Lynn is transported to a world of swords and magic, gaining the ability to extract affixes. From a fallen nobleman to a novice adventurer, he embarks on the path to becoming a legendary sorcerer. Maids, princesses, succubi—raising their favor grants him their affixes. "Then I'll take her!" Goblins, mind flayers, the legendary Kraken—slaying them yields their affixes. "Then I'll take it!" A drunken dwarf, a masochistic priest, a clumsy ranger—turning his back grants his affixes. "Well... maybe this one will do."... Years later, a bard in a tavern sings these lines: "He can drink with dragons, and make kings grow tails; his adventures are half praise, half retribution; oh! Legendary Lynn, dashing Lynn. His lovers are more numerous than stars, more unpredictable than magic..." "Pfft," Lynn...