Genshin Impact + Tomb Raiding + No Couples

"We can explore the area ahead another time... just kidding!"

—And so, Master Hu Tao plunged headfirst into a “brand new instance” that even Paimon could be scared away!

Walnut, the 77th generation head of the Wangsheng Hall, who was happily "expanding his business" on Wuwangpo, encountered the most outrageous negative review in Teyvat history: terrible leyline channels and awful navigation! The service was so bad that they threw the customer out of the world!

When I opened my eyes, I saw a gloomy and eerie primeval forest, and all I could hear was the incoherent language of another world.

No elemental power replenishment? The monsters (?) are losing sanity faster and faster?

Are cars "metal-shelled, ghostly, earth-burrowing beasts"? Are firearms "mortal versions of the Rainbow-Piercing Spear"?

The concepts of life and death here are so crude that they would make even professionals' scalps tingle!

Walnut: Oh no, have I become an abnormal creature? But it's okay, the business scope of the Hall of Rebirth is the stars and the sea (just kidding)!

When the tomb raiding trio meets an otherworldly fire-type berserker (who also happens to be the head of a funeral home):

Fatty Wang: "Naive! Bro! Look! I found a little girl who can set fires to ward off evil spirits and even give psychological counseling to zongzi!"

Wu Xie: "...Did she just say that the Forbidden Woman's 'service quality is poor and needs to be dealt with in a bad review'?"

Zhang Qiling: "..." (Staring at the burning homa staff in Hu Tao's hand, lost in thought)

Black Bear: "Tsk, this flame is unscientific. Little sister, want to buy sunglasses? I'll give you a 1% discount."

"When the sun comes out, I bask in the sun; when the moon comes out, I bask in the moonlight!"

—Hu Tao's Otherworldly Version—Still Not Off-Key?—Yeah, right!