The Quibbler's interview today - Who do you think is the most laid-back Hogwarts faculty member?

Minerva McGonagall: Although it depends on the situation, I personally think it's Brian.

Albus Dumbledore: Isn't it Brian? It's a different story if we count the magical animals.

Chet Bryan: Who else besides Hagrid and me?

Reporter: May I ask what these three boxes in your hand are?

Chet Bryan: Ah, this is of course Hagrid and I's nightcap today. My friend, you've had a hard time coming to Hogwarts. If you're willing, come and have a drink with us tonight.