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That year, Lu Xun slew demons and monsters, not knowing what a worthy opponent was.

That day, Lu Xun held his head in his hands, getting beaten by a great demoness to the point where he didn’t know how to fight back, and was even forced to marry a little demoness.

"A real man living between heaven and earth, how can he stay subdued by demons for long!"

After a passionate speech, Lu Xun successfully became a live-in son-in-law.

The little demoness is a golden snake who has cultivated for 400 years, cold as ice, proud and domineering.

The great demoness is a white snake who has cultivated for over a thousand years, mature and enchanting, stunningly beautiful.

The little demon girl is a fox who has cultivated for 200 years, mischievous and lively, cute and energetic.

"Wait!"

"Something's off about these demonesses!"

However, Lu Xun gradually discovered that it wasn’t just these demonesses that were off, but the outside world was even more off!

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[Daily Life][Light Comedy][Humorous and Witty][Emotionally Delicate]

When Xu Mang was about to work hard, God found him, but Xu Mang let out a stinky fart, and God was smoked away…

From then on Xu Mang became a salted fish.

“Uh…”

“In fact, it’s not bad to be a salted fish.”

“Because you can win by lying down.”