spider lily transformed into human form. Yama, the King of Hell, seeing her promising talent, made an exception and appointed her as Meng Po's assistant.
She did a good job at first, but the longer it went on, the more bored she became.
Until one day, these two bumped into each other.
They became inseparable, and things quickly spiraled out of control. You gossiped, and I listened to stories; slowly, they became two scourges in the underworld, even stripping a passing dog bare of its fur.
Even the King of Hell is worried!
We might as well send these two back to Earth for a makeshift rebirth, but those two are no pushovers!
They caused chaos in the underworld, and before anyone knew it, the two were bound together.
Prime Minister's Residence
[Little Shushu, are you sure this is really my dad?! How can he betray his own daughter like this?!]
[Little Flower, I checked, he's your biological father...]
Old Man Yun: ....
[Little scholar, does our emperor know that the only princess he has ever loved and cherished throughout his life is not his child?]
[Little Flower, as far as I know, this old emperor never knew until his death that he had raised someone else's daughter his entire life.]
The Emperor: ......
[Huh? Little Flower, I've discovered I can access Yama's storage ring!]
Really? Little Bookworm, quick... quick, bring out some treasures so we can see...
King Yama: ...Where did my things go?
[Little Flower, this man is rich, handsome, and short-lived. Why don't you take him in?]
Yunhua: ...
The Taoist genius girl, Qing Li, was captured by the terrifying world to participate in a survival game.
The ghost creatures wept bitterly, collectively holding banners—pleading to be sent away!
While other players frantically fled from the ghost creatures, she, carrying a large axe, chased the creatures madly as they tried to escape.
In the eerie hospital with a ghost playing hide-and-seek, she chopped off the ghost creature’s legs, saying, “Run, see where you can go!”
In the death bus, she kicked the driver away with one foot, transforming herself into the road’s female Yama, saying, “Hey, beautiful ghost sister, want to take a ride? The fare is just two eyeballs.”
In the cannibalistic hotel, facing a female ghost with a chainsaw, she smiled and said, “Is it your choice to die willingly, or do you choose a shortcut with me?”
The trembling ghost creatures: Who the heck is the antagonist here?
Live-stream viewers: Elegant, too elegant!
But only when facing Chu Ci did everyone realize that Qing Li had another side.
Qing Li: Dr. Chu, the horror world is so scary. I can’t sleep alone at night because I’m afraid.
Chu Ci: Busy with work, can’t get away.
Qing Li: Resign then, I’ll chop ghosts to support you!
Ghost creatures: ⊙▽⊙
Mu Anqi once encountered a fortune teller who told her that great fortune would come her way at the age of twenty. She didn’t believe a word of it.
Then, at twenty, she won the lottery—three hundred million.
Just as she was thinking, So this is what he meant by “great fortune,” huh?, she got hit by a car on her way to claim the prize.
When she woke up, she found herself in a strange place: the God’s space. She had entered a survival game world.
The rise and fall of life—this must be it.
Just as Mu Anqi was questioning the meaning of her existence, she discovered her activated ability was… surprisingly fun.
While other players were being chased by terrifying ghosts, the ghost in front of Mu Anqi was fuming in frustration—doing sit-ups?
When Mu Anqi was unluckily picked by the boss, she swiftly stuffed a red envelope into the boss’s arms. With a complicated expression, the boss was forced to escort her to the VIP viewing area… and redraw the “lucky” player.
When other players were sharpening their knives, ready to bully this “weak” girl, Mu Anqi threw a storm of red envelopes at their faces with lightning speed—“Heh, Players!”
I’m going to kill you, there are enough red envelopes!
【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】
After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.
Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?
At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.
The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!
Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...
What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!
The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!
At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.
The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!
After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!
In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.
The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!
Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?
The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!