This is an era where centers are born, and American Times Week published an interview about NBA superstar Li Shengli.

Reporter: “Why do you think you are an NBA aviation controller?”

Li Shengli: “Because I don’t allow anyone to take off within two meters of me.”

Reporter: “Why is your free throw percentage lower than O’Neal?”

Li Shengli: “Because O’Neill learned Rick Barry’s urinal.”

Reporter: “Why do you like to eat tomatoes?”

Li Shengli: “Because… wait, your question is a bit off, the tomato is Yao Ming’s stalk!”