(Important introduction: 10,000 words per day, working towards 15,000 words per day)

Bad news: This Naruto seems a bit of a homebody!

Good news: This Naruto is a tech geek!

Nonsense news: This Naruto wants to drive a mecha!

Sarutobi Hiruzen: Naruto, how can these things be more useful than ninjutsu? Learn some ninjutsu!

Sasuke: Cool!

Kyuubi: Handsome!