(Modified Type-Moon, harem, no system, already a completed million-word novel) First lesson in transmigrating to the Eastern Han Dynasty: Being too handsome really gets you hunted down! Looking at his handsome face and automatically seductive eyes reflected in the bronze mirror, Liu Bei angrily tore up the script: "Who installed this succubus passive skill?!" [Your hero Cao Cao has triggered the "Green Plum is Not as Good as a Fallen Flower" darkening line] "Xuande, will you choose my Seven Star Sword..." Cao Cao's sword tip pressed against Zhuge Liang's fox tail, "or this demoness's feather fan?" [The Little Conqueror of Jiangdong activates the "True Love Lunch Box" skill!] Sun Ce, wielding a spiked club, kicked open the door: "Liu! Xuan! De!?! You promised to go with me, sisters! Why did you only go to see my sister yesterday?" To make matters worse—Lü Bu arrived riding Red Hare: "Bei Bei! How dare you favor Dong Zhuo alone?" While the whole world was chanting "He who gains Xuan De gains the empire"—Liu Bei angrily slammed the table: "Let whoever wants this succubus script take it! I will conquer this chaotic world with a face of maximizing benevolence!"