Xu Tianshun travels through the world of Zongwu, wanting nothing more than to slack off and live off his ancestral inheritance as a slacker detective. But a crappy system forces him to do the job: If I don't kill Yu Canghai, I'll be three centimeters shorter?! From then on, the martial arts world erupts: We agreed to play soy sauce together, so why did you kill Tian Boguang with a sword, toy with Cao Zhengchun, and even attract fairies? My slacker character is completely shattered!