On the day of a blind date, a tall, fair-skinned, and strikingly beautiful woman in red-soled heels sat across from me.

But then...

“You’re telling me that spiritual energy will revive in this world, and I’ll become the number one sword immortal of the human race?”

“Yes.”

“And you’re saying I mysteriously die 200 years later?”

“Exactly.”

“So what proof do you have for any of this?”

“You have a mole.”

“Where?”

Her eyes slowly drifted downward...

300 years in the past, in Moscow, a silver-haired girl looked at the towering skyscrapers not yet turned to ruins. She took a deep breath, turned around, and got into a Maybach.

On the way to the airport, on her 18th birthday, she made a decision different from the one in her previous life.

She was going to Xia Country...

To steal a man!

Elsewhere, a calico cat opened its eyes. The first thing it did?

Go find the human from its past life.

In this life, the calico cat lives by three words:

"Steal. That. Man!"

"Steal that man! Steal that man! Steal that f*cking man!"

(PS: Parallel world, fictional setting, positive vibes.)