[Metaphysics + Live Streaming + Thrilling Read]

The metaphysical master Yan Qiao was ambushed and transmigrated into a mystical artifact (a mobile phone) in the Xuanyuan Kingdom, becoming a virtual idol.

You start with just a mobile phone; from then on, you're entirely on your own.

Want to materialize your beliefs? Then just stream metaphysics to gain people's faith!

A child has been missing for months? Yan Qiao can calculate the house number where the child is hiding!

Is her own daughter possessed and eating raw meat? Yan Qiao remotely performs a hand seal and roasts the demon on the spot!

Fans lamented being harassed by a midnight phone call? Yan Qiaoling used divination to solve a 20-year-old cold case!

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In the Dharma-ending Age, the supernatural cultures of various countries are developing rapidly. The Onmyoji of Sakura Capital are eyeing us covetously from across the river, the magicians and witches of the Northern Snow Kingdom are on the verge of war, and the merfolk by the sea live in Buddhist seclusion.

Only the metaphysical culture of the Xuanyuan Kingdom gradually declined, and was even disliked by its own people for being old-fashioned.

Yan Qiao: Stiff? Is there some misunderstanding? Let's all get hyped!

Metaphysics is invincible and unstoppable!

Add technology, and I'll be the daddy!

【Eating melon system + hilarious + mind reading for the whole family】

After living for 20 years, Su Anan suddenly got a melon-eating system, and learned that the world she lived in was a book, and her whole family was a villain.

Su Anan: ...Her family members are villains?

At the same time, the Su family was suddenly able to hear Su Anan's voice.

The whole family is a villain! How is that possible?! They are all good, law-abiding citizens!

Then, they began their journey of eating melons and making trouble...

What! Mr. Shen is having an affair with his nanny! But he’s almost eighty!

The Su family members all looked at Mr. Shen and the nanny with admiration in their eyes. They were still strong despite their old age!

At a certain banquet, there was new gossip! A certain overbearing CEO, despite his cool exterior, actually suffered from hemorrhoids and even applied ointment to the banquet.

The Su family looked at the CEO with a meaningful look. Tsk tsk tsk, it really is true that appearances are not to be judged! No wonder his posture was a little awkward. Hey! He just scratched his butt with his hand!

After the banquet, the Su family tacitly shortened the time they spent in the toilet. They absolutely could not get hemorrhoids!

In a certain business field, Father Su has found new news, and it is from a new partner.

The seemingly calm and steady 40-year-old elegant partner actually likes to wear women's clothing in private! He also likes to play role-playing with his wife!

Father Su imagined the scene, then lowered his head. It was over. The image in his mind was lingering, and he suddenly couldn't bear to look at his partner. What should he do?

The life of eating melons is really wonderful. As for being a villain! Whoever wants to be one can be one. They are busy eating melons every day!