Witches are special women chosen by the gods of the abyss, selected through the endurance of extreme pain and torment.

The more suffering they endure, the more terrifying the supernatural power they can draw upon.

But their personalities also tend to become twisted, vicious, and cruel—ticking time bombs hidden within modern society and human civilization.

To protect humanity, these witches must be eliminated.

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“But what if you can’t beat the witch?”

“Retreat for now, and request support from headquarters.”

“What if you can’t escape?”

“Stall for time, try not to provoke her, and prioritize survival.”

“And what if the witch demands that you fall in love with her, or she’ll destroy the entire world?”

“…I’d tell her to tone it down a bit.”

[Introduction to the easy version]

His family is poor, his parents are dead, and his beautiful fiancée broke off the engagement.

Standard white text protagonist template, so my golden finger is coming, right?

Unexpectedly, that night, the fiancée suddenly regretted:

I won’t quit this marriage!

Moreover, they have to live together and sleep together, and she will pay for all the living expenses!

Okay, let's live together. Anyway, I won't suffer.

After a night...

Hey, is there something wrong with this fiancée?

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[Introduction to the serious version]

Demons are ravaging the Chinese continent, and humans are retreating to giant technological cities to survive. The world is in danger.

People from the north are crossing to the south, and there are many differences; noble families and royal families are fighting endlessly; common people from poor families cannot bear to be attacked; and the young commander of the refugees is watching with eager eyes, waiting for the right time to rise up and completely tear this hard-won order to pieces.

To describe it in two words, this human world is unbearable and pill-like.

Cheng Jinyang, a sickly young man who traveled through time, set two small goals for himself:

1. Exercise and recover as soon as possible.

2. Become stronger!

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The author has already completed the 2.1 million-word masterpiece "The Sword of Cang Qing". Happy End's character is guaranteed to be trustworthy even if it is not a prisoner, not a bad one, not a literary figure!

(This work has been adapted into comics, just search "Girl, there's something wrong with you" on Tencent Animation)

In the year 241 of the Sixth Age, Constantinople was in turmoil.

Emperor Constantine personally led the expedition and the entire army was wiped out. With the power of great victory, the pagan empire annexed the entire eastern territory of the empire, and its troops were directed towards the capital.

The 17-year-old imperial princess Theodora ascended the throne at a critical moment, and what was in front of her was a mess that was already riddled with holes.

Rome is about to fall.

………………

The gears of fate turned crazily, and a certain time traveler appeared on the streets of Constantinople.

"According to the original plot, Constantinople will fall sooner or later." He thought for a moment.

"It's better to abduct the Queen first."

(This book is classified as a game in another world, the background is the magically modified Middle Ages, and the title is "I Really Can't Lead This Team")

In the morning, he was a Qi refiner for Kunlun, and in the evening he returned to Shushan to be a sword immortal.

I stole 3,000 methods from Penglai, and no one could tell me that I was a loyal traitor.

There are ten thousand avenues in this world, all leading to longevity.

Ordinary people only take one and go, but I was forced to take all of them.

Don’t ask, ask is time management!