I woke up to find myself transported to Tokyo, Japan, transformed into a villain. I thought I was going to become ginger-braised pork... but... this world doesn't seem to be the world of Chainsaw Man? And... I have a cousin named Kobayashi? Kagome Higurashi is my classmate?! A group of phantom thieves called Cat's Eye are active?! And in Tomoeda Town, there are magical girls riding magic wands at night?! Worst of all, a high school detective has appeared in the neighboring Beika Town?! With more and more anomalies constantly infiltrating this seemingly normal world... fine, I'll stop pretending! Come on, say it—I dedicate everything to Miss Machima!!!