Su Tao woke up and turned into Su Yuntao, the most useless awakening master in the Spirit Hall. He only had two days left to awaken Tang San's spirit.

Bound to the "Destined Villain System", the main task is to prevent the Shrek Seven Devils from becoming gods and plunder all opportunities. If you fail, you will be chased and eaten by the Ten-Year Soul Beast!

While others were collecting soul power, he was hiding in the corner and slacking off, secretly using a "nano file" to grind away the awakening stone, turning Tang San's Blue Silver Grass into a level 7 useless martial spirit.

When others were trying to snatch the spirit ring, he released a "pseudo-millennium aura bomb" to force Yu Xiaogang to give Tang San a hundred-year defective spirit ring.

While others were exploring the secret realm, he had used the "Withering and Flourishing Technique" to hollow out the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire and transplanted the magical grass as potted plants.

From Holy Soul Village to Martial Soul City, Su Tao, branded as a "slacker deacon," used falsified attendance records to change his destiny:

"Tang San wants to take the Eight Spider Lance? First, let him experience the feeling of his spirit power being disrupted."

"The Seven Devils want to become gods? Sorry, I've polluted the throne."

Finally, watching the Shrek Seven Devils get stuck and collapse, Su Tao retired with his hoe on his shoulder: "Destiny? It's just a mark on my KPI."

System prompt: The idle retirement mode has been activated, and the villain value has reached 1 billion.