In a private room of a restaurant.
A handsome boy sits in front of a lady.
Xiao Yu: I am here for a blind date.
Lady: Blind date?
Xiao Yu: “Stop talking nonsense. I am moved by your good looks. You can find a way to fall in love with me. I only give you one chance among 1.4 billion people!”
Lady: What if I don’t accept?
Xiao Yu: I hope you don’t be ungrateful and narrow your own path!
Lady: Ha… OK.
Xiao Yu: What?
Lady: I ​​said OK, I accept it.
Xiao Yu: …
A waiter came over and said to Xiao Yu awkwardly: Sir, I am sorry, the private room number I just told you is wrong!
Xiao Yu looked at Lady: You are not my blind date?
Lady: Now I am.
Xiao Yu: Ah this! … (Tactical retreat)
Just when Xiao Yu found his blind date next door.
Lady came over and kidnapped Xiao Yu…

餐厅包间内。一位小帅哥坐在一名御姐面前。肖御：我是来相亲的。御姐：相亲？肖御：“不废话了，看你有几分姿色，我心动了，你自己想办法爱上我，十四亿人里面我只给了你机会！”御姐：我要是不接受呢？肖御：我希望你不要不识擡举，把自己的路走窄了！御姐：哈……好啊。肖御：什么？御姐：我说好啊，我接受了。肖御：……一名服务员走来，尴尬的对肖御说：先生，不好意思，我刚刚告诉你的包间号，错了！肖御看向御姐：你不是我的[大肠包小肠]

相亲走错桌，我被相亲对象绑架了

I went to the wrong table for a blind date and was kidnapped by my blind date

iwenttothewrongtableforablinddateandwaskidnappedbymyblinddate相亲走错桌，我被相亲对象绑架了

Zhou Chen traveled through a parallel world and became a national security agent, awakening the criminal king system.
He is very smart and irritable. When he gets angry, he doesn't even bother to say "what are you looking at".
He never talks when he can take action, and he never has any enemies.
Because he will beat the brains out of his enemies on the spot.
Criminal: Can't you afford it?
Spy: Excuse me, don't you have a backswing when you pretend?
Director of the Intelligence Bureau of Sam Country: Big brother, I will follow you in the future.
Queen of Intelligence of F Country: Please, can't you let me go, I'm still a child.
MI6 of Y Country: Have some martial ethics, we haven't offended you, why kill us?
Guoan of Long Country: Comrade Zhou Chen is really amazing. If he is put in the "Into Science", he should be able to shoot two episodes. He is worthy of being a role model for our generation!
...
My name is Zhou Chen, please take care of me.
If I do something wrong.
Are you going to beat me?

周晨穿越平行世界，成为了一名囯安特勤，觉醒刑案之王系统。
他很聪明，也很暴躁，脾气上来连‘你瞅啥’都懒得说。
能动手绝不哔哔，从来没有仇人。
因为会当场把仇人苟脑子打出来。
罪犯：是不是玩不起？
间谍：请问你装逼都没有后摇吗？
山姆囯情报局局长：大哥，以后我跟您混。
F囯情报女王：求求你，就不能放过我吗，我还是个孩子。
Y囯军情六处：讲点武德，我们又没得罪你，杀我们干毛？
龙囯囯安：周晨这个小同志的确很厉害，放在走进科学，应该能拍两集，不愧是吾辈楷模！
……
我叫周晨，请各位多多关照。
如果哪里做的不好。
你们来打我呀？

囯安第八局：我，刑案之王

National Security Bureau 8: I, the King of Criminal Cases

nationalsecuritybureau8ithekingofcriminalcases囯安第八局：我，刑案之王

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