My name is Martin and I have a superpower, as you may have guessed, which is that every morning I randomly transform into strange things.
He transformed into Kudo Shinichi, and then revealed Conan's true identity to Xiaolan on the spot.
Transformed into Gin, he gave a televised speech to confess his crimes.
Transform into a Saiyan and give Kyogoku Makoto a little alien shock.
Transform into King Kong and demolish the iron tower before the Black Organization.
Transform into an archaeologist, but have an invincible buff in the furniture store.
Transformed into a reporter, but wearing red shorts outside...
Sometimes, transformation will add strange interpersonal relationships. For example, when I transform into Tom, a brown mouse will appear to oppose me.
This transformation ability is very unstable. Sometimes it will change other people, such as turning Conan into a corgi, or turning Haibara Ai...
I won’t say anymore, Gin is still pursuing me!
Title: Warhammer + Fourth Scourge + Space Pirate "Ship-Lord"
Description:
Minion A: "Boss! There’s a bunch of Chaos tin-cans ahead!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."
Minion B: "Boss! Some pointy-eared space elves up front!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."
Minion C: "Boss! A mob of green fungus freaks!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Pull alongside ‘em."
Minion D: "Boss! There’s a Primarch with a few tin-cans brawling with Warp demons!"
Zhao Dezhu: "Holy sh—"
Minion D (mishearing): "Boss says pull alongside ‘em!"
Zhao Dezhu: "……"
(This is a chaotic comedy—veteran Warhammer fans, go easy on the hate! Expect abstract memes, zero logic, and maximum yolo.)
I carry ambition and bloodshed with me, until I reach the summit of the heavens. ...
My name is Lu Yun. Head of the Imperial Observatory of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
Above the imperial power, guest of the immortal gate, great state teacher.
This is a story about traveling through time while going to the toilet.
Traveling to the era of beast control, contracting beasts, cultivating beasts, and using knowledge (systems) to carve out a path for yourself!
When the mythical beast control envoy, the well-known beast control research doctor, Lin Qianyu was asked what experience he could share.
His answer was: "I can achieve today's success by relying on a little bit of luck and a little bit of hard work!"
"Kendo?" "No!" "Kido?" "Just average." "Flash step?" "Fair enough." "Bakuto?" "A little..." Old man Yamamoto couldn't understand how this slacker in front of him had become the strongest Shinigami. "What do you do?" "Magnetic field rotation, of course!" Facing a formidable foe, Ruyue Ran remained silent, simply rotating his magnetic field. ... "Kenpachi Zaraki, take my blow, magnetic field rotation, 100,000 horsepower of force, magnetic field heavenly sword!" "Aizen Sosuke, what's with the Hogyoku? Look at me, 250,000 horsepower of force, magnetic field heavenly lock!" "Old man Yamamoto, don't just sit there either. I have 500,000 horsepower of force, the Hell Sword, you learn it!" Ruyue Ran, single-handedly, will bring down the entire world!
Here is a less formal introduction:
I traveled through time and seemed to be an employee of a company.
Wow, that's a lot of salary!
The alarm sounded.
Asking me to suppress the minions? What the hell is this company?!
The following is a serious introduction:
I am Ye Lan. The best employee of Lobotomy Corporation in X0XX. Miss Hod doesn't even need to do core suppression after seeing me.
But no one in the company knew that I was actually a spy from a company in a world even outside the ruins. (Of course, Miss Angela might know this, but she didn't tell anyone, so no one knew.)
But besides this secret, I have another one.
A secret that even my real company doesn't know: I'm a time traveler. (But maybe I've told Miss Angela about this in one of my previous loops.)
This is a world where scholars control the power of heaven and earth.
With talent, poetry can kill enemies, lyrics can destroy armies, and articles can bring peace to the world.
Scholars pick up their pens and talk about war on paper; candidates kill enemies and speak eloquently; Jinshi get angry and use their tongues to fight.
The saints come and criticize with words and pens, and can kill people, judge the emperor as unjust, and fight against the country with one person.
At this time, the Holy Court controls the literary position, the monarch holds the official position, the ten countries fight, the barbarians watch, and the demons make trouble.
At this time, there is no flourishing Tang poetry, no flourishing Song lyrics, no innovative articles, and no new saints in a hundred years.
An unknown poor boy, after being hit on the head by someone, wrote poems and lyrics that were handed down from generation to generation, and wrote articles that shocked the saints, embarking on the road to becoming a saint.
Thanks to the official book review team of Yuewen for providing book review support!
[The story of the heroine giant wearing a vest and going down the mountain to collect her grandson. Narrator: Grandson +1+1+1+10086……]
The Lin family’s adopted daughter returned, and the whole family had to kneel down and shout for aunt. However, as the Sovereign of the Immortal Sect who ruled the seven hills in his previous life, Lin Jian had also seen the world, and waved his hand on the spot: All dear grandsons are flat!
The scumbags screamed: Shit Auntie, you are not worthy of a poor girl! !
Lin Jian ha ha, he picked up an unpretentious little chubby, and said confidently: “I declare that the future heir of the Lin family is you!”
A year later, Lin Xiaopang became tall, rich and handsome, his aunt spoiled him behind him, and the bully hit him in front of him: “Try my aunt!”
A year later, Auntie became the hottest aunt in the live broadcast room. Fans screamed: “Auntie please pamper me again!!”
A year later, all the big guys knelt down and kowtow to the big guy while beating his children and grandchildren: “Babbit rabbit, kneel down and call me auntie!”
A year later, Yan Jingchen, the male god of hormones walking in the imperial capital, pulled Lin Jian into his arms and declared his sovereignty: “Mine, all go!”
Lin Jian:…………
What should I do if the man who was forced to call his aunt by pressing his head forcibly looked at his own eyes? ? Waiting online is very anxious~~
[I treat you as a junior, but you always want to soak me? ? 】
Lu Yuan was reborn and turned into a large fungus! See how he stirs up troubles after receiving the genetic evolution system and becomes the strongest fungus in the world!
[Ding, you swallowed the psychedelic mushroom and obtained the hallucinogenic gene]
[Ding, you swallowed the black-striped floater and obtained the paralysis gene]
[Ding, you swallowed the cobra and obtained the toxin gene]
After receiving the "Another World Help Guide," Chen Lin traveled to the second dimension. He initially thought the "Another World" was a world completely different from the surface world, plagued by demons and monsters. But when he discovered the people seeking help included an elf princess and her protective knight, a snow woman who couldn't pay her rent, three succubus sisters who wouldn't let anyone touch them, a mermaid singing idol group, and a ghost's childhood sweetheart, he was shocked to realize what this "Another World" was like!?